Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey

2011 Corona Commercial Girl in Black Bikini & Business Suit

2011-12-17T09:28:00.000-08:00

Hey crazy monkeys, I'm back again! I dunno if you've seen it, but I recently caught one crazy, sexy Corona commercial this 2011! It features a hot latina girl in a business suit which transforms into a black bikini after she gets a Corona Extra beer! Here's a closer, detailed look at what I'm talking about, or you can scroll down to the YouTube video to watch it!

As you can see above, the camera gives us a glimpse of her booty and it certainly is ample! So now people are wondering who is the sexy Corona commercial girl with the business suit and black bikini? After hanging out on my favorite video site, YouTube, I found all the answers we need!

The commercial is called the Corona "Extra Commuters" commercial and the hot chiquita is named Diana Garcia. Basically the idea is that having a Corona beer after rwork will transport you to a relaxing beach scene where you can enjoy the sun and waves. You can watch it below to see what I'm talking about. It seems nobody cares too much about the other people in the ad, which might be true. I'd party with them all, but I can see just myself, a crazy monkey enjoying that bucket of Corona Extras on a beach with Diana Garcia in her black bikini. Party on folks!

Diana's on Twitter here if you wanna ~~stalk her~~ follow her tweet updates!

Enjoy the Corona "Extra Commuters" ad below featuring Diana Garcia, her booty, and some other people hanging out at the beach!

What do you think of Diana and the Corona 2011 commercial? Prefer the business suit or black bikini look on her? Feel free to comment below about your thoughts on these important matters! :)

Kristin Hensley is Hot Brunette in Activia Light commercial

2010-08-01T06:33:00.000-07:00

You may be wondering just who is that hot brunette in the latest Activia commercial? You know the Activia Light yogurt ad with the smoking hot curvaceous lady checking out her figure in a full-length mirror. Well friends I think I have your leading lady...It's Kristin Hensley!

It's tough to find much about Kristin Hensley the actress online right now, but apparently many men are hitting pause on their TIVO's and DVR to check out 'the booty'. See for yourself in the YouTube video below someone recorded of their TV set!

Smokin' figure right?!? It must have many going crazy. There's even a forum where some guys were trying to figure out who she was. Luckily one person stopped by with links to more info about this gorgeous gal who apparently stars in many commercials besides Activia Light! There's been a feature article done about Miss Hensley and also she is part of a theater group called Sketch Armstrong.

So there you have it...Activia does a body good as evidenced by Kristin Hensley! This monkey's gonna go hang out near the Yogurt section at the local supermarket and try to pick up my own hot babe!

Zuzana Fitness Video - Hot Workout on YouTube!

2010-03-29T14:51:00.000-07:00

(Zuzana will get your booty in shape on YouTube!)

Wow I've been MIA here since October 2009, so I figured I should check in. The weather's getting nicer, so that means it's time to get those bikini beach bods ready...Enter Charlie James.

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Don't worry, this isn't anything to do with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Instead this is YouTube hottie Charlie James, a foreign fitness hottie that this crazy monkey has enjoyed watching on YouTube. Isn't it great how YouTube creates new stars, like that Fred Figglehorny dude who's getting his own TV movie with John Cena as his dad?

Anyways, you'll see why Charlie James aka Zuzana gets so many darn views on YouTube. The name Zuzana sounds kinda like one of those mystic old gypsy psychics you see at the carnival, but she's really not like that! :) She puts it all out there and really sweats so that her fans can learn how to get in shape! Zuzana has a sexy accent to go with the fit body too...

In the video below she uses all sorts of fitness equipment and positions to work her body, including a Kettle bell and dip station. Enjoy!

Yuliana Peniche Calzones Caliente

2009-10-03T10:01:00.000-07:00

(Muy caliente Yuliana Peniche!)

Well folks I'm pleased to announced that the family who lets this crazy monkey live with them just got their DISH Satellite TV upgraded from basic to the next level! That's silver plus level with all sorts of cool new channels including SIRIUS Satellite radio music stations, FX, Lifetime Movie Network (not my favorite), MSNBC, The Speed Channel, ESPN U, a buncha sports channels, and my personal favorites...3 new Spanish Channels including UNIVISION! In case you didn't know, I'm a personal fan of the Latina ladies porque eres my caliente ;) (Pardon my Spanish, it's been a while!)

Anyways, since we get these three new Spanish channels, it allows me to brush up on my Spanish (and watch the hot chicas). I was browsing through and caught this show this morning called "Bajo el mismo techo". It's about a familia (family) and some other stuff, and it was made in 2005. The one chica in the show really caught my eye, and come to find out she's a mega-star or at least searched for a lot here on the interweb world wide net! Her name, Yuliana Peniche, apparently many searches are caliente por Yuliana Peniche calzones!

Yuliana's a 28 year old babe born in Mexico City with some great legs and cute personality! In the video above you'll see why they love Yuliana Peniche calzones, as she is taught some "dance" by a Spanish guy who looks like he's giving her a modified Heimlich maneuver. She's not choking, and he's surely enjoying himself! Enjoy the video from a show called "Se Vale", it looks like from further review of YouTube videos of the TV series, it involves a lot of guys getting to handle Yuliana, toss her around or put her in various positions for dance moves which seem to lead to her showing upskirts or calzones...The Spanish Channels rock!

....and don't worry Victoria Del Rosal, monkey still luvs ya as my muy #1 caliente chica!

This babe's also been on some show called "Platanito Show" which features a bunch of clowns clowning around. You can also see Yuliana Peniche acting in a more serious film role in Destilando Amor a romance movie where she plays "Margarita". Call me baby, I'll be your inflated lover in the sequel!

Screech drops Bell Bombshell!

2009-09-26T20:42:00.000-07:00

(Screech drops bomb on his Bayside days!)

Say it ain't so Screech! Just days after this crazy monkey payed tribute to one of the all-time greatest corny but funny and sexy sitcoms, Saved by the Bell, that resident dork Screech drops a Bell Bombshell! The cast just celebrated a 20-year reunion, but apparently all's not what it was cracked up to be for these Bayside Tigers. We are now learning that Dustin Diamond, who played "Screech" (Real name Samuel Powers) has released shocking allegations of sex, drugs and Rock n' roll on the set of the show!

Order the book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto! - all about pop culture such as Saved by the Bell's "Tori Paradox" - why were Jessie, Kelly and Tori never seen together at Bayside, and other cool stuff!

(Link to this story: http://adventures-of-crazy-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/09/screech-drops-bell-bombshell.html)

The tell-all will be featured in US weekly magazine where Screech says drugs and sex were a regular part of Saved by the Bell actors on-the-set activities. And he's not talking about Jessie's "I'm so excited", him hooking up after a big chess match, or the Zack-Jessie kiss in the rap version of Snow White! No siree, Mr. Powers is reporting there was real drug use and sex going on around the Bayside "High" Set.

Screech (Diamond) reportedly told US Weekly:

"I could smell a certain 'smoke,' wafting from from the crack" underneath his castmates' dressing rooms, says Diamond, 32, who played the dork Screech.

Screech also claims his co-cast member Mark Paul-Gossaaler who played Zack Morris used steroids to bulk up before the Saved by the Bell College Years in 1994. Dustin Diamond goes on to insinuate that if there were on-the-show plots involving Slater and Kelly or Zack and Jessie, then there was also hanky-panky going on backstage.

Wow, and to think these were issues they covered on the show...Well at least they did the cool Public Service Announcement with the head of NBC about "there's no hope in dope!"

Of course these allegations are coming from a guy who's best friend was really a robot named Kevin that brought him popcorn and made corny one-liners. Also, keep in mind Screech had his own sex tape released in 2006, sold sex toys, and was a downright disaster on various reality shows such as Celebrity Fit Club! But hey, you're reading this news from a crazy inflated monkey, so what do I know?!

So far no reports on whether Mr. Belding smoked crack or Lisa Turtle was embezzling funds to pay for all her extravagant fashionable clothes. We may hear of a Screech-Max-Kevin love triangle at some point.

As of right now these are just accusations, so you can still dress up in the Kelly Kapowski costume or Zack Morris Halloween costume to honor these cool kids if you really want to!

The fully story on Screech's Bell Bombshell will be in the upcoming issue of US Weekly...

(Link to this blog story: http://adventures-of-crazy-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/09/screech-drops-bell-bombshell.html)

(Story Source: wonderwall.msn.com)

Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume 2009

2009-09-19T09:54:00.000-07:00

(Miss Kelly Kapowski, Bayside babe)

Hey ladies!...are you looking for one of the most original, creative, sexy Halloween costumes for this coming October 31st? Why not go sexy-retro with everyone's favorite, pretty Bayside cheerleader, the Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume! Kelly (played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) was the hot brunette girl from the always popular Saved by the Bell series shot on location at Bayside High, who all the guys drooled or schemed over. Zack Morris was her main squeeze for quite some time even during the College years and beyond. She was a cheerleader, swimsuit model, and all around sweetheart who dressed in as sexy, preppy sorta way for the times.

(Kelly's one piece lifeguard swimsuit from Mr. Carosi's resort)

So how do you create this Kelly Kapowski costume? Well ladies you could go several ways with this one. Kelly was a swimsuit model, and at one time a lifeguard during summer break at Mr. Carosi's beach resort. On those episodes she donned the green Baywatch-style one piece suit. That might get a little cold, so consider going with a Kelly Kapowski retro late 80's - early 90's fashion look (the jean jacket, pink turtleneck shirt and short denim skirt), or go as Kelly Kapowski, sexy Bayside cheerleader! Gooooo Tigers!

(Old School Bayside Cheerleader)

(Sexy New School Bayside Cheerleader)

Need more inspiration? See the Kelly Kapowski Bayside cheerleading highlight video here! Can you believe they had cheerleaders for the chess team? Bayside must be everyone's dream school!

While this crazy monkey couldn't locate a replica Kelly Kapowski cheerleader costume, you could go with this Bayside Cheerleading T-Shirt instead or the Zack Morris & Kelly Kapowski costume tees available at 80sTees.com, Inc.!

As you'll see in the images, there's two varieties of the Bayside Cheerleading uniform. There was the older, traditional skirt with maroon polo shirt, and then more updated, sexier half shirt which showed the midriff, as well as shorter skirt. You could easily design these with the right clothing items and fabrics for the various letters. Get a friend or relative to help sew or build it, and you'll be a sexy Kelly Kapowski cheerleader clone! Find a guy who wants to go with the Zack Morris Halloween costume and you're one hot couple!

(Kelly has really grown up since her Bayside days!)

See more sexy Kelly Kapowski/Tiffani-Amber Thiessen pics!

Zack Morris Halloween Costume 2009

2009-09-19T04:45:00.000-07:00

(Zack Morris for Halloween 2009)

A clever and fun idea for this Halloween 2009 might be to dress up as that class clown, prankster, entrepreneur and ladies man, Zack Morris. The former Bayside High School student resurfaced on a late night with Jimmy Fallon show, sending fans into a frenzy. Rumors and news started up about a possible Saved by the Bell reunion featuring Kelly Kapowski, AC Slater, Lisa Turtle, Jesse "Showgirl" Spanno, and Samuel "Screech Sex Tape" Powers.

With all that hoopla, it provides a fun and original idea for a 2009 Halloween Costume! Dress up as the golden boy himself, blondhaired, blue-eyed Zack Morris of Bayside! The Zack Morris Halloween costume is simplistic yet effective. You can buy most of the clothing you'll need at a local salvation army, goodwill or surplus store on the cheap. Find a big, cool-looking plastic cell phone (extra large style almost like a walkie talkie) at a toy store, also cheaply.

Zack Morris Halloween Costume

What you'll need:

Blond hair (dyed or wig) or Zack Mask
Regular fit jeans, not too loose, cuffed
White Hi-top sneakers, unlaced
white socks
Unbuttoned dress shirt, early 90's style
Funky or plain color late 80's early 90's T-shirt to layer underneath
Big fake plastic cell phone, available at various toy stores online & real world stores

It's as easy as that to dress up as Zack Morris. You could also find yourself a cool Saved By The Bell Bayside Tigers T-Shirt, as many retailers sell those, such as Amazon.com or even Busted Tees. You'll want the look to be retro if you're going for the 80's inspired episodes of Saved by the Bell, with the funky colored jackets and layered t-shirt underneath. Blonde hair is also a must for this Halloween outfit!

Dressing up as Zack Morris, former lead singer of Zack Attack, and creator of such products as jewelry that made girls skin turn purple, can be a really fun Halloween idea. You might even consider bringing a hot brunette with you, dressed in the Bayside cheerleader uniform like the Kelly Kapowski Halloween costume idea!

80sTees.com, Inc. sells a Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski set of costumes - they're basically just Bayside T-shirts you wear as a couple.

So dress up in your Zack Morris Halloween Costume this year and watch the ladies flock to you...but watch out for an angry Mr. Belding, or that big Mike dude from Saved by the Bell the College Years!

The Crazy new Entourage Bungalow!

2009-08-17T09:00:00.000-07:00

(Wanna party like Entourage's movie star Vincent Chase??)

One of this crazy monkey's favorite TV shows is definitely HBO's comedy hit Entourage. While me and the fam don't officially get HBO, I've been able to catch up via DVD's or when we had HBO for free a few months. I still need to catch up on the latest season since that show's filled with funny moments, sexy women, movie stars and the humorous musings of Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven).

Ever dreamt of living the life of the Entourage guys? Well now you can party it up and live the good life just like the gang does on the HBO show Entourage...They've just unveiled the all new Entourage Bungalow in South Beach Miami FL...It's a real hotel branded by Entourage. Peeps can party there through September, enjoying all of the amenities.

The Entourage Bungalow is a new W Hotel in South Beach where you can hang out and buy different "entourage themed" packages. For example you can host your own event there, complete with a pool party, BBQ on the roof, personal driver, dinner at hot Miami restaraunts, drinks at the clubs, and then cool off with jet skis or play some games on the Playstations inside. Friends, this place rocks! I have no clue what it costs, or if the show's producer Mark Wahlberg will hang out with you.

Recently, Adrien Grenier (Vinny Chase), Perrey Reeves (Ms. Ari), and Rex Lee (Lloyd) all christened the place by popping a bottle of fine something over the balcony. Unfortunately they won't be joining you for the party life there, but you can still have a ton of fun! Check out more about the Entourage Bungalow including a video of the Entourage stars talking about it. More details on the hotel here

TRON Legacy Movie Preview!

