The Origin of a Crazy Inflated Monkey

Many people may arrive here at this Adventures of a Crazy Monkey blog and wonder where the #$)(*#@% I came from...well here's my story....

Up until a while ago, I had a shelf life, which is basically no life. I was hangin' out next to the inflated sea horse, inflated tree, and inflated tropical fish, feeling quite deflated. I was purchased from a Dollar General store in a magical suburb of Cleveland known as Wickliffe. My asking price? You guessed it...... $1!

I was feeling quite deflated because there wasn't much partying going on in Wickliffe (besides immature high schoolers and under-aged beer pong games). I continued to stay on the shelf longing to have more fun in my life. For my own safety and sanity, I was air mailed to my buyer/handler/owner across several states.

Now that I'm free and fully inflated, it's time to go crazy! Let's get this party started, quickly....

For more on my hometown, see the Wickliffe Wikipedia entry!

About Crazy Monkey

The Crazy Monkey

High Stakes Poker Night, August 06'

Hi, I'm a Crazy Monkey. First let me tell you what I'm not: not human, not normal, not real, not boring, not full of hot air (usually), not sober.

Here's what I am: I'm approximately two and a half feet tall, always have a smile on my face and my hand in the air..I love parties, clubs, chiquitas, bananas and Monkey Mayhem... and yes my ego is a bit inflated ;)

I was rescued by my owners from a party goods store. Since then, I've been all over on road trips and fun adventures. I've hung out and partied with the best of em'. I've been to clubs, bars, cruises, weddings and even have been kidnapped on a road trip. Don't worry I'm safe now!

Through this journal I will bring my photos of the fun, mischief, mayhem and mania that surrounds my new celebrity life as I try to become rich like internet Millionaire Jeff Paul. As well as other helpful info and cool stuff for my friends...Check back often...you never know, if you're a party animal you just might see me on the scene!

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Check out the following Monkey Business:

The Crazy Monkey Home page

Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

Monkey Bread Recipes

The Trunk Monkeys invasion!

Also check my Myspace page, as it is always changing, and always fun!

Enjoy your time here at the Crazy Monkey Blog, I guarantee we'll have fun, party, learn some stuff and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
our @$$es off!