Zack Morris Halloween Costume 2009

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(Zack Morris for Halloween 2009)

A clever and fun idea for this Halloween 2009 might be to dress up as that class clown, prankster, entrepreneur and ladies man, Zack Morris. The former Bayside High School student resurfaced on a late night with Jimmy Fallon show, sending fans into a frenzy. Rumors and news started up about a possible Saved by the Bell reunion featuring Kelly Kapowski, AC Slater, Lisa Turtle, Jesse "Showgirl" Spanno, and Samuel "Screech Sex Tape" Powers.

With all that hoopla, it provides a fun and original idea for a 2009 Halloween Costume! Dress up as the golden boy himself, blondhaired, blue-eyed Zack Morris of Bayside! The Zack Morris Halloween costume is simplistic yet effective. You can buy most of the clothing you'll need at a local salvation army, goodwill or surplus store on the cheap. Find a big, cool-looking plastic cell phone (extra large style almost like a walkie talkie) at a toy store, also cheaply.

Zack Morris Halloween Costume

What you'll need:

• Blond hair (dyed or wig) or Zack Mask
• Regular fit jeans, not too loose, cuffed
• White Hi-top sneakers, unlaced
• white socks
• Unbuttoned dress shirt, early 90's style
• Funky or plain color late 80's early 90's T-shirt to layer underneath
• Big fake plastic cell phone, available at various toy stores online & real world stores

Throw on a Bayside Tigers t-shirt as part of your costume!

It's as easy as that to dress up as Zack Morris. You could also find yourself a cool Saved By The Bell Bayside Tigers T-Shirt, as many retailers sell those, such as Amazon.com or even Busted Tees. You'll want the look to be retro if you're going for the 80's inspired episodes of Saved by the Bell, with the funky colored jackets and layered t-shirt underneath. Blonde hair is also a must for this Halloween outfit!

Dressing up as Zack Morris, former lead singer of Zack Attack, and creator of such products as jewelry that made girls skin turn purple, can be a really fun Halloween idea. You might even consider bringing a hot brunette with you, dressed in the Bayside cheerleader uniform like the Kelly Kapowski Halloween costume idea!

Various sites also sell a Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski set of costumes - they're basically just Bayside T-shirts you wear as a couple.

So dress up in your Zack Morris Halloween Costume this year and watch the ladies flock to you...but watch out for an angry Mr. Belding, or that big Mike dude from Saved by the Bell the College Years!

TRON Legacy Movie Preview!

Ok so recently this big event called Comic-Con went down in San Diego, California. It basically features all these big wigs from superhero/sci-fi-fantasy type TV shows and movies schmoozing with the nerdiest of fans. You know, the Trekkies, Star Wars nerds and inflated monkey lovers (my movie won't be out for years due to contract negotiations).

Anyways, this latest Comic Con had some big stuff going on. For example, Twilight New Moon is one the teeny boppers are going crazy waiting for....That Robert Pattinson dude showed up to tons of screaming girls to hype the upcoming flick about Vampires and love. There's also Iron Man 2, which will bring Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow back again, but also will bring in Mickey Rourke as Whiplash and Scarlett Johansson (rawr!) as Black Widow.

But it gets better...A movie that has been 27 years in the making is being released, with special efx worthy of modern times. It's called "TRON Legacy" and will star Jeff Bridges, reprising his role from the movie years ago. I'm excited to see this one coming out, since I've been told it's original was a sleeper classic amongst nerdy sci-fi movie fans... It's a pretty cool futuristic video game style flick, and probably will look incredible on IMAX.

The scene you'll see below is of a light cycle chase/competition...pretty slick stuff! It almost looks like CGI meets a video game meets real life in the future, sorta.....

Ok fellas, let's roll the trailer/preview footage and let everyone see just how cool it is...(Note turn up your speakers and sit back, its pretty fun!)