2009-07-31T11:51:00.000-07:00

Ok so recently this big event called Comic-Con went down in San Diego, California. It basically features all these big wigs from superhero/sci-fi-fantasy type TV shows and movies schmoozing with the nerdiest of fans. You know, the Trekkies, Star Wars nerds and inflated monkey lovers (my movie won't be out for years due to contract negotiations).

Anyways, this latest Comic Con had some big stuff going on. For example, Twilight New Moon is one the teeny boppers are going crazy waiting for....That Robert Pattinson dude showed up to tons of screaming girls to hype the upcoming flick about Vampires and love. There's also Iron Man 2, which will bring Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow back again, but also will bring in Mickey Rourke as Whiplash and Scarlett Johansson (rawr!) as Black Widow.

But it gets better...A movie that has been 27 years in the making is being released, with special efx worthy of modern times. It's called "TRON Legacy" and will star Jeff Bridges, reprising his role from the movie years ago. I'm excited to see this one coming out, since I've been told it's original was a sleeper classic amongst nerdy sci-fi movie fans... It's a pretty cool futuristic video game style flick, and probably will look incredible on IMAX.

The scene you'll see below is of a light cycle chase/competition...pretty slick stuff! It almost looks like CGI meets a video game meets real life in the future, sorta.....

Ok fellas, let's roll the trailer/preview footage and let everyone see just how cool it is...(Note turn up your speakers and sit back, its pretty fun!)

Find out more at the TRON Legacy Wikipedia entry!

Rampage Jackson & Heather Nichols, WOW!

2009-07-20T09:44:00.000-07:00

So hottie reporter Heather Nichols was interviewing UFC big dude, Rampage Jackson. She asked all those usual hard-hitting questions including asking him about his acting career. She then suggested a romantic movie starring herself and Jackson. Apparently, Jackson thought that meant a dry hump porn role, and began to demonstrated his uh, acting, talents on the gorgeous Nichols.

Folks, I'm a crazy monkey, but this kinda stuff crosses a line for us animals. As a blow up doll, I would never do this to a female interviewing me, since I might become overinflated or even worse, deflated! People out there will argue that Heather wasn't really telling Rampage to stop doing it, some even argue she was "asking for it" and others are arguing that this guy's an animal. You make the call below...

The 2009 Garden & Squirrel Solution

2009-06-16T17:13:00.001-07:00

As you may or may not know, this crazy inflated Monkey enjoys partying, girls, bananas, girls, watching MTV reality shows, girls, and yes, gardening. In the midst of all the other exciting stuff going on, I forgot to mention that I have a bunch of veggies growing once again for the 2009 summer season. Last year saw several of the leafy green vegetable plants such as broccoli and spinach get eaten by rodents or probably deer. This time around I set up a special area up on a hill with a protective fence around it. We bought fence and a bunch of the other necessary gardening stuff at the local Lowes store, and now it actually seems to be a real garden since nothing's able to eat away at the plants. Anyways, this year's crops include: cucumber, squash, green pepper, broccoli, tomato, zucchini, and due to a mixup at the Lowes, Okra. Okra's apparently like grits which are a treat in the south. The Okra (rhymes with Oprah) got planted up on a hill in the hopes the deer would eat that one, because everyone tells me Okra is yucky, although one of the relatives says it tastes great fried (what doesn't?) I'll keep you all updated on how the veggie situation goes, but as of right now the cucumber/squash seem to have flowers, there's two small tomatoes budding and then a green pepper growing nicely by itself.

That brings me to another interesting nature situation, since I mentioned preventing critters from getting into my garden. We've got a bird feeder set up right outside our front kitchen window to provide entertainment and bird-viewing. The birds seem to love it there as we see everything from cardinals to bluebirds and woodpeckers stopping by for food. At times they even like to let us know when the container needs to be refilled. Unfortunately, it's not just the birds who seem to be munching away on the birdseed. It's those rodents with the big bushy tails filling their fat bellies up, and constantly driving the family dog bonkers. That at times can be entertaining, as just the other day I saw 3 squirrels all together going after the bird food in the feeder and down below. So needless to say we are looking to prevent squirrels from invading the feeder. I started reading up on solutions and learned about these devices called squirrel baffles. They're dome shaped-thingies that you attach to the feeder that prevent squirrels from climbing the pole or going onto the feeder. Pretty nifty and less mean of an apprach, because the next solutions are putting hot cayenne pepper into the birdseed or the alpha male says he's going to shoot the squirrels with a BB Gun...Just giving you squirrels fair warning!

Flashback: Zack Morris invades Jimmy Fallon's Late Night!

2009-06-09T12:05:00.000-07:00

Believe it or not, Saved by the Bell is back! Well not exactly, but on a recent episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Bayside's favorite prankster and scam artist, Mark-Paul Gosselaar showed up in his true persona as Zack Morris. Jimmy Fallon couldn't believe it, but Zack answered every question including his SAT scores while at Bayside. Zack even uses some of the same tricks and explains his history with Kelly Kapowski!

Just in: Zack Morris Halloween Costume Ideas!

Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume Ideas

Watch the clip above, you'll relive your days of eating junk food while watching Zack, Lisa, Kelly, Slater, Jesse and Screech as they tried to live it up in high school! Jimmy even invites Zack to be part of a special reunion for the SBTB class!

From Amazon.com - Series Summary
Saved by the Bell was a resurrection of the cancelled show Good Morning, Miss Bliss. The setting was relocated to California, but with the same characters of Zach, Screech, Lisa, and Mr. Belding. Styled after Ferris Bueller, Zach is the mischievous leader of a group of students, including love interest Kelly, gossip queen Lisa, and geek Screech. Saved by the Bell's successful formula of high school hijinks helped launch a wave of teen-oriented shows in the 1990s.

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2009-05-02T10:10:00.000-07:00

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Today's fun game: count the total # of ha's in this Google search:

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Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg!

2009-04-21T16:47:00.000-07:00

Yea, Yea... I know it looks like my "g" key needs to be fixed, but in all reality Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg is a real place! It's also the longest place name there is in the whole wide world. Apparently those people who want to take the easy way out just call it Lake Webster, since it's a lake in Webster, Massachusetts. It's near the border of Connecticut and has a surface area of 1,442 acres. Sounds like quite the party place though (and quite a tongue twister)!

But there's also a problem with good ol' Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg: The Telegram & Gazette of Worcester said local Chamber of Commerce officials agreed that the spelling may be wrong on some sings, because there was an "o'' at letter 20 where a "u'' should have been, and an "h'' at letter 38 where an "n'' should go. (I'm sure a lot of people have noticed the errors). The name's Indian in origin and a joking myth said it translated 'You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and nobody fish in the middle.' It's more recently been translated as "Fishing Place at the Boundaries -- Neutral Meeting Grounds." Either way, there's no denying that's one long friggin name! Imagine getting that lake name in a Spelling bee or as the question for a Jeopardy answer? Yikes!

Read more about Lake Chargogga- er, Webster at the official Wikipedia for it!

Obama's White House Dog is Portuguese!

2009-04-12T12:27:00.001-07:00

It's a boy! - Dog that is....President Barack Obama and family have made it official that their pet dog will be named Bo, a Portuguese Water Dog. The dog was a special gift bestowed on them by good friend, Senator Ted Kennedy. It's named Bo after some cat the Obama daughter's cousins have and after Michelle Obama's late father who was nicknamed "Diddley". It's a weird sounding dog breed, but it is becoming quite popular amongst households, even more so now that it's part of the Obama family!

The Portuguese Water Dog seems like it'll be a really good pet dog to have romping around the Oval Office. These dogs are considered sorta hypoallergenic, meaning they won't cause guests with dog allergies to sneeze, cough and cry while they're in the presence of the Prez. Of course inflated monkeys are completely hypoallergenic, and I wouldn't have minded partying it up at the White House, bowling with Barack, doing arm workouts with Michelle, and going to Hannah Montana concerts with the girls.

Just so you know, the Obamas had originally planned to adopt a dog from a shelter, but instead got one free. So to make up for it, they're giving the Humane Society a nice little donation...I was going to ask Obama to donate to my inflated monkey party fund but I'll wait until all the fanfare over the new puppy has died down.

Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog, official moves into the White House on Tuesday according to various reports. You can be sure TMZ, CNN, Yahoo and every other media outlet will be tracking its every move. Sorry Bo, but it comes with the territory!

White House dog: It's Bo - Chicago Sun Times blog

The Key Ring Thing at keyringthing.com!

2009-04-06T09:29:00.000-07:00

(This is not the keyringthing!)

Folks, I don't know about you but the more of those rewards shoppers and store loyalty things I sign up for, the more stuff I have to carry around in my wallet and on my key ring. Luckily there's a nifty device called the key ring thing which keyringthing.com has available to help reduce the pocket, wallet and pocketbook clutter that all those cards bring!

Where can you get Key Ring Thing free: at the official website, KeyRingThing.com

What Key Ring Thing does is allows you to combine all those loyalty card/rewards shopper tags onto one easy card. It will combine up to 6 club, discount, and loyalty cards on one credit-card size card, that will easily fit in wallets or pocketbooks. According to the keyringthing.com site, the average American household belongs to a staggering 12 different loyalty programs! Also retailers may not know it, but less than 4 of every 10 loyalty cards currently issued are active. So the keyringthing benefits the consumers by helping them save money more often, as well as retailers by helping them keep customers coming back for more rewards and items. By signing up at keyringthing.com, you get to combine all those silly programs together, receive gift coupons of your choice and can easily join new loyalty programs, all for free!

Another added benefit of getting the KeyRingThing cards is that you can reprint replacement KeyRingThing cards at any time from the KeyRingThing.com website. No financial data is collected from the consumer so if you do lose your card, don't fret!

The website for the KeyRingThing states that the cards should always work properly, so if your card doesn't scan right it may be a store scanner which is malfunctioning or trying to screw you out of your deals. Remember, the customer is always right!

Today's the day you can take control of your spending, save some money and get a free keyringthing that everyone's talking about! Head over to keyringthing.com to get your free Key Ring Thing today!

Babes of Current TV Infomercials

2009-04-02T10:14:00.000-07:00

(I think they're talkin' bout the tomatoes!!^^)

See your favorite sexy hot pics and images now!

Today I want to take a look at some of the current Babes of TV Infomercials (BOTI) or "As Seen on TV Hotties Monkey Adores" (ASTHMA). You know the girls who use the whole "sex sells" concept to help pitch products. I'm sure you've seen the current TV infomercial ads on late night television or early morning TV which sell things like Chuck Norris or Tony Little fitness products like the Gazelle? Or you've seen those continually repeating advertisements for Snuggies or Debut reduction... Or maybe you've seen those products that claim there's some shortcuts to internet millions? Most of these recent infomercial ads rely on having hot hostesses or spokesmodels who lure buyers into buying. That's the beauty of these infomercial ads, and why this crazy monkey loves them (well some of them).

Let's take a look at my favorite infomercial babes and as seen on TV hotties:

1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV hostess

(SLTV hostess & bikini model, VDR)

(See more hot and sexy pics!)

This one's a no brainer for me. Miss Victoria Del Rosal (aka Angie Del Rosal) currently serves as a hot latina hostess on SLTV (Shop Latino TV) or (Sexy Latina TV). She's modeled for Nissan, been in Puerto Vallarta Maxim and knows how to host and sell with the best of em on TV! I've already professed my love for her here at this blog countless times, because her sexyness is really what gets people buying silly products like the Shape Changer Bras, Air Climbers, Hair stylers, or Ab Rockers. All you need is Victoria in a tight, sexy outfit, and the product starts flying off the shelves at SLTV! She's a hot hostess with the mostest. Victoria Del Rosal, Angie, whatever you go by... call me. ;)

2)The Jeff Paul Girls

The Jeff Paul Shortcuts to Internet Millions product features several beauties depending on which version of the infomercial you watch. In its earlier days, this ad for an easy way to make money online featured two busty babes named Tina Milano and Kelly Britz. One was blonde, the other brunette, just in case you needed help identifying that. The two hotties discussed how easy it was to set up their own email and just make money online..jiggle jiggle. The hypnotic effect was quite clever and people bought in while the sight of breasts mesmerized them.

(New Jeff Paul girls: Carmen Palumbo & Stacey Hayes)

Fast forward to present day and we have two even more beautiful Jeff Paul Girls, again a brunette and a blond. In the newest commercial which is set in a lavish luxury resort mansion setting, Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes have become the next generation of Jeff Paul Girls. You may recognize Stacey as the hot co-host on the TV game show, Lingo with Chuck Woolrey.

3) Women of The FIRM

What's better than sexy women, hot housewives and cute young coeds in tight spandex, shorts and leggings doing high intensity aerobics, stretches, yoga positions and sweating while they do workouts? Not much I can think of! The FIRM fitness workouts product has been around for decades (started in 1979) in its infomercials featuring a bevvy of beauties controlling the tempo of housewives looking to shed pounds all around the nation. Some of the hot hosts and instructors have included Tracie Long, Ally Del Rio, Allison Davis, and even Nancy Butts! These workouts by The FIRM still get me sweating to this day! Trust me if you're not firm after watching these Firm ladies do their thing, then you deserve your money (and/or time) back!

(This monkey is a Firm believer!)

4)Darla Haun - Infomercial Superstar

(Wanna see Darla Haun nude?)

Darla, Darla, Darla! This mega-infomercial star has also been a movie star! She's been in as seen on tv gigs for everything from Ab Supreme to Mr. T's food making product to Slim 'N Lift: Jaynie Roberts' True Shape. She's mingled with Mr. T and Greg Brady in infomercials, making her one of the most famous of as seen on television celebs. Darla's perhaps most famous for helping pitch Tony Little's Gazelle fitness machine. You can check out a really old school video from the 90's of Tony hopping on the Gazelle behind Darla to demonstrate, um how it works... You can pick a Tony Little Gazelle up used or new at eBay to start getting yourself in shape while watching Darla do her thing on the infomercials!

5) Nancy Valen - Babewatch to Instyler

(Nancy Valen naked pics please?)

Nancy Valen used to don the hot red one piece Baywatch lifeguard uniform as Samantha Thomas in 13 episodes (1989-1997), and she also put on a nurse uniform to check the temperature of an illness-faking Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell. After growing up and retiring from those gigs Nancy's moved on (According to her IMDB entry she's married and Celebrity Sleuth magazine says she measures at 34-24-35 - Zach really lost out!). Now this hot chiquita helps sell a helpful hair product known as the Instyler.

