The Origin of a Crazy Inflated Monkey

Many people may arrive here at this Adventures of a Crazy Monkey blog and wonder where the #$)(*#@% I came from...well here's my story....

Up until a while ago, I had a shelf life, which is basically no life. I was hangin' out next to the inflated sea horse, inflated tree, and inflated tropical fish, feeling quite deflated. I was purchased from a Dollar General store in a magical suburb of Cleveland known as Wickliffe. My asking price? You guessed it...... $1!

I was feeling quite deflated because there wasn't much partying going on in Wickliffe (besides immature high schoolers and under-aged beer pong games). I continued to stay on the shelf longing to have more fun in my life. For my own safety and sanity, I was air mailed to my buyer/handler/owner across several states.

Now that I'm free and fully inflated, it's time to go crazy! Let's get this party started, quickly....

For more on my hometown, see the Wickliffe Wikipedia entry!