Find out more at the TRON Legacy Wikipedia entry!

iMonkey likes iJustine :)

(Hey monkey I've been thinkin bout ya!)

Hey pals..have you heard of iJustine yet? She's a super hot internet celebrity who loves tech, and this crazy monkey's latest crush (don't tell Victoria - she finally added me on Facebook)! iJustine is a tech geek chic who video blogs about everything from the iPhone to Twitter to Steve Jobs. She shoots her videos in her kitchen, supports charitable causes such as this one, and was sweet enough to bring cupcakes to Twitter!

So back to me and my future wife, we both like technology, we both like to party, we both like bikinis (well not wearing them for me!) We're both bigtime celebrities here on the internet, and it's cool that we both start our name with "i" too. i think iMonkey and iJustine have a lot in common! We could name our first born, iJunky :)

Friends don't tell iJustine that iLike her yet! But you can follow her on Twitter and see her blog "TastyBlogSnack" here!

Meet Olga, the Girl of My Dreams...

Many of you know I recently joined the free fishy dating site, but it's been tough fishing weather so far....I've had to throw some back and some are just plain sharks in the water...But believe it or not, I met the girl of my dreams during a commercial break the other night! It's amazing how you can have love at first sight through your TV set, and we haven't even made the switch to digital yet!

So here she is, feast your eyes on her...but hands off fellas..this is Monkey's best friend..



Isn't she wonderful? Not only does she approve of strip tease, my hairy back, fat lil' tummy and doing whatever I want, but she supports Jim Beam! Now that's my kinda party girl!

Yvonne Strahovski in 3-D!

(Click above for a preview of Chuck 3-D!)

What a Superbowl Sunday huh??! Last night this crazy monkey party animal enjoyed chicken wings, potato skins, some cold brews and a side of great NFL football! The Steelers won it, but the Arizona Cardinals sure put up quite an effort as well making it one exciting game! Superbowl 43 was full of great plays, surprises, drama, penalties and Madden-isms. In fact this year the game itself may have outdone the commercials...That's not to say the commercials sucked completely...Careerbuilder, Monster.com, Budweiser and even GoDaddy had some pretty creative and hot ads!

The 3-D ads after the 2nd quarter..not so hot. These were a bit of a letdown for this monkey because I just wasn't seeing much WOW factor in them. The Monsters vs. Aliens movie preview had a few pop-out-of-the screen moments. The Sobe lizards with NFL players was overall a better ad with the 3-D.



(Don't worry, they're 3-D glasses not X-Ray..)

See sexy Yvonne Strahovski pics!

But the 3-D looks to be getting better Monday night! That's right, NBC's Chuck will be fully in 3-D so don't "chuck" your glasses just yet friends! And to make it even hotter, my girlfriend Miss Yvonne Strahovski will be appearing in 3-D...Now this mega-babe looks good whether she's in 1-D, 2-D, 3-D or any other format...So Monday night, this monkey will be glued to NBC's Must See TV, Chuck featuring Yvonne Stra-Hotski! Congrats to the Steeler folks and enjoy the 3-D spectactular that is coming!

Snuggies Cult Following

(Join us....Join us...)

Hey party animals...Do you own the popular and ever-so-warm, Snuggie? They are the latest craze sweeping the nation! The Snuggie Fleece Blanket As Seen On TV retails for about $22 on Amazon.com. It's the "revolutionary blanket with sleeves" which also comes with a free book light! Well now these garments/blankets/cult-style robes are being seen everywhere and a website has dedicated itself to those who are photographed wearing them, whether it be for warmth, fun or strange cult ceremonies...


(hmmm, about that average customer rating...)

According to Snuggiesightings.com, there's even a drinking game which has been taking place on college campuses. The participants drink each time a Snuggie commercial airs after midnight. I'm wondering how many times it airs in other areas after midnight, or if they do a lot of channel changing! A cool prank would be to tape the commercial and loop it...hehe

If you currently have a Snuggie and are proud to wear it, head over to Snuggie Sightings and be seen! Reality TV show soon to follow...