I've yet to try the inStyler on myself as I'm afraid it would melt my cute plastic self. But apparently you can use it to match Michelle Obama's hairstyle. Anyways, back to Nancy Valen, she has also appeared in infomercials with that Kevin Trudeau guy who I hear has been in some hot water over false claims and info he's put out in his infomercials. Nonetheless, if you catch Nancy on TV you'll see her radiating beauty and hotness without even holding an inStyler hair thingamajig!

There you have it folks, these are the hottest of the hot from those tv ads pitching products you wind up selling or buying at someone's yard sale...I'm sure there's plenty more sexy babes in infomercials or chicks from as seen on TV advertisements.

(Behold the Rosetta Stones)

Honorable mention also goes to the Rosetta Stone babe - Lesley Ann Machado - who makes some brief appearances in ads here or there (check out her Myspace here). You'll also notice I've left off the "Girls Gone Wild" because quite honestly there's just so many of them and they've only achieved 15 seconds of fame each!

Sunkist Pistachios Nuts News - Salmonella Recall!

2009-03-31T10:32:00.000-07:00

(Note: Sunkist Pistachios are ok, but don't eat them just yet!)

Wow, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes they could kill you? First it was peanut butter that was contaminated and now they are saying we need to avoid eating pistachio nuts due to salmonella infection. While these aren't a regular part of my crazy monkey diet, I'm beginning to worry that bananas aren't too far behind in all this hysteria!

According to CBS News:

A Central California company is recalling about 1 million pounds of pistachios over concerns of possible salmonella contamination.

Food safety officials are looking through Setton Farms' plant in rural Tulare County to see if it could lead them to the source of the contamination.

The recalls began last Friday when the Georgia Nut Company recalled its Kraft Back to Nature Nantucket Blend trail mix after some samples tested positive for salmonella. Setton Farms has started a separate recall of roasted pistachios, and grocery operator Kroger also has recalled some pistachio products.

No illnesses have been reported.

Just so you're aware, for Sunkist Pistachios there hasn't been a recall of their products yet. The companies which have been recalled are mainly Setton Pistachio, Kroger and the Georgia Nut Company.

So far we're safe. They say if you have any pistachios around, don't eat them, but don't toss them out either. Maybe one day Salmonella pistachios will be worth money on eBay? Fat chance, but they are still trying to figure out which ones are infected. Read more about the story here.

Ok enough scary news for today I'm going to check out some new MP3 ringtones for my T-mobile!

Snuggies Cult Continues!

2009-03-08T17:14:00.000-07:00

The Snuggies cult following continues...according to YouTube.com, there's not only Snuggies infomercials but also Snuggies Spoofs, Snuggies cults, Snuggies for cats and even the Church of Snuggies!

If you don't know what Snuggies are my friend, then maybe you don't have a television set. Snuggies are these funky blanket style robe things that make you look like a strangely colored Jedi Knight, Monk or as the video below shows, a cult member. These things are the most popular fad since the iPod and keep showing up everywhere you look these days...There's even Snuggies accessories and patterns being developed to create special designer styles...who woulda thunk it?

The video clip below will outline exactly what you can expect if you join the Snuggies cult...They aren't exactly my crowd due to their choices of reading material and foods!

I couldn't resist getting some after seeing the above clip, so my 2 Snuggies are on their way this week shipped from Vegas...Want to get your hands on or inside some Snuggies? Check out the latest Snuggies ebay listings here to get yourself Snuggified!

Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Hottest Blond Bombshell Babes!

2009-03-05T15:27:00.000-08:00

(Miss Stra-hotski scorches up the list!)

So many blonds so little time. This crazy monkey already shared with you his list of Sexiest Latinas on the Planet, which Miss Victoria del Rosal won hands down! So now here's my list of my favorite blond bombshell babes as of 2009. These girls mostly come from movies, television, wrestling and music world. WARNING: these chicas may cause your screen to go into meltdown mode!!

10) Britney Spears (music)
9) Stacey Keibler (former WWE Diva)
8) Torrie Wilson (former WWE Diva)
7) Kelly Kelly (current WWE Diva)
6) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
5) Hayden Panettiere (Heroes)
4) Carrie Underwood (Musician)
3) Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
2) Elisha Cuthbert (Movies)
1) Scarlett Johansson (Movies)

It's a tough choice at #10, but this monkey still loves Britney. She's rocked the schoolgirl uniform, the flight attendant get up, even the snake, keeping her on the list! At the 9-7 spots I've selected three girls who like it rough, the hot blondes from the WWE Divas! If you watch Heroes you're already familiar with both Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and Hayden Pannetierre, who's also featured in the music video above.

You'll also need to pay attention to my #3 spot. Miss Strahovski could easily bump Scarlett and Elisha out of that top spot, because she is scorchin' hot on NBC's Chuck...She's not afraid to handle a gun, get dressed up in costume and work on dangerous missions.. Srahovski's even been in 3-D! Believe it or not she's an Aussie lass from the land down under! According to an interview, she got the job for Chuck just 3 days after arriving to the USA. Yvonne, since you're reading my blog daily, let's do lunch and some espionage on the side!

Disclaimer: This list is subject to change at Monkey's crazy discretion!

iMonkey likes iJustine :)

2009-02-21T10:25:00.000-08:00

(Hey monkey I've been thinkin bout ya!)

Hey pals..have you heard of iJustine yet? She's a super hot internet celebrity who loves tech, and this crazy monkey's latest crush (don't tell Victoria - she finally added me on Facebook)! iJustine is a tech geek chic who video blogs about everything from the iPhone to Twitter to Steve Jobs. She shoots her videos in her kitchen, supports charitable causes such as this one, and was sweet enough to bring cupcakes to Twitter!

So back to me and my future wife, we both like technology, we both like to party, we both like bikinis (well not wearing them for me!) We're both bigtime celebrities here on the internet, and it's cool that we both start our name with "i" too. i think iMonkey and iJustine have a lot in common! We could name our first born, iJunky :)

Friends don't tell iJustine that iLike her yet! But you can follow her on Twitter and see her blog "TastyBlogSnack" here!

The Day the Earth Stood Still on Facebook

2009-02-15T12:27:00.001-08:00

So I was minding my own monkey bizness just a day after Valentine's day and all of a sudden a mysterious email announcement popped up. It was my main squeeze (or so I thought), Miss Victoria Del Rosal. You know the girl who came in at #1 on Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latina Babes list? Check it out...

(The message from Miss Del Rosal, sent February 15, 2009)

You can imagine my disappointment, shock and utter confusion here folks...Either Victoria has suffered amnesia, or she has truly forgotten my sexy inflated self! She still has yet to add me to her Facebook friends, possibly to keep our relationship secret from prying media hounds... Nonetheless, this monkey will continue to support the sexy Victoria Del Rosal and anything she may be selling on the SLTV channel, but no I will not wear the shape changer bra!

No More Kelloggs for Michael Phelps!

2009-02-06T09:46:00.000-08:00

(Note: Inflated monkey does not condone standing next to Michael Phelps, a bong, and a box of Frosted Flakes and then having it all photographed.)

Can't we just leave Michael Phelps alone?!? Oy vey, it seems as if the Olympic gold medal hero, swimmer-extraordinaire was caught engaging in some wild party animal fun in South Carolina! Phelps was photographed taking a hit from the bong, and now it's been the talk of the town, actually the entire world! It resulted in public outcry, a 3 month suspension from his favorite sport (swimming not smoking), and possible criminal charges in SC!

And what's worst in the deal is that one of company's Phelps sponsored, Kelloggs, has dropped him! What were they thinking?! Don't they know that smoking weed leads to the munchies and they want their product gobbled up by the boxful? Kelloggs reconsider your marketing strategy...

Folks, this monkey says to party responsibly, but the fact that one college/paparazzi photo of an Olympic hero causes this much uproar is ridiculous...Let's start a petition to let Michael Phelps have one bad moment, seeing as a commentor on a news show this AM made a great point: our last few presidents admitted to drug use, yet they were put in charge of our country!

NY Times seems to believe suspending Mr. Phelps was wrong too!

Batman's Christian Bale Goes Bananas!

2009-02-04T12:24:00.001-08:00

Bale & Monkey Chillin'

A funny thing happened during a scene from the upcoming Terminator: Salvation movie starring Christian Bale...It seems one of the people working on the movie wandered into a scene where Bale and co-star Bryce Dallas Howard were acting. Boy did Batman let him have a tongue lashing!!! You can listen via the link below and count the F bombs for fun...E! Online has an article as well where the movie's assistant director says Bale was having a bad day.

Here's a little transcript of Christian Bale's kind words for his fellow human being:

Bale: "kick your f%(#$%(@n a$$! I want you off the set you pr---k!
other dude: I'm sorry.
Bale: No don't just be sorry, think for one f%@%()@n second! What the f$&$) are you doing? Are you a professional or not?
other dude: Sir yes I am.
Bale: Do I f%#)(%@n walk around and rip that-- No shut the f(*$* up Bruce..Do I walk- NO! NO! Don't shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f%()@*#%@n lights down in the middle of a scene?
other dude: No.
Bale: Then why the f%()* are you walkin right through? Ah da da da da like this in the background. What the f%()#@ is it with you?! What don't you f%*()#n understand?

Wow. It's a good thing I wasn't on the set, because I'd have left a banana peel for him to trip on while he was trying to shoot Terminator androids. Imagine the language if that happened?!

Not sure if you guys knew this, but I was a stunt double on The Dark Knight. Unfortunatley, I got into the wrong scene at the wrong time...

(The day I interrupted the Dark Knight)

You can listen to Bale Going Berzerk via this YouTube video. WARNING: Contains actual swears!

Meet Olga, the Girl of My Dreams...

2009-02-03T09:08:00.000-08:00

Many of you know I recently joined the free fishy dating site, but it's been tough fishing weather so far....I've had to throw some back and some are just plain sharks in the water...But believe it or not, I met the girl of my dreams during a commercial break the other night! It's amazing how you can have love at first sight through your TV set, and we haven't even made the switch to digital yet!

So here she is, feast your eyes on her...but hands off fellas..this is Monkey's best friend..

Isn't she wonderful? Not only does she approve of strip tease, my hairy back, fat lil' tummy and doing whatever I want, but she supports Jim Beam! Now that's my kinda party girl!

Yvonne Strahovski in 3-D!

2009-02-01T20:04:00.000-08:00

(Click above for a preview of Chuck 3-D!)

What a Superbowl Sunday huh??! Last night this crazy monkey party animal enjoyed chicken wings, potato skins, some cold brews and a side of great NFL football! The Steelers won it, but the Arizona Cardinals sure put up quite an effort as well making it one exciting game! Superbowl 43 was full of great plays, surprises, drama, penalties and Madden-isms. In fact this year the game itself may have outdone the commercials...That's not to say the commercials sucked completely...Careerbuilder, Monster.com, Budweiser and even GoDaddy had some pretty creative and hot ads!

The 3-D ads after the 2nd quarter..not so hot. These were a bit of a letdown for this monkey because I just wasn't seeing much WOW factor in them. The Monsters vs. Aliens movie preview had a few pop-out-of-the screen moments. The Sobe lizards with NFL players was overall a better ad with the 3-D.

(Don't worry, they're 3-D glasses not X-Ray..)

See sexy Yvonne Strahovski pics!

But the 3-D looks to be getting better Monday night! That's right, NBC's Chuck will be fully in 3-D so don't "chuck" your glasses just yet friends! And to make it even hotter, my girlfriend Miss Yvonne Strahovski will be appearing in 3-D...Now this mega-babe looks good whether she's in 1-D, 2-D, 3-D or any other format...So Monday night, this monkey will be glued to NBC's Must See TV, Chuck featuring Yvonne Stra-Hotski! Congrats to the Steeler folks and enjoy the 3-D spectactular that is coming!

PETA Vegetarians Gone Wild!

2009-01-30T09:37:00.000-08:00

Hello fellow party animals, this Sunday marks one of the biggest holidays in all of the United States...as well as the day in which the national water level goes down the most during one period of time....That's right, it's the SuperBowl! Time for football, cheerleaders, parties, fun, food, snacks and of course those beloved Superbowl commercials which many of us are more interested in than the game itself!

One commercial which is getting a lot of attention is the PETA advertisment. It's been banned from airing due to it's "steamy nature"...The ad takes a look at vegetarians in a whole new sexy way!

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS HOT IN NATURE! My girl Christi Paul of CNN HLN (Headline News or Hot Lesbian News) breaks it all down...

Watch the unedited PETA Veggie Love ad in its entirety!

PETA argues that other ads for burgers or chicken, etc make people fat, boring and bad in bed...Right on PETA! There's nothing wrong with showin a little "veggie love"... PETA also want to make Michael Vick undergo psychiatric counseling due to what he did with dogs...The group is definitely making moves, and any group that defends my rights as a modern day party animal deserves my backing...

You can get special 3-D glasses for Sunday's game, which you can pick up at various locations/stores including Dollar General. These special glasses will let you see ads in 3-D during this Sunday's Superbowl....That PETA ad woulda been something to see huh? Broccoli, Squash and Eggplant just bursting out the screen! Enjoy the big game, I'm predicting a Steelers victory, but it's always great to see the underdogs win!

Snuggies Cult Following

2009-01-28T09:26:00.000-08:00

(Join us....Join us...)

Hey party animals...Do you own the popular and ever-so-warm, Snuggie? They are the latest craze sweeping the nation! The Snuggie Fleece Blanket As Seen On TV retails for about $22 on Amazon.com. It's the "revolutionary blanket with sleeves" which also comes with a free book light! Well now these garments/blankets/cult-style robes are being seen everywhere and a website has dedicated itself to those who are photographed wearing them, whether it be for warmth, fun or strange cult ceremonies...

(hmmm, about that average customer rating...)

According to Snuggiesightings.com, there's even a drinking game which has been taking place on college campuses. The participants drink each time a Snuggie commercial airs after midnight. I'm wondering how many times it airs in other areas after midnight, or if they do a lot of channel changing! A cool prank would be to tape the commercial and loop it...hehe

If you currently have a Snuggie and are proud to wear it, head over to Snuggie Sightings and be seen! Reality TV show soon to follow...

(top image source: snuggiesightings.com)

How to Fish for Dates Online...

2009-01-27T11:25:00.000-08:00

(My official Plenty o' fish dating profile!)

The other day I took the plunge and joined this free dating site called Plenty of Fish aka plentyoffish.com! It's cool because it's free, you can take a little personality quiz to determine your psychotic tendencies and then they match you up with hot women who are looking for dates! It's amazing how many wild blonde and brunette chiquitas they have matched me with just on Day 1 because of my party animal nature! Once they go inflated monkey they never go back!

