Yuliana Peniche Calzones Caliente

(Muy caliente Yuliana Peniche!)

Well folks I'm pleased to announced that the family who lets this crazy monkey live with them just got their DISH Satellite TV upgraded from basic to the next level! That's silver plus level with all sorts of cool new channels including SIRIUS Satellite radio music stations, FX, Lifetime Movie Network (not my favorite), MSNBC, The Speed Channel, ESPN U, a buncha sports channels, and my personal favorites...3 new Spanish Channels including UNIVISION! In case you didn't know, I'm a personal fan of the Latina ladies porque eres my caliente ;) (Pardon my Spanish, it's been a while!)

Anyways, since we get these three new Spanish channels, it allows me to brush up on my Spanish (and watch the hot chicas). I was browsing through and caught this show this morning called "Bajo el mismo techo". It's about a familia (family) and some other stuff, and it was made in 2005. The one chica in the show really caught my eye, and come to find out she's a mega-star or at least searched for a lot here on the interweb world wide net! Her name, Yuliana Peniche, apparently many searches are caliente por Yuliana Peniche calzones!



Yuliana's a 28 year old babe born in Mexico City with some great legs and cute personality! In the video above you'll see why they love Yuliana Peniche calzones, as she is taught some "dance" by a Spanish guy who looks like he's giving her a modified Heimlich maneuver. She's not choking, and he's surely enjoying himself! Enjoy the video from a show called "Se Vale", it looks like from further review of YouTube videos of the TV series, it involves a lot of guys getting to handle Yuliana, toss her around or put her in various positions for dance moves which seem to lead to her showing upskirts or calzones...The Spanish Channels rock!

....and don't worry Victoria Del Rosal, monkey still luvs ya as my muy #1 caliente chica!



This babe's also been on some show called "Platanito Show" which features a bunch of clowns clowning around. You can also see Yuliana Peniche acting in a more serious film role in Destilando Amor a romance movie where she plays "Margarita". Call me baby, I'll be your inflated lover in the sequel!

Screech drops Bell Bombshell!

(Screech drops bomb on his Bayside days!)

Say it ain't so Screech! Just days after this crazy monkey payed tribute to one of the all-time greatest corny but funny and sexy sitcoms, Saved by the Bell, that resident dork Screech drops a Bell Bombshell! The cast just celebrated a 20-year reunion, but apparently all's not what it was cracked up to be for these Bayside Tigers. We are now learning that Dustin Diamond, who played "Screech" (Real name Samuel Powers) has released shocking allegations of sex, drugs and Rock n' roll on the set of the show!

Order the book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto! - all about pop culture such as Saved by the Bell's "Tori Paradox" - why were Jessie, Kelly and Tori never seen together at Bayside, and other cool stuff!

(Link to this story: http://adventures-of-crazy-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/09/screech-drops-bell-bombshell.html)

The tell-all will be featured in US weekly magazine where Screech says drugs and sex were a regular part of Saved by the Bell actors on-the-set activities. And he's not talking about Jessie's "I'm so excited", him hooking up after a big chess match, or the Zack-Jessie kiss in the rap version of Snow White! No siree, Mr. Powers is reporting there was real drug use and sex going on around the Bayside "High" Set.

Screech (Diamond) reportedly told US Weekly:

"I could smell a certain 'smoke,' wafting from from the crack" underneath his castmates' dressing rooms, says Diamond, 32, who played the dork Screech.

Screech also claims his co-cast member Mark Paul-Gossaaler who played Zack Morris used steroids to bulk up before the Saved by the Bell College Years in 1994. Dustin Diamond goes on to insinuate that if there were on-the-show plots involving Slater and Kelly or Zack and Jessie, then there was also hanky-panky going on backstage.

Wow, and to think these were issues they covered on the show...Well at least they did the cool Public Service Announcement with the head of NBC about "there's no hope in dope!"

Of course these allegations are coming from a guy who's best friend was really a robot named Kevin that brought him popcorn and made corny one-liners. Also, keep in mind Screech had his own sex tape released in 2006, sold sex toys, and was a downright disaster on various reality shows such as Celebrity Fit Club! But hey, you're reading this news from a crazy inflated monkey, so what do I know?!

So far no reports on whether Mr. Belding smoked crack or Lisa Turtle was embezzling funds to pay for all her extravagant fashionable clothes. We may hear of a Screech-Max-Kevin love triangle at some point.

As of right now these are just accusations, so you can still dress up in the Kelly Kapowski costume or Zack Morris Halloween costume to honor these cool kids if you really want to!

The fully story on Screech's Bell Bombshell will be in the upcoming issue of US Weekly...

(Link to this blog story: http://adventures-of-crazy-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/09/screech-drops-bell-bombshell.html)

(Story Source: wonderwall.msn.com)