(top image source: snuggiesightings.com)

How to Fish for Dates Online...

(My official Plenty o' fish dating profile!)

The other day I took the plunge and joined this free dating site called Plenty of Fish aka plentyoffish.com! It's cool because it's free, you can take a little personality quiz to determine your psychotic tendencies and then they match you up with hot women who are looking for dates! It's amazing how many wild blonde and brunette chiquitas they have matched me with just on Day 1 because of my party animal nature! Once they go inflated monkey they never go back!

Once you sign up you can upload a picture of choice (notice I chose my sexiest one). Then they require you to fill out a profile of your interests and hobbies plus what your ideal first date is...I tried to make mine interesting without lying too much...I embellished on my salary a bit, but Hollywood women tend to like guys with $$$!

If you're feeling crazy like me and are single or a swinger, head over to Plentyoffish.com and sign yourself up. Beware of stalkers, psychos and crazies..but you just may find a diamond in the ruff!

(PS it only makes me slightly nervous that there is a guy with a loaded rifle hunting ducks staked out next to my picture on a dating site!)

My Computer Speaks Monkey!

Blah blah blouey! What sup folks this entire Block Post is being written by my voice! As you can see it's not completely accurate yet because I still have to train this thing to understand somewhat words. Any ways is still fun to seeifit picks up swear words like Faulk should ditch. Wonder how I'm doing all this? It's a technology built into Windows Vista called speech recognition. All you need to do is buy a microphone or one of those fancy headsets with a microphone like you see me wearing in the pictures. Then you're good to go and you can begin training the computer to understand you. You can then use your voice to control the computer or write things like emails. During one of my training sessions they told me that their plan is for computers to be able to talk to humans. Kinda scary technology huh? Any ways you can pick up one of these headset thingamajigs at places like Wal-Mart or Amazon dot com. Well how about that it understood the word thingamajigs! Have a good day Im going back to train this silly little thing so it will understand swears and monkey sounds and stuff!





Monkey is modeling: Cyber Acoustics AC-850 Silver USB Stereo Headset/Microphone with In-line Volume Control

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 Muy Caliente Latina!

(Fast woman/crazy monkey - Victoria gives me a ride home in her Nissan)

Sexy nude pics at Mr. Skin!

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas" list. Miss Del Rosal just edges out Eva Mendes who was #1 on the Askmen.com Top 99 Women of 2009. While Eva is definitely a hot Latina, Victoria has a special place with this crazy monkey due to her many talents. In case you've never heard of Miss Victoria Del Rosal she currently is a host on SLTV (Shop Latino TV), and is also a bikini car model. So basically she sells stuff, speaks Spanish, models and looks caliente doing it all! And nothing's sexier than a woman who's able to gain my interest in trendy "as seen on TV" products like: the "Air Climber", "Shape Changer Bra" and "Biolustre" hair care!

Note to SLTV Web crew: Victoria Del Rosal is missing from the SLTV Celebrities page!

(PS: Victoria when you read this, accept my humble Facebook friend request already since we did the photo shoot and all that other fun stuff! ;)



Check out Victoria Del Rosal's hot Nissan photo shoot out here.

Here's the rest of the "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List":

10)Shakira - Hips don't lie, nor does the rest of her! :)
9) Paula Rubio - Looked caliente on MTV Cribs, so Paula Y Yo Sigo Aquí!
8) Jennifer Lopez - Loved her for the longest time, til she got with Diddy, Affleck & Marc Antony!
7) Penelope Cruz - The kind of Latina who isn't afraid to help with the Blow.
6) Selma Hayek - Ay Yi Yi, Selma's very Spanish fly!
5) Dania Ramirez - Sexy NBC Heroes star who has the power to give off heatwaves and melt men in their tracks.
4) Constance Marie - Everybody loves Angie Lopez!
3) Eve Torres - Professional WWE Diva..No that's not an oxymoron!
2) Eva Mendes - Drop dead gorgeous star of the Spirit & The Women (for women).
1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV super hot hostess who slices, dices and sells Shape Changer Bras.