Once you sign up you can upload a picture of choice (notice I chose my sexiest one). Then they require you to fill out a profile of your interests and hobbies plus what your ideal first date is...I tried to make mine interesting without lying too much...I embellished on my salary a bit, but Hollywood women tend to like guys with $$$!

If you're feeling crazy like me and are single or a swinger, head over to Plentyoffish.com and sign yourself up. Beware of stalkers, psychos and crazies..but you just may find a diamond in the ruff!

(PS it only makes me slightly nervous that there is a guy with a loaded rifle hunting ducks staked out next to my picture on a dating site!)

My Computer Speaks Monkey!

2009-01-26T09:35:00.000-08:00

Blah blah blouey! What sup folks this entire Block Post is being written by my voice! As you can see it's not completely accurate yet because I still have to train this thing to understand somewhat words. Any ways is still fun to seeifit picks up swear words like Faulk should ditch. Wonder how I'm doing all this? It's a technology built into Windows Vista called speech recognition. All you need to do is buy a microphone or one of those fancy headsets with a microphone like you see me wearing in the pictures. Then you're good to go and you can begin training the computer to understand you. You can then use your voice to control the computer or write things like emails. During one of my training sessions they told me that their plan is for computers to be able to talk to humans. Kinda scary technology huh? Any ways you can pick up one of these headset thingamajigs at places like Wal-Mart or Amazon dot com. Well how about that it understood the word thingamajigs! Have a good day Im going back to train this silly little thing so it will understand swears and monkey sounds and stuff!

Monkey is modeling: Cyber Acoustics AC-850 Silver USB Stereo Headset/Microphone with In-line Volume Control

Happy Chinese New Year - 2009 is Year of the Ox!

2009-01-24T09:28:00.000-08:00

Let's hear it for the OX! The Chinese celebrate their New Year starting on a different day than the traditional first of the year. This year it will fall on Monday January 26th, 2009. Their system was first started way back in 2600 BC by Emperor Huang Ti and uses a 12-year cycle with each year represented by 1 of 12 different animals. The animals are: Rat, Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep, Horse, Snake, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger, and this year's mascot, the Ox! The year of the monkey was last held in 2004, which made for a great year for me! Just so you know they say us monkeys are quick-witted, creative, inventors who are flexible..there was no mention of inflated or crazy though.

Back to this year's animal, Mr. Ox... if you were born during an "Ox year" then you are kind and caring, positive minded, have logic and common sense, and your feet are planted on firm ground. Cool to be you! The Ox year has an interesting representation, as it will be a year full of prosperity through hard work and fortitude. The Ox will be patient and capable of enduring a large amount of hardship without complaint...Very interesting considering all that talk about rough economic times!

Learn more about the Chinese Zodiac and your symbol here!

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 Muy Caliente Latina!

2009-01-22T19:01:00.000-08:00

(Fast woman/crazy monkey - Victoria gives me a ride home in her Nissan)

Sexy nude pics at Mr. Skin!

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas" list. Miss Del Rosal just edges out Eva Mendes who was #1 on the Askmen.com Top 99 Women of 2009. While Eva is definitely a hot Latina, Victoria has a special place with this crazy monkey due to her many talents. In case you've never heard of Miss Victoria Del Rosal she currently is a host on SLTV (Shop Latino TV), and is also a bikini car model. So basically she sells stuff, speaks Spanish, models and looks caliente doing it all! And nothing's sexier than a woman who's able to gain my interest in trendy "as seen on TV" products like: the "Air Climber", "Shape Changer Bra" and "Biolustre" hair care!

Note to SLTV Web crew: Victoria Del Rosal is missing from the SLTV Celebrities page!

(PS: Victoria when you read this, accept my humble Facebook friend request already since we did the photo shoot and all that other fun stuff! ;)

Check out Victoria Del Rosal's hot Nissan photo shoot out here.

Here's the rest of the "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List":

10)Shakira - Hips don't lie, nor does the rest of her! :)
9) Paula Rubio - Looked caliente on MTV Cribs, so Paula Y Yo Sigo Aquí!
8) Jennifer Lopez - Loved her for the longest time, til she got with Diddy, Affleck & Marc Antony!
7) Penelope Cruz - The kind of Latina who isn't afraid to help with the Blow.
6) Selma Hayek - Ay Yi Yi, Selma's very Spanish fly!
5) Dania Ramirez - Sexy NBC Heroes star who has the power to give off heatwaves and melt men in their tracks.
4) Constance Marie - Everybody loves Angie Lopez!
3) Eve Torres - Professional WWE Diva..No that's not an oxymoron!
2) Eva Mendes - Drop dead gorgeous star of the Spirit & The Women (for women).
1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV super hot hostess who slices, dices and sells Shape Changer Bras.

Eva Mendes is the Hottest in the Land!

2009-01-21T14:43:00.001-08:00

(Mendes makes this monkey go gaga!)

Good news monkey friends and fans...one of my all-time favorite chiquitas, Eva Mendes = Askmen.com's Top Woman for 2009! She outranked 98 other femme fatales to take the prize as hottest around. Here's their exact words...

According to AskMen.com:

“You can’t take your eyes off her.” For every cliché, there is an example that makes it true, and for this one it’s quintessential girlie-girl and diosa latina Eva Mendes. From head to toe, her beauty is unique, dramatic and urgent. When on-screen, she doesn’t need to do much before we’ve willingly handed over to her our complete and devoted attention, to the exclusion of the rest of the world.

In short, the more of her we see, the more we want. It’s no surprise, then, that Eva Mendes is the Most Desirable Woman in the World.

Eva Mendes shows some skin!

This monkey agrees! Miss Mendes was of course one of the co-stars in the gritty superhero graphic novel movie "The Spirit", literally playing a woman whose husbands "dropped dead" over her...Now while Eva is a bona fide drop-dead gorgeous Latina chick, she ranks #2 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List"..Find out who made #1 and the rest of the list, coming soon...

See AskMen.com's Top 99 Women for 2009 list here!

The Mask of Monkey

2009-01-18T06:36:00.000-08:00

Friends it's been a while! All I can say is this crazy monkey's been busy from the holidays right up til' now.... Between all the personal appearances and the everyday hustle and bustle of life I'm lucky not to be deflated!

As you all know we are well into 2009...With a new year I decided to go for a new look, as you can see in the pic above...That mask was actually brought back to me from China as my owner's brother and his wife recently ventured over there...Among the other cool gifts I got were a winter hat from the Great Wall of China, a small Wish Keeper Box and a new 4 GB Jump Drive
...Monkeys love to jump! PSA - you should never try jumping while driving...

As for my new mask I love it in a creepy sort of way...Maybe now I can wear the mask for a new Hollywood horror movie or at least scare the family dog around the house!

Hope everyone's 2009 is off to a great start!

PS> I'll probably go back and fill in all the missing entries between now and the last time you heard from me at some point! :)

Homemade Christmas Gag Gifts & Monkey Stuff

2008-12-08T06:39:00.000-08:00

Since the holiday season is in full-swing, this crazy monkey knows a lot of people are looking for those sweet little homemade gag gifts for Christmas and holiday parties! Let's face it, this may be the perfect time of year to extract a little harmless revenge on that boss or coworker who makes your work days a drag. While this monkey never would condone revenge, I do condone a great gag gift here or there!

Here's some simple ideas for homemade gag gifts you can give for Christmas, that I found while surfing the web...or you can pick up a cool gag gift here!

Hillbilly Potpourri - Mix the following into a small baggie: peanut shells beer tabs beer caps toothpicks spent shells - attach a clever tag or your own nutritional information label.

The Gingerbread Perfect Man - Bake up a Gingerbread man and decorate as you see fit. Attach a card or tag with it reading "The perfect man - quiet, sweet, and if he gives you trouble, you can bite his head off!!!"

Stress Relief Pills - Give a sheet of bubble wrap and a tag or card with these instructions: "Pop one pill every 4-6 hours or as needed".

The Home Excerciser - All that's needed is a block of wood. Include the instructions: "Place block in middle of floor. Walk around it twice. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times." - I think I may start marketing these via infomerical!

Personal Yard stick - A random stick you find out in the yard...Has many uses such as checking oil in the lawn mower, a toy to play catch with Fido, a fire-starter, or in the case of a boss or coworker you can include a card telling them where to...well you know :)

I think a popular but potentially-dangerous gift all year-round is the Flingshot Flying Monkey (seen above). You've probably heard a lot of people say "yeah when monkeys can fly" or "yea and monkeys might fly out of my butt". Well thanks to the Flingshot now they can!

Speaking of monkeys and butts, did you know they sell Anti Monkey Butt Powder??...I already like my butt, but the product claims its a special powder with calamine to absorb sweat, prevent irritated skin and chafing...Ideal for butt-busting activities! - We'll leave it at that! Happy holidays!

Monkey's recommended gag gifts

Shrimp on a Treadmill

2008-11-25T09:05:00.000-08:00

Yes my friends, even crustaceans need their excercise! The above YouTube video is of Sammy the Shrimp (named him myself), running on an underwater treadmill. As you can see he's definitely getting quite a workout on all his legs. According to an MSNBC.com article, the sea creature is being studied. The study is to determine the health of the shrimp, to see how diseases impact their performance. Basically

Shrimp dealing with an infection would be less active and might be limited in their ability to migrate, find food, and avoid being eaten, Scholnick said. "These studies will give us a better idea of how marine animals can perform in their native habitat when faced with increasing pathogens and immunological challenges."

Source: MSNBC.com

It's great to see scientists taking such an active interest in the health of our seafood, because I want them to make sure it's in tip-top shape for my Scampi dinner!

Rent your own Party Animal!

2008-11-18T15:33:00.000-08:00

As I was flipping through my latest Maxim magazine (the one with Bond girl Olga Kurylenko on the cover, see above), I noticed something interesting, and of course it relates to party animal monkeys! This Maxim contains a Holiday gift guide with all sorts of cool, techie, and neato gifts to give. A company called Animal Actors Sweet Sunshine will now rent out live monkeys for your partys. The company currently works to train and handle animals for various gigs including movies like Dr. Doolittle 3, Walmart commercials, Ralph Lauren ads, and even training that dog Meaty which was on the MTV show Rob & Big!

Animal Actors primarily rents out the services of the most intelligent dogs, talented cats and horses, but amongst their exotic animals are Buffalo, Lions, Tigers, Bears and Oh my...chimps too! They were a major part of the CHIMPS ARE HUMAN TOO - BBC SPECIAL.

If you're interested in renting your own party animal or learning about how to train your current pet to make money in movies, tv, commercials and more, stop by Animal-actors.com.

And no, this crazy inflated party animal is not available for rent....yet!

2008 Election and the Barack Obama Afterparty!

2008-11-05T10:14:00.000-08:00

Well this crazy monkey did his civic duty and exercised his right to vote on November 4, 2008. It was a fun process using the newer computerized voting system for the first time ever. It was quite easy and quick to make my votes too! No extra questions to vote on here, just three candidates to vote for and that was it. Even got my snazzy "I Voted" sticker with the American flag on it as you can see. Nice touch!

(We Love Ba-rack Obama, Ba-rack Obama!)

Now major congratulations go out to President-elect Barack Obama who makes history as the first ever African American to become our president. Obama has campaigned that the nation needs change and he is the man to bring it to us, so let's hope he has the magic fixes for our nation's problems!

There's been plenty of post-election celebration going on. As you may have heard, Obama has promised his two young daughters that puppy they've been wanting. The White House just isn't the same without a dog, but hey Barack, how about an inflated monkey?

There's a town in Japan called "Obama" and they were jubilant over Barack winning. The town had a huge celebration for its namesake's victory. There were Obama Girls hula dancers and musical acts, as well as dozens of supporters chanting "Obama! Obama! Obama!" O-B-A-M-A! The mayor of Obama Japan is planning to make Barack a special honorary citizen..pretty cool! Check out how Barack's victory was celebrated worldwide!

(Click above to watch ObamaGirl's music video!)

And don't forget the foxy Obama girl here in the US whose real name is Amber Lee Ettinger (pictured above in video). Amber was more than ecstatic over Barack's victory. She now wants an invite to the inauguration, or at least a thank you note from Barack. And hey why not, her YouTube video "I Got a Crush on Obama" had more than 10 million hits on YouTube. It gained notoriety and attention, possibly helping Barack's campaign a bit. It also was named biggest web video of 2007 by People magazine making her an internet phenom! Amber's definitely got a future career in politics...or music or something!!

(Beam me up Anderson Cooper!)

And speaking of music in the campaign, CNN had a cool new technology during their coverage last night. In true Star Wars or Star Trek futuristic fashion they beamed in people to the CNN studio as holograms. They even beamed in will.i.am, the rapper/producer behind "Yes We Can", a star-studded musical tribute to Obama. Mr. i.am was beamed in to speak with Anderson Cooper and deliver an important message to the Jedi Knights across the US. Check it out here!.

Once again, hip hip hooray for our new president-elect, Barack Obama, as his victory has seemed to uplift many spirits across our nation!!

Miss Meghan McCain has a Blog!

2008-11-03T13:46:00.000-08:00

I'm really gonna miss seeing McCain (the one pictured)...The way it's looking for the 2008 Presidential election, Senator John McCain may lose by a landslide to Senator Barack Obama. It will be a sad day for McCain & Palin as they accept defeat, but an even sadder day for this monkey and plenty of others! You see McCain has a 20-something daughter named Meghan. She's not only an extremely-fine chiquita, but she also blogs about cool stuff!

Over at her blog, Meghan has talked about everything she can during her dad's exhausting campaigning. It's not just a bunch of political mumbo jumbo either or how cool college life can be. Her blog is full of pics from the various campaign stops, and even includes her songs of the day! The songs are from her personal iPod playlists for different events or experiences. Today's song is "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler. She plans to have a final election day playlist too.. Meghan's blog basically shows how she has a rockstar lifestyle now, as she even met the wife of one of the Ramones! I highly recommend you check her blog out if you want to keep up with this fine chiquita and all she's up to after the election!

See Meghan McCain's Blogette Playlists

See Meghan McCain's personal blog - McCainBlogette.com

(Note: Meghan please start campaigning for Maxim in 2008-09!)

Vote for the next Mayor of Rabbit Hash, KY!

2008-11-02T08:33:00.000-08:00

Folks you may have thought that the whole McCain vs. Obama 2008 presidential election was the biggest vote in the country coming up, but it's not. You see the quaint town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky has a very important vote coming up to determine its new mayor in 2008, with voting ending 6PM on Tuesday.