The Mask of Monkey

Friends it's been a while! All I can say is this crazy monkey's been busy from the holidays right up til' now.... Between all the personal appearances and the everyday hustle and bustle of life I'm lucky not to be deflated!

As you all know we are well into 2009...With a new year I decided to go for a new look, as you can see in the pic above...That mask was actually brought back to me from China as my owner's brother and his wife recently ventured over there...Among the other cool gifts I got were a winter hat from the Great Wall of China, a small Wish Keeper Box and a new 4 GB Jump Drive
...Monkeys love to jump! PSA - you should never try jumping while driving...

As for my new mask I love it in a creepy sort of way...Maybe now I can wear the mask for a new Hollywood horror movie or at least scare the family dog around the house!

Hope everyone's 2009 is off to a great start!

PS> I'll probably go back and fill in all the missing entries between now and the last time you heard from me at some point! :)

Homemade Christmas Gag Gifts & Monkey Stuff

Since the holiday season is in full-swing, this crazy monkey knows a lot of people are looking for those sweet little homemade gag gifts for Christmas and holiday parties! Let's face it, this may be the perfect time of year to extract a little harmless revenge on that boss or coworker who makes your work days a drag. While this monkey never would condone revenge, I do condone a great gag gift here or there!

Here's some simple ideas for homemade gag gifts you can give for Christmas, that I found while surfing the web...or you can pick up a cool gag gift here!

Hillbilly Potpourri - Mix the following into a small baggie: peanut shells beer tabs beer caps toothpicks spent shells - attach a clever tag or your own nutritional information label.

The Gingerbread Perfect Man - Bake up a Gingerbread man and decorate as you see fit. Attach a card or tag with it reading "The perfect man - quiet, sweet, and if he gives you trouble, you can bite his head off!!!"

Stress Relief Pills - Give a sheet of bubble wrap and a tag or card with these instructions: "Pop one pill every 4-6 hours or as needed".

The Home Excerciser - All that's needed is a block of wood. Include the instructions: "Place block in middle of floor. Walk around it twice. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times." - I think I may start marketing these via infomerical!

Personal Yard stick - A random stick you find out in the yard...Has many uses such as checking oil in the lawn mower, a toy to play catch with Fido, a fire-starter, or in the case of a boss or coworker you can include a card telling them where to...well you know :)



I think a popular but potentially-dangerous gift all year-round is the Flingshot Flying Monkey (seen above). You've probably heard a lot of people say "yeah when monkeys can fly" or "yea and monkeys might fly out of my butt". Well thanks to the Flingshot now they can!

Speaking of monkeys and butts, did you know they sell Anti Monkey Butt Powder??...I already like my butt, but the product claims its a special powder with calamine to absorb sweat, prevent irritated skin and chafing...Ideal for butt-busting activities! - We'll leave it at that! Happy holidays!

Monkey's recommended gag gifts

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Rent your own Party Animal!

As I was flipping through my latest Maxim magazine (the one with Bond girl Olga Kurylenko on the cover, see above), I noticed something interesting, and of course it relates to party animal monkeys! This Maxim contains a Holiday gift guide with all sorts of cool, techie, and neato gifts to give. A company called Animal Actors Sweet Sunshine will now rent out live monkeys for your partys. The company currently works to train and handle animals for various gigs including movies like Dr. Doolittle 3, Walmart commercials, Ralph Lauren ads, and even training that dog Meaty which was on the MTV show Rob & Big!

Animal Actors primarily rents out the services of the most intelligent dogs, talented cats and horses, but amongst their exotic animals are Buffalo, Lions, Tigers, Bears and Oh my...chimps too! They were a major part of the CHIMPS ARE HUMAN TOO - BBC SPECIAL.