What makes the Rabbit Hash election extra-special is that it has barely any humans in the running, along with about 14 animal candidates. Yes you read it right, running for Mayor of Rabbit Hash are: a Bull Mastiff dog, a Miniature Donkey, a Boxer/Laborador mix, a Border Collie (Myspace), an Ibizan Hound, a Border Collie Mix, a Boxer, a Poodle, a Clumber Spaniela Chihuahua Mix, St Bernard Mix (Myspace page), a Springer Spaniel and a cat. I am not too sure what animals Paulette and Ruby are, perhaps they are humans too! With all that said, it's going to be an interesting race. Surprisingly, none of the humans are even close to winning this thing. Let's hear it for political-minded animals!

The reason for the election is the last mayor, Junior, a black lab elected in 2004, sadly passed away last Spring, so the historic burg of Rabbit Hash, KY is now leaderless...Currently, it's Toby the Springer Spaniel leading the way, owned by Chris Lustenberg. Toby's got 1,773 votes and his campaign slogan states: "Toby won't pussyfoot around. He's got a leg up on the competition." I wonder if they mean that literally! I personally think Higgins the Miniature Donkey has a solid chance to catch up! He's in 3rd with 1,298 votes and seems to know what he's doing...Plus the donkey has always been associated with politics! Also don't count out Lucy Lou who's in 2nd, as her slogan is "The Bitch You Can Count On". I think she will receive a lot of votes from the female canine population in Rabbit Hash.

Now to vote in this election you must donate some moolah. $1 gets you 1 vote, so the more you donate, the more votes you'll get! Come on folks campaigning isn't cheap by any stretch of the imagination! If I were running I know the cost of my daily bananas alone would be quite pricey these days! The proceeds also benefit The Rabbit Hash Historical Society, which is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, so that means your paid for "vote" is tax deductible! (Please note: this crazy monkey is not affiliated with the Rabbit Hash Historical Society or this campaign, just a concerned US citizen!)

Their election will be held at the Central Barn on November 4th from 6AM to 6PM. Online voting is possible for all citizens, and can be done until 6PM on November 3rd. See link down below.

This election is a thing of great political beauty, as finally animals everywhere will be heard...And you never know, maybe this crazy monkey will go into politics one day too!

You can see all of the candidates, what they stand for, the votes so far and cast your own vote at the Official Voting page. See voting page with full list of candidates here!

Now This is the Spirit of 2008 Halloween Costumes!

2008-11-01T12:27:00.000-07:00

Hello crazy Monkey fans!...Halloween has come and gone, just a day ago...Ghouls, ghosts, ghoblins and min-Barack Obamas paraded around neighborhoods in search of sweet treats or scary tricks! Now in the AM, while this monkey scanned some of the morning talk shows and news programs I was very disappointed to see a general lack of Halloween spirit. As we all know Halloween is supposedly a day for the chiquitas to dress up sexy and scandalous and for monkeys to dress up just plain goofy and ridiculous! As you can see in the photo above, NBC did just that on their Today Show. On the left we have news girl Natalie Morales as the sexy Princess Leia from Star Wars...and on the right side is Al Roker as a gigantic, goofy Gingerbread man. Look at the expressions on both Darth Vader and the little kid in the right hand corner's faces...Pure looks of WTF?! directed at Mr. Roker. He definitely rocked that costume!

Also congrats to Princess Leia for having a new baby!! Does this mean we will be in store for a new installment of Star Wars soon? Is that the next Jedi Knight she's holding??

See above, Amy Robach and Meredith Veira also were in true Halloween spirit. Amy was the sexy fair maiden Rapunzel and Meredith was the not-so-sexy Pinnochio. Ok so not all female chiquita's costumes can be sexy! With her nose that length, we have to wonder which news stories she lied to us about!

And let's not forget Matt Lauer, the other male anchor on Today. He dressed up Humpty Dumpty and actually fell of a wall on the air!

Regis & Kelly were Vice-presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Kelly's dead on for that one, just like Tina Fey of SNL!

And in this final photo above, a big blue monster showed up to take Regis' place as co-host of the show with smokin' hot Kelly Ripa! What a lucky big blue monster indeed!

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Haunted Halloween!

Steal a Taco Tuesday!

2008-10-27T16:21:00.000-07:00

Greetings free food fans! Do you like Major League Baseball? How about Taco Bell? Well in a current promotion, the people that made us all run for the border and think outside the bun are now encouraging us to steal a base, steal a taco! Right now with the 2008 World Series going on, Taco Bell will be giving away a free taco to each customer who requests it on Tuesday October 28th between 2 and 6 PM EST. All this because the Tampa Bay Rays Jason Bartlett stole a base in the World Series...how cool is that? So while there may be a Phillies parade tomorrow, there may also be a parade of fans to Taco Bells across the US! See more about the promo at stealabasestealataco.com

In other free news, this monkey really recommends you bookmark a website called Spoofee.com Over there they have forums and posts with the best deals around, both on and offline. I've scored many a free thing there, including shampoo, deodorant, cereals, snack bars, Nicorette and most recently a FREE subscription to Maxim magazine..can't beat that with a baseball bat! So head on over, the site is Spoofee.com!

2008 Political Humor & Election Tees!

2008-10-18T18:09:00.001-07:00

This monkey's all ready to vote in a few weeks, as are many other Americans! It's great to engage in our civic duty and play a part in shaping the nation's future! While I won't reveal my party or who I'm voting for, I wanted to share some crazy, fun presidential stuff here!

You've all seen it, and if you haven't here it is...The media outlets have been havin' a field day with this one! Former SNL star and current 30 Rock Star, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL! You've gotta admit Fey's got Palin spot on!

The WWE was even involved in this election. Several months ago they had pre-recorded video messages from each of the presidential candidates shown to fans live. Hilary, Barack and McCain each made wrestling references such as McCain saying he'd send The Undertaker after Osama Bin Laden, and Barack asking "Do you smell what Barack is cookin??!" Classic stuff..even better, two immitators got into the ring for a good ol' fashioned one-on-one match. It was Barack vs. Hilary in the WWE ring! Check out footage here at YouTube! (Note to WWE: Barack's ears were slightly overdone!)

Also, in case you didn't know....

At Busted Tees they are offering two of their 2008 election tee's for just $12 now on sale! Pick up the one based on who you support or give them to friends! And don't forget to vote in the 2008 election!

Stop by and pick up some Hilarious shirts at BustedTees.com!

Music Lyrics - Monkey Suit by MF Doom

2008-10-04T07:27:00.000-07:00

(Who's this masked man??)

Have no fear Monkey is still here! I've been a busy inflated monkey lately, and about to get busier! I have a few trips planned in the coming weeks, so I'm going to be bringing you some new pictures of my adventures!

In the meantime, it's almost Halloween..You can check out some Sexy Halloween Costumes here for yourself! Also, I have provided you lyrics from one of my favorite rap stars. His name is MF Doom, and appropriately he wears a scary mask! Even cooler, his song is called "Monkey Suit". I never wear suits, and hope I'm never made into one, but keep rockin Doom!

Monkey Suit Lyrics by MF Doom

Villain'll hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin
No tellin, slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin"
DOOM- all capitals, no trick spellin
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
(Woopwoosh!) Fresh witty city skits
When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch t*tty fits
Told them call the cops, just don't hold your breath for the ball to drop
Better yet, hold on to your halter top
Kept reppin, steppin in hotta
Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
Surviver of a live crew, not out to jive you
It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
Wylin', get me every red penny
Sold a lonely only child a imaginary enemy
When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He's the broke host this is like his own quiz show
This go out to all my brothers doin long bids and sisters
Who got brothers bein fathers to the wrong kids
Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
Won't find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he'll be off the heezy soon
Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
In participating places tip your waitress'
A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
Won't be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
Chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig

Download MF Doom MP3s at Amazon.com!

Watch the Monkey Suite video on YouTube!

Get 2,000 Free Credits from Entrecard!

2008-05-23T10:49:00.000-07:00

Hey friends, fans and blog people! Wanted to let you in on a secret that the wonderful site known as Entrecard is offering 2,000 free credits to anyone who talks about their new stuff! So here goes..

Entrecard is the site that gives that 125x125 box you see over on the top left side here at my blog..There's usually a different blog's picture each day, and when you click on that it takes you to a cool new blog to check out! So I've enjoyed using Entrecard here at Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey, and now they have added some cool new stuff on their site...

First off, they have a new feature to let people add multiple blogs on their account. So if you start a new blog, you can link it up with your other blog..This let's you give your newer blogs credits to spend so you can advertise and get some traffic! You can read more about the feature here at Entrecard's blog!

They also are giving everyone a free ebook about Entrecard. It gives you tips and tricks about using their system to its fullest! You can download the Entrecard ebook here.

Best of all, if anyone talks about the new add feature and the ebook on their blog, they get 2,000 free Entrecard credits! See how easy it is?

Credits are awarded on June 25th, 2008...

Act now for this limited time offer! And special thanks to the mastermind behind Entrecard named Graham!

Monkey's Meet The Strangers!

2008-05-19T12:33:00.000-07:00

There's a great new romantic comedy debuting at the theaters in about a week or so, after all the hype dies down over that Indiana Jones stuff. Don't get me a wrong I'm a big fan of the Indy character, cuz he swings around with a whip, finds ancient artifacts and does cool action stunts. I'm not sure if Indy does his own stunts now though because of age factors, but there's another movie that's really got this monkey hyped up!

You may have seen ads for the new fun-filled flick called "The Strangers". As you can see above, I was originally cast to play the part of "Dollface Girl Stranger #2". However, the directors told me my head was just a bit too inflated for the part, and they went with another girl for the role. Don't worry though, there's high demand in Hollywood for Inflated Monkeys!

But I had the privilege of sitting down to talk to the Head Stranger, who we will call "Mike Stranger" or MS. Here's our brief interview about his work:

IM: I gotta say it's a pleasure to meet you, you have done some great work!
MS: Thank you Inflated Monkey, I take pride in terrorizing random homes in the woods.

IM: About the choice of masks, you're following in the footsteps of legends like Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Mike Meyers, the people from Scream, and the kid in the movie Mask. How did you choose this elaborate mask disguise?
MS: Well we went for what the budget could handle. A white pillow case that looks like a potato sack was perfect for the gig. Guys like Jason and Mike Meyers have spent a lot of money over the years because they have to keep re-buying their masks.

IM: And I'm sure your look is going to be the top costume for Halloween 2008!
MS: That's what we're hoping for, I've already lined up deals with various pillow case manufacturers, for a signature series. The suit and tie will be the next thing I sponsor.

IM: Final question, why did you choose to visit the home of the people you do in this particular movie?
MS: Because they were home.

IM: Thank you for your time, I look forward to the new flick and your future roles!
MS: Gotta run, I have homes to visit.

So folks, there you have it, as you can see Mike Stranger the lead in "The Strangers" is an all around great guy. I fully expect to see him in feature roles with Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Leo Dicaprio and other A-listers!

If you want to have further fun with the new flick, be sure to visit thestrangers.net, where you can experience the full effect of this movie and even send your friends postcards online! The movie debuts in theaters next Friday, so mark your calendars!

5 Websites this Monkey Swings On

2008-05-12T10:22:00.000-07:00

This crazy inflated monkey wants to share with you a few of my favorite world wide web sites to swing around on. They not only can be fun to use or help you kill time, but some also give you cool stuff like prizes or money!

1) Cash Crate - This one's fun because they pay you money to do these survey things, answering questions about beer or jeans or makeup! Some of them take 10 minutes or less, others take a little longer..You can also sign up for special offers and get paid for that too! You keep getting money each month and then they mail you a check! Or you can choose to get prizes like Target and Best Buy gift cards or even game systems...Very fun, Very Rewarding!

Sign up for Cash Crate here!

2) Gather - This is just a fun little online community where everyone is gathered together. People can upload their cool stuff like articles they wrote, or images or videos. Then you can comment on them and rate them. You gain points here and can cash out for gift cards, donate to charity or even earn $$$$!

Sign up for Gather here!

3) Boomertowne - This one is for "Boomers"! They are a hip and cool generation of people. You sign up, add friends, check out news, sports, weather, finance articles, go in chat rooms, play trivia games, go on scavenger hunts and more! You get points even faster than the #3 site, and you can get stuff like Wine kits, Laptop cases and $250 Visa Gift Cards! There's also prizes awarded for various contests like $1000!

Check out Boomertowne here!

4) Linkshare - I use this one on the Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey blog. You become an affiliate at this site, and then can join all sorts of company's programs to make money! Like Apple iTunes or Walmart, and many, many more! It's great for blogs and websites because it's all sorts of companys who want to advertise their great products! So no matter what you blog about, they have something you can use and maybe make money with it!

Join the LinkShare Referral Program for free!

5)Twitter - This one's popular with some, while others say it's a waste of time. I think it's fun, because it asks "What are you doing?" and you can say whatever you want! Of course you only get 140 characters to say it, but it's fun! So if you just ate lunch, walked your dog, checked your garden, or wrote a blog post, tell the world on Twitter! It's also great for keeping in touch with family, friends and coworkers because you can send a message from your cell to Twitter to update people..Very powerful and fun!

Follow me on Twitter here!

There you have it friends, when I'm bored I use these 5 sites most with my time. I encourage you to check them all out... They can be fun, give you new ideas and best of all, give you prizes and money!

Did Myspace Say Karaoke?!?

2008-05-06T14:06:00.000-07:00

Hey friends and fans..I saw a cool special announcement from Tom over at Myspace today. Myspace is now letting us show how great we can wreck, I mean sing our favorite songs by offering a karaoke feature! All you need is a microphone and your voice, then you can put whatever song you want to sing on your Myspace profile!

I'm not sure how well this will go over for those of us who have trouble in the singing department....But either way, I can't wait to get started....I'm trying to decide if I'd rather blurt out "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel, "Monkey Wrench" by Foo Fighters or "No Monkey" by Wally Wonder....hmmmmmm......

Get your Karaoke party and recording career started at Ksolo.myspace.com!

MISSING: BIG INFLATED PIG

2008-04-28T22:45:00.000-07:00

ALERT! It appears that someone has lost an inflatable pig! The pig was lost at a concert Roger Waters was doing and is very large. In fact it was two stories tall! It may be fearful for its inflated life so be careful when approaching it! Don't get under it if it happens to be flying (yes pigs can fly!)

The pig was let loose during a concert song appropriately called "Pigs" and somehow it had graffiti all over it about peace not war and also supported that guy running for president, Obama.

The cool part of this story is if you find the pig's whereabouts there's a $10,000 reward and four tickets to Coachella for life. (What is Coachella?)

Email lostpig@coachella.com if you have any info regarding the missing pig!

Source: E! Entertainment News

Everyone loves SPAM....right??!

2008-04-26T14:17:00.000-07:00

No not the mystery meat SPAM, I mean all the funny, crazy and creative emails we all get on a daily basis, SPAM.... Some of you may get enough SPAM to cause acid reflux disease so you know what this can be like! Today I checked out lots of these emails I got all because they love me and want to give this crazy monkey free, cool stuff...

Here's some of my favorite SPAMS from today:

Ok the last few are legit, and someone called me "Dumbo", but the rest seem ok?! I can't wait to get my cool engraved tattoo on my inflated self, then watch some HDTV before I ride my u-scooter over for my harmonious date with a sweet cutie...that's after I collect my inheritance and make my feet smooth and clean of course. It's a good day to be a crazy monkey!

Well, I'm jus' grindin man, so ya'll nevermind me!

PS: Good news is if you look up SPAM on Google, the #1 listing is for that mystery meat stuff!

Iron Man vs. Iron Monkey 2008

2008-04-23T15:22:00.000-07:00

Iron Man looks super cool...he's a superguy in a fancy metal suit who flies and jumps around...he punches and blasts away stuff in his way or things that are attacking him. Very much like myself when I don my "Robo Monkey" suit pictured above, but this crazy monkey isn't nearly as violent. (I control my temper well)

Here's a bit more about the upcoming flick starring Mr. Robert Downey, Jr:

When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.

Also starring in this superhero action packed film are Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, Jeff Bridges and Samuel L. Jackson..

Sounds cool eh? I'm sure you've all seen the cool looking advertisements on TV where he's flying through the air, fighting another big robot guy and shooting a tank with a missile from his arm. I'm psyched for the new flick and hope my owners bring me to a theater on May 2nd..I'm also hoping Iron Man reads this and makes me his sidekick for the sequel (I wouldn't want to fight him!)

You can check out more about the movie here:

Visit Iron Man's Official Website!

Feelin' the Blogging Blues...

2008-04-22T17:45:00.000-07:00

It's been rough going lately here at my Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey Blog. Although I was accepted by the nice people of Blogsvertise, they haven't sent me any assignments yet :( I'm not sure whether it's due to rising gas prices, or they think I can't handle what they have, or if they think I'm just too crazy :) Really, I can talk and blog about anything they throw at me!

It's sad to report, this monkey was also turned down by Reviewme.com, another place that will pay people to write stuff about sites. They said I don't fit in with their criteria, so that will be something I need to work to achieve....Must become cooler and crazier...

In the meantime, as you can see above I love to blog, and love bananas, so hook me up!

Also, if you stop by here and want to do a Link trade thing lemme know, I'll be happy to accommodate other monkey bloggers who fit in with humor, entertainment, mixed bag and all other genres of blogs!

Some Crazy Funny T-Shirt Designs!

2008-04-21T16:05:00.000-07:00

Hey folks...Just wanted to shout out one of my favorite fashion sites for buying fashionable T-shirts to wear around town. They're flirty, funny and downright crazy! I've always found some of the most Hilarious shirts at BustedTees.com!

As you can see up above one of my good monkey model pals appears on this stylish red one above which announces that the Evolution Lives...Get it??..Busted Tees has a lot of catchy slogans and joke type T-shirts that would definitely get you noticed by the sexy dudes or chiquitas at that next big party or social gathering!

So if you wanna be crazy, go Make your friends think you funny with a Busted Tee!

Crazy Monkey Answers Fan Mail

2008-04-19T23:47:00.000-07:00

Hey friends! While I was surfing some of my favorite internet sites the other day..I got this very interesting message from a male fan that I'd like to share.... Let's take a look (I've taken out names and identifying info so the person won't get stalkers)...

Hi,

This is G.
I am on a dating site (----------.com screen name m------8) and although I have been on dates, I have not found that special someone yet. I have a 4 day 3 night vacation that I won to go to Cozumel, Mexico. I have not set the date yet but it will most likely be May 16 to the 26th.

I decided to find an attractive, fun, romantic, intelligent single female to go on a sun filled, relaxing, romantic, getaway there. I hope that this email may land in a mailbox of that woman or might get passed on to a friend of yours that would become that person. If you are interested email me back here so I can get to know you a little.

You can also see my personal profile on --------.com so that you can learn a little about me.

Talk to you soon,

G

...and here's my response to the fan:

Dear G,

Well first off this crazy monkey was really flattered by your fan mail and especially the offer to go to the very exciting land of Mexico! I know that I'm attractive, fun, romantic and intelligent enough to qualify for the trip... But then upon reading the message's fine print it said you wanted a female. :( That rules this monkey out, but as you can see in the image above my distant crazy monkey cousin Melinda just might be the one! (she's the one with the pink bow on)

G, I hope you find the right woman for your excursion, but please keep my inflated cousin in mind when making your selection..she's quite the party animal and would love to party it up in Mexico! Throw me a few bananas and I'll put in a good word for ya! ;)

Your main monkey,

Crazy Inflated Monkey

Blogsvertise & Twitter Time!

2008-04-14T12:59:00.000-07:00

I'm a curious, antsy and fidgety sort of party animal so I need to find new things to occupy my time online. As of today I've been accepted into 2 new cool sites in the WWW, Blogsvertise and Twitter, and I'm anxious to use both!

Blogsvertise is cool because they said they want to pay me to talk about their stuff on my blog..So as soon as they start sendin me assignments, I'm down for whatever! I'm all for tryin to make monkey online so I can buy bananas or a fence for my garden!

You can also sign up and use Blogsvertise for doing your own blog advertising too. Give it a try!

Twitter is twitter-tastic, because it's like a big conversational website where everyone just says what the heck they are doing..I've heard it's crazy addictive and everyone's doin it! Below is my very first Twitter transmission:

Kinda like Entrecard...You can even Twitter from a phone from what I hear! Biz Stone and The Twitter Team already sent me a warm welcome by email!

You can follow this crazy monkey here at Twitter. - my profile's new so cut me slack til I make it look crazier and cooler! I tried to put a background but received the following cryptic message:

By the way I'm accepting anyone who tries to advertise with me on Entrecard, no matter what they're blog's talkin bout...So far I've had the most interest from people who try to make monkey online! Keep sendin me your ads, it's all good friends!

A Garden Update: Critter Protection 101

2008-04-10T11:48:00.000-07:00

It's a beautiful sunny day over here, so here's a garden update for all you crazy monkey fans. Today I added some blue powder to water which makes a magical formula called "Miracle Grow". I'm expecting some 50 feet tall Broccoli, Squash and Tomato Plants now. I accidentally spilled a bit on one of my feet so I'm hoping it doesn't become a lot bigger.

I'm also researching how to keep those pesky deer, rabbits and other critters away. I have nothing against the other wildlife round here, but I do want my crops to grow rather than being their food. The owners of the property won't let me borrow their trusty family dog to keep outside 24/7, so I looked at Lowes' website on "Deer & Your Landscape".

It lists the following odd things you can use near your garden to scare off deer or others:

This list reads like Halloween night prank gone bad, but various applications of the following have been tried with mixed success. Unpleasant odors or odors associated with danger can keep pests away. As with many of the mechanical deterrents, a persistent deer is likely to become accustomed to these and resume feeding.

* Feces or urine from predators (such as lion or coyote)
* Hot pepper
* Garlic
* Rotten eggs
* Human hair

So it looks like I have to start eating more eggs, clipping hair off family members while they're sleeping, or go on a crazy adventure to catch a lion or coyote and make it urinate in a bucket.... Yeah that'll keep the deer and everyone else away!...Rabbit fencing it is!

Time to get to work and mow the lawn here...Gotta earn my keep before the weekend! Have fun folks...

Monkey See, Monkey Do!

2008-04-10T01:34:00.000-07:00

Hey friends....Yesterday I decided to venture out into what they call the "Blogosphere", which is basically a vast jungle full of blogs covering all sorts of crazy topics! I wanted to see just what all the other crazy bloggers are doing out on this world wide web thing...During my surfing trip, I discovered this curious 125x125 box was appearing on many other blogs. It had cool pictures on it and read "Drop Yours"...when you clicked on the picture, it instantly transported you to other people's blog sites...Very fun and very addictive! (INote: 'm still not sure what exactly they wanted me to drop!)

So naturally I had to get in on all this crazy action! I wanted my own cool little graphic to put on some other blogs so people could know all about my adventures..The box device is called "Entrecard" and it is completely free! See my cool 125x125 image below? It's got me hanging out with a crazy hot guitar heroine! True inflated party animal style....

Above: My Monkey Entrecard box thing

Many bloggers talk about this flashy little square box so it must be something quite special! I've also seen some bloggers who dislike talking or hearing about it. But I'm all for fun and this 125 box is tons of fun so far! There's even other monkey blogs on there...

If you are part of the Entrecard guild online with your blog, use this link to get to my page so you can put your 125x125 box up for display:

Click for Crazy Monkey's Entrecard page

Feel free to test my Entrecard box out on the top left side and see what sort of fun journey it takes you on! Each day it changes, opening up a whole new www location and adventure for you!

Fools Garden Lemon Tree Lyrics

2008-04-09T11:10:00.000-07:00

In honor of my recent gardening project, here's some music lyrics for the fun and fruity tune called "Lemon Tree" by the group Fools Garden. It's off their album "Dish of the Day". I thought about planting a lemon tree and a banana tree, but instead I went with the more conventional vegetable garden. Ok, enough about me and my Crazy Monkey garden, here's the Fool's Garden...

Lemon Tree
By: Fool's Garden
Album: Dish of the Day

I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I'm driving around in my car
I'm driving too fast
I'm driving too far
I'd like to change my point of view
I feel so lonely
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree

I'm sitting here
I miss the power
I'd like to go out taking a shower
But there's a heavy cloud inside my head
I feel so tired
Put myself into bed
Well, nothing ever happens and I wonder

Isolation is not good for me
Isolation I don't want to sit on the lemon-tree

I'm steppin' around in the desert of joy
Baby anyhow I'll get another toy
And everything will happen and you wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
And I wonder, wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see, and all that I can see, and all that I can see
Is just a yellow lemon-tree

Fools Garden Music at Amazon.com

Find Fools Garden ringtones for your mobile phone!

My Crazy Monkey Garden Begins!

2008-04-08T09:22:00.000-07:00

As you all know my favorite food of all-time is the banana. I really wanted to plant a few banana trees outside so I could enjoy my favorite fruit, but the climate just isn't right for it in my location. So instead, I began to study up on the wide world of gardening.

Studying the How to Garden Books

After a lot of in-depth research, I knew what I wanted to plant. I was able to purchase the seeds, plants and soil from good ol' Wal Mart, home of the smiley face guy and rollback specials. So I picked up some potting soil, seeds for Cucumbers, Squash and Tomato plants, and then Broccoli and Spinach plants. After a bit of work outdoors, things are now ready to start growin'!

Workin' hard on some spinach crops

So after a lot of careful consideration I chose to plant Spinach, Cucumbers, Broccoli, Squash and Tomatoes. Once I get some plants, I can start preparing some great salads and other healthy meals (to counteract the bad effects of my wild party animal life!) You can see in my diagram below that certain plants require more spacing than others to grow.

My Garden layout diagram

The above diagram shows you my eliptical entire garden layout. "S" for Spinach, "B" for Broccoli, "Sq" for Squash and "C" is for Cucumber, that's good enough for me :)

Gardening is a fun and rewarding hobby. I recommend that everyone starts their own garden because it's cool to watch the results and have fresh fruit or vegetables to enjoy...One thing I have to beware of is the animals from around here messin' with it. There's a lot of hungry deer and rabbits on the prowl, and an open garden for them is like a free outdoor salad bar! But if I can protect it, I'm expecting some great veggie crops in several weeks!

I'll provide more updates on how my gardening adventure unfolds...stay tuned!

Save on Top Sellers in Garden at Wal-Mart

A Crazy Monkey Traffic Romp in Orlando!

2008-04-04T21:06:00.000-07:00

Run, Monkey Run! On Friday one of my good monkey friends tried to make a break for it! He decided to go for a romp through the crazy traffic in Orlando, wearing just a diaper. A man named Rommell Gray was driving along in the rush hour traffic with his wife and mother. He decided he wanted to try to catch the little fella and keep it as his pet. Us crazy monkeys don't always like to be put on a leash and taken home, so this crazy monkey really took offense. He started to chase the man around. Some of those Animal Control handler type people came by to capture my good pal, who's now living the good life at a local wildlife refuge. They used the good ol' banana on a string trap to catch him...

The monkey decided to escape because his owner went away on a business trip. He made his escape route near some studio apartments in a neighborhood in the block of 550 Conway Road

When Rommell Gray was asked what he'd name this monkey (who's name is Prada), the man remarked "Crazy". Imagine that!

Read Florida Monkey in Diapers Captured after Traffic Chaos in Orlando.

See video of the incident at WKMG Orlando.

The Top 10 April Fools Pranks!

2008-04-01T10:11:00.000-07:00

Happy April fools! This crazy monkey decided to take a look around cyberspace for the Top April Fools jokes ever pulled on people...A website called Museum of Hoaxes has compiled the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of all time!

Here's a look at the Top 10 pranks pulled:

1 - Swiss Spaghetti Harvest of 1957 - BBC reported in 1957 on its news show Panorama that the Swiss were enjoying a plentiful and good Spaghetti harvest due to elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil. Footage of Swiss peasants pulling down spaghetti from trees was shown to add to the joke. I'm planting my seasonal Spaghetti crop as of this entry!

2 - Sidd Finch - In 1985, Sports Illustrated ran a story about Sidd Finch, a new rookie pitcher planning to play for the New York Mets. He could throw pitches up to an amazing 168 miles per hour! He was said to have mastered pitching in a Tibetan monastery. Mets fans were overjoyed, flooding the magazin with requests for more info on their new hero. However, they were merely April Fools victims.

3 - Instant Color TV - Sweden had just one TV station in 1964, and its technical expert appeared on the air to announce an amazing thing. Viewers could convert their existing B&W sets to display color today, simply by pulling a nylon stocking over their TV screen. Thousands fell for the prank putting their TV in hose. Color broadcasts didn't start in Sweden til 8 years later.