If you're interested in renting your own party animal or learning about how to train your current pet to make money in movies, tv, commercials and more, stop by Animal-actors.com.

And no, this crazy inflated party animal is not available for rent....yet!

Now This is the Spirit of 2008 Halloween Costumes!

Hello crazy Monkey fans!...Halloween has come and gone, just a day ago...Ghouls, ghosts, ghoblins and min-Barack Obamas paraded around neighborhoods in search of sweet treats or scary tricks! Now in the AM, while this monkey scanned some of the morning talk shows and news programs I was very disappointed to see a general lack of Halloween spirit. As we all know Halloween is supposedly a day for the chiquitas to dress up sexy and scandalous and for monkeys to dress up just plain goofy and ridiculous! As you can see in the photo above, NBC did just that on their Today Show. On the left we have news girl Natalie Morales as the sexy Princess Leia from Star Wars...and on the right side is Al Roker as a gigantic, goofy Gingerbread man. Look at the expressions on both Darth Vader and the little kid in the right hand corner's faces...Pure looks of WTF?! directed at Mr. Roker. He definitely rocked that costume!

Also congrats to Princess Leia for having a new baby!! Does this mean we will be in store for a new installment of Star Wars soon? Is that the next Jedi Knight she's holding??



See above, Amy Robach and Meredith Veira also were in true Halloween spirit. Amy was the sexy fair maiden Rapunzel and Meredith was the not-so-sexy Pinnochio. Ok so not all female chiquita's costumes can be sexy! With her nose that length, we have to wonder which news stories she lied to us about!



And let's not forget Matt Lauer, the other male anchor on Today. He dressed up Humpty Dumpty and actually fell of a wall on the air!



Regis & Kelly were Vice-presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Kelly's dead on for that one, just like Tina Fey of SNL!



And in this final photo above, a big blue monster showed up to take Regis' place as co-host of the show with smokin' hot Kelly Ripa! What a lucky big blue monster indeed!

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Haunted Halloween!

2008 Political Humor & Election Tees!

This monkey's all ready to vote in a few weeks, as are many other Americans! It's great to engage in our civic duty and play a part in shaping the nation's future! While I won't reveal my party or who I'm voting for, I wanted to share some crazy, fun presidential stuff here!

You've all seen it, and if you haven't here it is...The media outlets have been havin' a field day with this one! Former SNL star and current 30 Rock Star, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL! You've gotta admit Fey's got Palin spot on!



The WWE was even involved in this election. Several months ago they had pre-recorded video messages from each of the presidential candidates shown to fans live. Hilary, Barack and McCain each made wrestling references such as McCain saying he'd send The Undertaker after Osama Bin Laden, and Barack asking "Do you smell what Barack is cookin??!" Classic stuff..even better, two immitators got into the ring for a good ol' fashioned one-on-one match. It was Barack vs. Hilary in the WWE ring! Check out footage here at YouTube! (Note to WWE: Barack's ears were slightly overdone!)


Also, in case you didn't know....




At Busted Tees they are offering two of their 2008 election tee's for just $12 now on sale! Pick up the one based on who you support or give them to friends! And don't forget to vote in the 2008 election!



Stop by and pick up some Hilarious shirts at BustedTees.com!

Get 2,000 Free Credits from Entrecard!

Hey friends, fans and blog people! Wanted to let you in on a secret that the wonderful site known as Entrecard is offering 2,000 free credits to anyone who talks about their new stuff! So here goes..

Entrecard is the site that gives that 125x125 box you see over on the top left side here at my blog..There's usually a different blog's picture each day, and when you click on that it takes you to a cool new blog to check out! So I've enjoyed using Entrecard here at Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey, and now they have added some cool new stuff on their site...

First off, they have a new feature to let people add multiple blogs on their account. So if you start a new blog, you can link it up with your other blog..This let's you give your newer blogs credits to spend so you can advertise and get some traffic! You can read more about the feature here at Entrecard's blog!

They also are giving everyone a free ebook about Entrecard. It gives you tips and tricks about using their system to its fullest! You can download the Entrecard ebook here.

Best of all, if anyone talks about the new add feature and the ebook on their blog, they get 2,000 free Entrecard credits! See how easy it is?

Credits are awarded on June 25th, 2008...

Act now for this limited time offer! And special thanks to the mastermind behind Entrecard named Graham!

Monkey's Meet The Strangers!

There's a great new romantic comedy debuting at the theaters in about a week or so, after all the hype dies down over that Indiana Jones stuff. Don't get me a wrong I'm a big fan of the Indy character, cuz he swings around with a whip, finds ancient artifacts and does cool action stunts. I'm not sure if Indy does his own stunts now though because of age factors, but there's another movie that's really got this monkey hyped up!

You may have seen ads for the new fun-filled flick called "The Strangers". As you can see above, I was originally cast to play the part of "Dollface Girl Stranger #2". However, the directors told me my head was just a bit too inflated for the part, and they went with another girl for the role. Don't worry though, there's high demand in Hollywood for Inflated Monkeys!

But I had the privilege of sitting down to talk to the Head Stranger, who we will call "Mike Stranger" or MS. Here's our brief interview about his work:

IM: I gotta say it's a pleasure to meet you, you have done some great work!
MS: Thank you Inflated Monkey, I take pride in terrorizing random homes in the woods.

IM: About the choice of masks, you're following in the footsteps of legends like Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Mike Meyers, the people from Scream, and the kid in the movie Mask. How did you choose this elaborate mask disguise?
MS: Well we went for what the budget could handle. A white pillow case that looks like a potato sack was perfect for the gig. Guys like Jason and Mike Meyers have spent a lot of money over the years because they have to keep re-buying their masks.

IM: And I'm sure your look is going to be the top costume for Halloween 2008!
MS: That's what we're hoping for, I've already lined up deals with various pillow case manufacturers, for a signature series. The suit and tie will be the next thing I sponsor.

IM: Final question, why did you choose to visit the home of the people you do in this particular movie?
MS: Because they were home.

IM: Thank you for your time, I look forward to the new flick and your future roles!
MS: Gotta run, I have homes to visit.

So folks, there you have it, as you can see Mike Stranger the lead in "The Strangers" is an all around great guy. I fully expect to see him in feature roles with Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Leo Dicaprio and other A-listers!

If you want to have further fun with the new flick, be sure to visit thestrangers.net, where you can experience the full effect of this movie and even send your friends postcards online! The movie debuts in theaters next Friday, so mark your calendars!

5 Websites this Monkey Swings On

This crazy inflated monkey wants to share with you a few of my favorite world wide web sites to swing around on. They not only can be fun to use or help you kill time, but some also give you cool stuff like prizes or money!

1) Cash Crate - This one's fun because they pay you money to do these survey things, answering questions about beer or jeans or makeup! Some of them take 10 minutes or less, others take a little longer..You can also sign up for special offers and get paid for that too! You keep getting money each month and then they mail you a check! Or you can choose to get prizes like Target and Best Buy gift cards or even game systems...Very fun, Very Rewarding!

Sign up for Cash Crate here!

2) Gather - This is just a fun little online community where everyone is gathered together. People can upload their cool stuff like articles they wrote, or images or videos. Then you can comment on them and rate them. You gain points here and can cash out for gift cards, donate to charity or even earn $$$$!

Sign up for Gather here!

3) Boomertowne - This one is for "Boomers"! They are a hip and cool generation of people. You sign up, add friends, check out news, sports, weather, finance articles, go in chat rooms, play trivia games, go on scavenger hunts and more! You get points even faster than the #3 site, and you can get stuff like Wine kits, Laptop cases and $250 Visa Gift Cards! There's also prizes awarded for various contests like $1000!