4 - The Taco Liberty Bell - In this 1996 stunt, Taco Bell announced its purchase of the Liberty Bell, a huge marketing move. Many angry people called Philly's National Historic Park to complain, and luckily the sale was not real. Taco Bell and the Libery Bell are still two historic landmarks in the US.

5 - San Serriffe - The British newspaper, The Guardian, published a 7 page supplement in 1977 about San Seriffe. It was a small republic in the Indian Ocean which had semi-colon shaped islands. Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse were its main islands. Basically all the names of people and locations were named after printer's terms.

See the Toilet Monster at Prankplace! - Not recommended for the elderly or those with a weak heart.

6 - Nixon for President - A 1992 National Public Radio show announced that Richard Nixon was running for president yet again. "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again" was his campaign slogan, and as the radio played soundbytes of Nixon's speeches, angry calls flooded the station.

7 - Alabama Changes the Value of Pi - Alabama state legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from 3.14159 to the 'Biblical value' of 3.0 The story became viral and circulated all over via email and word of mouth. Today, PI remains at its normal value of 3.14159, everywhere.

8 - The Left Handed Whopper (1998) - Burger King ran a full page ad in USA Today newspaper announcing a special new menu item, the Whopper burger which was rotated 180 degrees for lefties. According to BK, 1000's of customers wrote to request a right-hand version as well.

9 - Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers - 1995's Discover magazine published an article saying a biologist, Dr. Aprile Pazzo had discovered a new species: the Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers. These odd, mythical creatures were complete with bony plates on their heads which could become burning hot, allowing the crazy animals to bore through ice at high speeds. These do not exist folks, but if you see one, contact me!

10 - Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity - A British radio announcer fooled listeners in 1976 saying that Pluto would pass behind Jupiter at 9:47 AM. The announcer told listeners if they jumped in the air that exact moment, the Earth's gravitational pull would be lesser and they'd experience a floating sensation. Amongst hundreds of calls, a woman did report her and 11 friends floated out of their chairs.

Those are some crazy stunts! I'm hoping my owners don't try to fill me with helium or any other gases today, because that might not be too funny!

Remember to watch your backs and fronts today, you never know what someone may be trying to pull!

Source: Museum of Hoaxes

Wally Warning No Monkey Lyrics

2008-03-28T11:23:00.000-07:00

This crazy monkey isn't sure whether to call Wally Warning a friend or foe after hearing his hit song No Monkey. My all-time favorite jam of course is Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey, so I won't complain about this Wall Warning song.. This Monkey surely won't bring you down friends, but I like the track and its mellow concept. Without further ado, I present to you Wally Warning's No Monkey lyrics...

No Monkey by Wally Warning

Me don't want no monkey to stop my show..
Me don't want no monkey to bring me down..
Me don't want no monkey to stop my show..
Me don't want no monkey to make me frown..
Look at how the people them are having fun..
Look at how the people are jumping around..
Ring-ding-a-ding me want to do my thing..
Ring-ding-a-ding people come and swing..

Music is my power, music is my life..
Me don't want no monkey come give me advice..
Music is my pleasure, me don't want no pressure..
With jahjah-guidance I will survive..
Look at how the bassman pushing the bass..
Look at how the drummer tight on the case..
Ring-ding-a-ding music is my thing..
Ring-ding-a-ding oh what joy it brings..

No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, ...

Watch the Youtube video of No Monkey!

Pickup No Monkey CD by Wally Warning!

Get Monkey Chatter ringtones!

More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Shock the Monkey lyrics by Peter Gabriel

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Binoculars NASCAR Nikon Here!

2008-03-26T12:17:00.000-07:00

If you're a big fan of NASCAR racing like this crazy monkey and heading to an event, you'll definitely want the
Binoculars Nascar Nikon. The 10x25 binocular specs allow you to catch all the action down on the track, in the stands, and in the pits! Check out the drivers, their pit crew and the girls or guys in the stands! Super sharp and lightweight, they are perfect for taking to the race!

Not only great for viewing NASCAR or other racing but other events as well, such as the Opera or Theater, Concerts, Broadway shows, a beach full of bikinis, or just using out and about, wherever you are! (Note: Follows the laws of your state, no peeping Tom's or Harry's!)

The Binoculars Nascar Nikon are normally found here at Amazon.com, but are out of stock right now. Another option is to check out eBay auctions for these binoculars.

Here's one listing at eBay for a pair of the binoculars:

Nascar Nikon Binoculars at eBay!

Or try here for a general eBay search of the Nascar binoculars

Hope you can find yourself a pair of these hand binoculars and enjoy the NASCAR races! If you're looking for tickets to NASCAR check out NASCAR and Motorsports Tickets
at StubHub.com!

Electronics on Rollback at Walmart.com!!!

Monkey Presents: Chinese Zodiac Horoscope Animals

2008-02-22T05:05:00.000-08:00

If you follow astrology like I do, you most likely know that Daily Chinese horoscopes involve 12 different animals, like the monkey. You determine your corresponding animal based on the year you were born. I am the monkey since I was born in....well we won't discuss that yet...

The Chinese New Year is on February 4th ever year and runs until February 3rd of the following year. It runs for a sixty year period which matches 1924-2043. It just so happens that 2008 is the year of the rat. Sorry to all you other monkeys out there!

Here's more about all the other Chinese Horoscope animals, so you can see just what your best & worst traits are!

Rat (Birth years 1924, 1936, 48, 60, 72, 84, 96, 2008..)

Snake (Birth years: 1929, 41, 53, 65, 77, 89, 2001..)

Monkey (Birth years: 1932, 44, 56, 68, 80, 92, 2004...)

Rabbit (Birth years: 1927, 39, 51, 63, 75, 87, 99, 2001..)

Sheep (Birth years: 1931, 43, 55, 67, 79, 91, 2003..)

Dragon (Birth years: 1928, 40, 52, 64, 76, 88, 2000..)

Tiger (Birth years: 1926, 38, 50, 62, 74, 86, 98, 2010...)

Ox (Birth years: 1925, 37, 49, 61, 73, 85, 97, 2009..)

Rooster (Birth years: 1933, 45, 57, 69, 81, 93, 2005..)

Boar or Pig (Birth years: 1935, 47, 59, 71, 83, 95, 2007..)

Dog (Birth years: 1934, 46, 58, 70, 82, 94, 2006..)

Horse (Birth years: 1930, 43, 55, 67, 79, 91, 2003..)

I always try my best to watch out for the snakes & dragons out there...I'm also pretty sure that there's Beanie Babies to represent each of the above animals, and maybe even Webkinz! So which animal are you and do the traits fit your personality?!?

I won't get into too much more of this, but there's also animals that correspond by month born (inner animals) and animals based on the hours of the day born (secret animals). Read more info about the Chinese Zodiac at Wikipedia.org.

One final note: According to the legend, Monkeys are also power signs capable of doing great good or great evil, so watch out!

Special thanks to the great Jeff Bucchino - The Wizard of Draws for art above!

How to Make Monkey Online!

2008-02-21T20:41:00.000-08:00

Please excuse my typo, because you won't find a recipe for how to make Monkey soup or stew here! Instead I'll give you my personal recipe for how to make money online! The key to having more fun sometimes is having more money, or monkey in my case. You can buy yourself that Porsche you always wanted, a trip to the Bahamas or a boatload of bananas! You can also use it to give back to others...So here's my crazy monkey recipe for How to Make Money Online:

Recipe Ingredients & Directions:

Blogger.com

Google Adsense

new content

You can serve this dish with a banana split sundae, or Crazy Monkey bread at your next party or fun event!

(Optional: To make more money, add in other affiliate links, Amazon products, eBay auction ads, etc.)

Now as you can see it's quite easy for just about any monkey to make some money online! Good luck friends and thank you for tuning in to the Adventures of a Crazy Monkey blog!

Disclaimer:
Let me remind you folks that there's no easy money without work online, just like in the "real world". You'll see infomercials for products such as Jeff Paul's Shortcut to Internet Millions touting that it's easy as setting up a few websites, then heading to the Cayman Islands with your laptop to watch your bank account grow exponentially...No way, you will need to put in some work but eventually it will pay off!

Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters Lyrics

2008-02-15T11:48:00.000-08:00

One of the most useful tools around is the very valuable monkey wrench. It can be used so many ways to screw up someone's efforts. This crazy monkey has several of these wrenches on hand for repairs, or other crazy fun! I also enjoy the rock band, Foo Fighters and their song which talks all about it! Here's the lyrics for Monkey Wrench and where to find it!

Get the latest Foo Fighters Music at Amazon.com!

Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters

What have we done with innocence
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent Resident
Wasting another night on planning my revenge...

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
One more indecent accident,
I'd rather leave than suffer this.
I'll never be your monkey wrench.

All this time to make amends.
What do you do when all your enemies are friends.
Now and then I'll try to bend,
Under pressure wind up snapping in the end.

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
One more indecent accident.
I'd rather leave than suffer this,
I'll never be your monkey wrench.

Temper
Temper
Temper

One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more than I could fit
Into my head I still remember every single word
You said and all the shit that somehow came along with it
Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was
Always caged and now I'm free

Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench

Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench

(Disclaimer: The above lyrics are property of Foo Fighters, original recording artists, as well as their respective record label, writers and other personnel. Crazy monkey provides these as a fun supplement for fans.)

Get Monkey Wrench Ringtone at Funtonia!

Watch Youtube video!

Check out latest Foo Fighters Music at Amazon.com!

More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Peter Gabriel Shock the Monkey lyrics

Wall Warning No Monkey Lyrics

(Monkey image above used from emblibrary.com).

It's the Year of the Rat in 2008!

2008-02-08T20:21:00.000-08:00

Happy Chinese New Year you Crazy Monkey fans! As you may or may not know, 2008 is the year of the rat. The rats have been trying hard to take over everywhere from the White House to Taco Bell and Pizza Hut! Now in 2008, they have finally succeeded!

The good thing is that according to Chinese Horoscope 2008, I'm compatibile with these rats!

"Rats enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside affords a view into the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This ever-curious Sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp. If boredom sets in the Rat is no fun at all, but that isn't likely; this Sign knows how to keep itself entertained.

A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves, at least sometimes. If they can develop their sense of self and realize it leaves room for others in their life as well, Rats could find true happiness.

The most compatible match for a Rat is the Dragon or the Monkey."

Check out Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

It's Crazy Monkey Flu Season!

2008-01-30T08:46:00.000-08:00

Hello friends and fans! I just wanted to remind everyone to be extra cautious and careful this winter season, because the flu is definitely going around and hitting people all over! Luckily this crazy monkey has a great Chiquita to play nurse for me! I just hope she doesn't use that syringe because it could be dangerous when injected into an inflated party animal like me!

Make sure to get your flu shot and stay healthy during flu season!

Meet the Crazy Spartan Monkey!

2008-01-23T05:01:00.000-08:00

It's your favorite crazy monkey back from another fun adventure. This time around I got to hang out in the funtastic world of the Spartanizers. It's a cool new online toy associated with the movie "Meet the Spartans" which spoofs everyone's favorite blood and guts movie 300. As you can see from the above pic, things got a little out of hand with the miniature Spartan army. It was cool to ditch my inflated body for the six pack abs of Gerard Butler for a bit though!

Until then you can go Spartanize yourself and send cool and wacky email postcards to your friends! View the official Meet the Spartans website here. Check it out in theaters on January 25, 2008!

Invasion of the Trunk Monkeys!

2008-01-20T05:48:00.000-08:00

Uh oh....Here comes the Trunk Monkeys! What is a Trunk Monkey you ask ? It's a friend of the Crazy inflated monkey, only it inhabits the trunks of Subarus! Trust me everyone should have this feature built into their rides these days. Simply push a button and the Trunk monkey appears ready to help with the weight transfer on your rear wheels. It was originally developed for the Impreza, WRX, Forester and Legacy, but is expanding to other platforms. Not only that, there's Trunk Monkey fan clubs as welll as T-shirts and other merchandise available!

Go to Trunkmoney.com to watch the hilarious advertisements!

(Note: Hot bikini model not included with trunk or monkey!)

More Monkey Business:

Monkey & Meez

Make Monkey Bread

See Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

Home of Crazy Monkey

Monkey and Meez!

2008-01-19T05:40:00.000-08:00

Check out this hottie..She comes straight from the land of Meez! Monkey recently learned about these fascinating creatures...

What a dancer..Meez so horny now!..But anyways the Meez is a cool character you can create. It's a virtual 3-D character which you can design, dress up and acessorize. You can play games to earn credits to buy more cool stuff for your 3-D person too. There's even a Meez Movie. It sounds like quite the monkey business going on in the land of Meez! To make your own, head over to MEEZ.com!

Get Your Webkinz Monkey!

2008-01-15T12:39:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the wild world of Webkinz! There's plenty of these party animals to go around. Now with the Webkinz phenomenon you can add your own plush party animals into your collection! There's several monkeys in the collection as well as gorillas, dogs, lions, zebras and more! Each of the Webkinz comes with a unique secret code you enter here on the World Wide Web that lets youMonkey around with these Webkinz and trade em' with you friends!

Check out Webkinz at Amazon.com!

I Got My Crazy New Monkey ID!

2008-01-12T17:41:00.000-08:00

I'm sure many of you have seen the super funny new movie Superbad. It stars my main man, Fogell aka "McLovin" in one of the lead roles. If you saw it, you know that McLovin was in charge of hooking his pals up with the goods at the package store. To do that he had to get smart and get himself a cool looking ID.

Since this Crazy Monkey is always keeping it cool, I opted for my own McLovin ID. Now I can buy all the other inflated party animals alcohol! I just have to hope they don't notice my height and weight!

Check out Superbad on DVD at Amazon. If you haven't seen it yet it's hilarious!

Also check out the McLovin ID Generator and make your own cool ID!

Also if you're hungry, check out my Crazy Monkey Bread recipes!

Arctic Monkeys Lyrics - Teddy Picker

2008-01-11T09:08:00.000-08:00

My good friends, the Arctic Monkeys prefer it a bit on the cool side, with their music and climate preference. This crazy monkey loves to stay warm, but I still enjoy their work. In case you're wondering Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys, they are a musical group with some great tunes! Without further ado..here's Arctic Monkey Lyrics for their great song "Teddy Picker"!

Teddy Picker
by Arctic Monkeys

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
The punchline before they have told the joke.
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen,
Staring at the television screen.

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
You to tell the f---ng punchline before you have told the joke.
But sorry sunshine it doesn't exist,
It wasn't in the top 100 list.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
like a fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after...