Check out Boomertowne here!

4) Linkshare - I use this one on the Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey blog. You become an affiliate at this site, and then can join all sorts of company's programs to make money! Like Apple iTunes or Walmart, and many, many more! It's great for blogs and websites because it's all sorts of companys who want to advertise their great products! So no matter what you blog about, they have something you can use and maybe make money with it!

Join the LinkShare Referral Program for free!

5)Twitter - This one's popular with some, while others say it's a waste of time. I think it's fun, because it asks "What are you doing?" and you can say whatever you want! Of course you only get 140 characters to say it, but it's fun! So if you just ate lunch, walked your dog, checked your garden, or wrote a blog post, tell the world on Twitter! It's also great for keeping in touch with family, friends and coworkers because you can send a message from your cell to Twitter to update people..Very powerful and fun!

Follow me on Twitter here!

There you have it friends, when I'm bored I use these 5 sites most with my time. I encourage you to check them all out... They can be fun, give you new ideas and best of all, give you prizes and money!

Did Myspace Say Karaoke?!?

Hey friends and fans..I saw a cool special announcement from Tom over at Myspace today. Myspace is now letting us show how great we can wreck, I mean sing our favorite songs by offering a karaoke feature! All you need is a microphone and your voice, then you can put whatever song you want to sing on your Myspace profile!

I'm not sure how well this will go over for those of us who have trouble in the singing department....But either way, I can't wait to get started....I'm trying to decide if I'd rather blurt out "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel, "Monkey Wrench" by Foo Fighters or "No Monkey" by Wally Wonder....hmmmmmm......

Get your Karaoke party and recording career started at Ksolo.myspace.com!

Everyone loves SPAM....right??!

No not the mystery meat SPAM, I mean all the funny, crazy and creative emails we all get on a daily basis, SPAM.... Some of you may get enough SPAM to cause acid reflux disease so you know what this can be like! Today I checked out lots of these emails I got all because they love me and want to give this crazy monkey free, cool stuff...

Here's some of my favorite SPAMS from today:

- u-Scoot: Your Scooter Store
- sweet mm Cutie expect truck detail?
- Lose Weight with ColonAid and Green Tea
- Ped egg - Now you can have clean smooth feet
- Permanently engrave anything you own!
- We are giving away HDTV's!
- Learn to live in dating harmony!
- INHERITANCE REMINDER
- Dumbo
- Account Notice: Payment due
- Your eBay listing for Mickey Mouse is confirmed!

Ok the last few are legit, and someone called me "Dumbo", but the rest seem ok?! I can't wait to get my cool engraved tattoo on my inflated self, then watch some HDTV before I ride my u-scooter over for my harmonious date with a sweet cutie...that's after I collect my inheritance and make my feet smooth and clean of course. It's a good day to be a crazy monkey!

Well, I'm jus' grindin man, so ya'll nevermind me!

PS: Good news is if you look up SPAM on Google, the #1 listing is for that mystery meat stuff!

Iron Man vs. Iron Monkey 2008

Iron Man looks super cool...he's a superguy in a fancy metal suit who flies and jumps around...he punches and blasts away stuff in his way or things that are attacking him. Very much like myself when I don my "Robo Monkey" suit pictured above, but this crazy monkey isn't nearly as violent. (I control my temper well)

Here's a bit more about the upcoming flick starring Mr. Robert Downey, Jr:

When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.

Also starring in this superhero action packed film are Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, Jeff Bridges and Samuel L. Jackson..

Sounds cool eh? I'm sure you've all seen the cool looking advertisements on TV where he's flying through the air, fighting another big robot guy and shooting a tank with a missile from his arm. I'm psyched for the new flick and hope my owners bring me to a theater on May 2nd..I'm also hoping Iron Man reads this and makes me his sidekick for the sequel (I wouldn't want to fight him!)

You can check out more about the movie here:

Visit Iron Man's Official Website!