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.

Assuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you?

Find Arctic Monkeys Ringtones at Funtonia!

Find out Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys?

Crazy Monkey Presents The Karate Chimp

2008-01-07T19:43:00.000-08:00

Meet my friend The Karate Chimp. He's skilled in the various martial arts and has displayed it quite well on this YouTube video. It's good he's my friend too because if we were enemies he'd kick the crap, or air out of me!

Another friend of the Crazy Monkey you might wanna check out is this Beatboxin' Dog, he's pretty skilled with sounds. As you'll see there's plenty of Party Animals all over the place. Keep it real!

Crazy Monkey Bread Recipes

2008-01-03T21:41:00.000-08:00

It's a new year, and sometimes you need a good snack to help get your drinks down. Maybe something for your sweet tooth? Being the Crazy Monkey that I am, I've collected a bunch of recipes for Monkey Bread here. Oh no, don't worry it doesn't use actual Monkeys in it! It's mostly biscuits, sugars, walnuts and other good stuff! It comes from the German word "Affenbrot" meaning "Ape bread", and is a sticky, gooey pastry..trust me it's yummy!

So here's 5 Great Recipes for Monkey Bread:

Pillsbury Monkey Bread Recipe

All Recipes Monkey Bread

Martha Stewart's Monkey Bread

Moms Who Think Recipe

Cooks.com Monkey Bread recipes

As you can see my good pal Martha Stewart even gave one of her links. With the monkey Bread wash it down with a tall glass of Milk, Red Bull, Budweiser, Cristal, Gin N Tonic, or whatever else you might have around!

Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

2008-01-01T12:00:00.000-08:00

It's a brand new year and time for great things to happen! If you're a crazy monkey like I am, then you probably always are wondering what your future holds. Or maybe just what the current or next day will hold for you. That's what makes my pal the Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey so cool. He knows what's in store for all of us. You can head over and get your daily overviews for today, tomorrow and even after tomorrow!

You'll also learn the strengths of your will, intellect, dynamism and luck as well was what to do with love & relationships!

You can check out your Chinese horoscope here!

Shock the Monkey!

2007-12-20T08:26:00.000-08:00

One of my all-time favorite music videos and hit songs is Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel. I'm not a kinky crazy inflated monkey, but I do like music and partying. I've been writing to Mr. Gabriel for quite some time now asking to be in the music video remake, but no go on that deal....yet! Either way, his song always gets me energized! It's been featured on the hilarious South Park show and even in that sad movie about Monkey experimentation called Project X!

Shock the Monkey also makes for a cool ringtone for my iPhone!

The Shock the Monkey MP3 is available at Amazon.com.

Check out the lyrics below and the YouTube video!

Shock the Monkey
by Peter Gabriel
Album: Security

Shock the monkey to life
Shock the monkey to life

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out the trees
Now Im on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know when youre going to shock the monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I cant take any more
Darling, dont you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Somethings burning
Dont like it but I guess Im learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life

More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Wall Warning No Monkey Lyrics

A Crazy Monkey at the Beach

2007-12-15T20:20:00.000-08:00

Friends, I gotta tell you there's plenty of craazy monkeys out there! I was recently surfing online checking up on my monkey friends and family and came across a rather revealing YouTube video of a monkey. I hope this crazy monkey realizes what he's done with an innocent sand sculpture!

Check out this video of a crazy monkey at the beach!

PS: Don't worry this crazy monkey prefers to float in the ocean and swim with the bikini babes when I hit the beaches!

Brass Monkey Lyrics by Beastie Boys!

2007-12-08T12:15:00.000-08:00

One of this crazy monkey's all-time favorite music groups is the Beastie Boys. These guys have been partying ever since they emerged on the scene a long, long time ago...Their hit album Licensed to Ill must be like Quadruple Platinum right about now! Either way, they created one of my favorite songs of all time, Brass Monkey. It's all about partying it up with one of their favorite liquors, and crazy monkey & Beastie Boys do just that! Here's the lyrics for that hit song, and more!

Get Beastie Boys Music at Amazon.com!

Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys

CHORUS:

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey!
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey!

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us!
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell!

Repeat CHORUS

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, 'Yo baby, what's up?'
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip!

Repeat CHORUS

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar , I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it.
We got the bottle - you got the cup,
Come on everybody let's get ffffff...........

Repeat CHORUS

Get Beastie Boys ringtones at Funtonia!

Get Beastie Boys Music at Amazon.com!

More Monkey Lyrics:

Wally Warning No Monkey Lyrics

Shock the Monkey lyrics by Peter Gabriel

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

The Day This Crazy Monkey Arrived!

2007-01-07T16:04:00.000-08:00

Picture of packaging

In my crazy inflated monkey origin story, I told you of how I was rescued from a shelf in the Dollar General Store of Wickliffe, Ohio. Until this date in time, I was flat and squished into a small plastic sleeve. I was hung out on a shelf, staring out at customers from amongst the other inflatable party animals. One day my life was changed when I was purchased and rescued!

Picture of envelope

I was sent to my current owner/handler's discreet location via United States Postal Service in a nice, compact manila envelope. Luckily I was not abducted even though the sender included a personal note on the outside of the envelope. See below.

Picture of my handling instructions

I'm happy to have arrived here so I can break out of my packaging and enjoy my new party life, fresh off the shelves of the Dollar General Store! Look out crazy world!!

Picture of monkey emerging out of package

Stay tuned for more info on my story, including how I finally was inflated and more!

Crazy Inflated monkey...

The Origin of a Crazy Inflated Monkey

2006-12-23T19:57:00.000-08:00

Many people may arrive here at this Adventures of a Crazy Monkey blog and wonder where the #$)(*#@% I came from...well here's my story....

Up until a while ago, I had a shelf life, which is basically no life. I was hangin' out next to the inflated sea horse, inflated tree, and inflated tropical fish, feeling quite deflated. I was purchased from a Dollar General store in a magical suburb of Cleveland known as Wickliffe. My asking price? You guessed it...... $1!

I was feeling quite deflated because there wasn't much partying going on in Wickliffe (besides immature high schoolers and under-aged beer pong games). I continued to stay on the shelf longing to have more fun in my life. For my own safety and sanity, I was air mailed to my buyer/handler/owner across several states.

Now that I'm free and fully inflated, it's time to go crazy! Let's get this party started, quickly....

For more on my hometown, see the Wickliffe Wikipedia entry!

Crazy Monkey's Holiday Slideshow

2006-12-01T10:30:00.000-08:00

Whatsup Myspace friends! Hope you got your fill of turkey and family fun this past Thanksgiving..So now that that's over, it's on with the fun-filled time of year when we go crazy trying to get a parking spot at the mall and snag the last Elmo doll or video game system at the local mall. That's right it's time for us to start shopping for ipods, Elmo dolls, Sony Playstations and other toys for the holidays..

Here's my fun-filled Holiday slideshow of holiday gift ideas:

Hope everyone is having a safe holiday season so far!

The Crazy Monkey

Thanksgiving Horoscopes!

2006-11-18T16:38:00.000-08:00

Hey friends, next week is that big day..Time to Feast it up!! Just for kicks here's Monkey's Thanksgiving horoscope (I'm an Aquarius), courtesy of blogthings.com.

Thanksgiving Horoscope for Aquarius

You're the sign most likely to do your own wacky thing for Thanksgiving - like skydiving in a Turkey costume.

Your signature dish: Tofurky (tofu "turkey")

Your signature dessert: A cocktail

This holiday: Give in to all your freaky ideas. Buck tradition!

What's Your Thanksgiving Horoscope?

Macy's Parade Prep Show

2006-11-11T00:10:00.000-08:00

Hey Myspace friends...Had some more fun at the Macy's day parade rehearsals. We had a live crowd and all my peeps in attendance..Check out the fun we had, it was a blast!

Monkey Pod

2006-11-06T20:24:00.000-08:00

Yes even a Crazy Monkey needs an IPOD too.. Check the 5 favorite tracks out. I have too many MP3's, but who doesnt?

You can get your own flash MP3 player to put on Myspace at www.myflashfetish.com!(Not affiliated with Monkey)

PS - Don't forget to vote on Tuesday, November 7! It will impact your future!

Celebs, Bikinis & a Crazy Monkey!

2006-11-02T11:34:00.000-08:00

Here it is Myspace friends..My personal photos with some of the hottest celebrities today, in their bikinis! Enjoy!

Your friend,
Crazy Monkey

My Thanksgiving Recipe

2006-11-01T16:12:00.000-08:00

Hey Myspace friends! It's November, so you know what that means..Turkey time! If you get stuck for what to bring to this year's Thanksgiving feast, try my all-time favorite pie, Banana Creme! Click the slice of pie to see the full recipe! Enjoy!

(courtesy of www.epicurious.com)

My Top 3 Costumes

2006-10-31T14:08:00.000-08:00

Hey Myspace friends..I had a tough time deciding on a costume, last minute. Here are my top 3 choices..

#3 - A Banana - These dogs gave me a great idea of how to get closer to bananas.

#2 - Monkey iPod by Banana - now I can listen to music and trick or treat!

#1 - Tom from Myspace - This was a no-brainer, no disrespect to Tom. I made my own Tom mold for a mask and bought a new white T from K-Mart)

I'm still waiting for Tom's invite to the Myspace Halloween bash, he hasn't returned my texts. Maybe I'll just trick or treat in Pasadena instead! Happy Halloween folks!

Scary Haloween Dudes..

2006-10-27T15:54:00.000-07:00

Here's some pics from my recent photo shoot, where I travelled to find the scariest Halloween villains I could..See if you can guess who they are or the movie they came from, Myspace friends..mwahahahaha! ;)

Happy Haloween..and always be safe while out and about!
From: The Crazy Monkey

Hot Female Halloween Costumes

2006-10-27T02:27:00.000-07:00

So lady chiquitas, which of the following Sexy Halloween Costumes best fits you? This also provides you with some sexy Halloween costume ideas..Of course Monkey loves all chiquitas in costume, but prefers "Monkey Woman" the superhero most..

There you have it folks, Sexy Halloween Costumes.. Please be careful trick or treating for Candy this year... - Crazy Monkey

Monkey's Monster Muzik Mix!!

2006-10-26T16:45:00.000-07:00

Here's the 45 Halloween Horrors on Monkey's Monster Muzik..Get this music on itunes or just chill here and check out the mix!

http://www.finetune.com/player/embed.html?playlist=p1291190

1. Transylvania 1887
Alan Silvestri

2. Werewolf Trap
Alan Silvestri

3. A Skeleton In The Closet
Anthrax

4. Monster
Automatic

5. Haunted House Blues
Bessie Smith

6. Psycho Man
Black Sabbath

7. Monster Mash
Bobby "Boris" Pickett

8. Nightmare
Brainbug

9. The Haunted House
Charles Aznavour

10. A Nightmare On My Street
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

11. Jeepers Creepers
Frank Sinatra

12. Diary of a Madman
Gravediggaz

13. Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide
Gravediggaz

14. Twilight Zone
Iron Maiden

15. The Munsters Theme
Jack Marshall

16. Walk With Me In Hell
Lamb Of God

17. Addams Groove
M.C. Hammer/Vanilla Ice

18. "Psycho" Theme Song
Mannheim Steamroller

19. Creatures Of The Night
Mannheim Steamroller

20. Demon's Dance
Mannheim Steamroller

21. Thriller
Michael Jackson

22. Fear Is Big Business
Ministry

23. Dracula's Wedding
OutKast Featuring Kelis

24. Frankenstein
Overkill

25. Bark At The Moon
Ozzy Osbourne

26. Spiders
Ozzy Osbourne

27. Ghost
Pearl Jam

28. Graveyard
Ralph Tresvant

29. The Time Warp
Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast

30. My Darkest Hour
Scary Kids Scaring Kids

31. Curse Of The Werewolf (LP Version)
Schoolyard Heroes

32. Tales From The Crypt
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

33. The Crypt Jam
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

34. The Thing From The Grave
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

35. Haunted
Source Direct

36. Bring Out Your Dead
Strung Out

37. Monster
Strung Out

38. Ghoul's Night Out
The Misfits

39. Halloween
The Misfits

40. Halloween II
The Misfits

41. Dragula
White Zombie

42. Superbeast
White Zombie

43. The Great American Nightmare
White Zombie

44. Freaks Come Out At Night
Whodini

45. Haunted House of Rock
Whodini

You can listen to and find these all at Finetune.com

My Wild Weekend - Slideshow!

2006-10-24T20:46:00.000-07:00

Here's my slideshow from one wild weekend of non-stop action! Me and the crew loaded up the car with music, and headed out for some fun at the local bars, a pumpkin farm (Halloween spirit) and even a cruise ship..

Needless to say I'm a little tired, but not deflated..See ya next time Myspace friends and Crazy Monkey Mates!

Crazy Monkey Muzik Playlist

2006-10-22T11:35:00.000-07:00

Since I'm a true party animal, I enjoy music alot.. Here are some of the MP3 selections I play on my personal Monkey iPod or stereo..Press play below and see what sorts of Crazy Monkey Approved Music you hear!

Get your own playlist, courtesy of finetune.com

About Crazy Monkey

2006-10-22T00:01:00.000-07:00

The Crazy Monkey

High Stakes Poker Night, August 06'

Hi, I'm a Crazy Monkey. First let me tell you what I'm not: not human, not normal, not real, not boring, not full of hot air (usually), not sober.

Here's what I am: I'm approximately two and a half feet tall, always have a smile on my face and my hand in the air..I love parties, clubs, chiquitas, bananas and Monkey Mayhem... and yes my ego is a bit inflated ;)

I was rescued by my owners from a party goods store. Since then, I've been all over on road trips and fun adventures. I've hung out and partied with the best of em'. I've been to clubs, bars, cruises, weddings and even have been kidnapped on a road trip. Don't worry I'm safe now!

Through this journal I will bring my photos of the fun, mischief, mayhem and mania that surrounds my new celebrity life as I try to become rich like internet Millionaire Jeff Paul. As well as other helpful info and cool stuff for my friends...Check back often...you never know, if you're a party animal you just might see me on the scene!

Check out the following Monkey Business:

The Crazy Monkey Home page

Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

Monkey Bread Recipes

The Trunk Monkeys invasion!

Also check my Myspace page, as it is always changing, and always fun!

Enjoy your time here at the Crazy Monkey Blog, I guarantee we'll have fun, party, learn some stuff and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
our @$$es off!