Saturday, December 17, 2011

2011 Corona Commercial Girl in Black Bikini & Business Suit


Hey crazy monkeys, I'm back again!  I dunno if you've seen it, but I recently caught one crazy, sexy Corona commercial this 2011!  It features a hot latina girl in a business suit which transforms into a black bikini after she gets a Corona Extra beer!  Here's a closer, detailed look at what I'm talking about, or you can scroll down to the YouTube video to watch it!





















As you can see above, the camera gives us a glimpse of her booty and it certainly is ample!  So now people are wondering who is the sexy Corona commercial girl with the business suit and black bikini?  After hanging out on my favorite video site, YouTube, I found all the answers we need!

The commercial is called the Corona "Extra Commuters" commercial and the hot chiquita is named Diana Garcia.  Basically the idea is that having a Corona beer after rwork will transport you to a relaxing beach scene where you can enjoy the sun and waves.  You can watch it below to see what I'm talking about.  It seems nobody cares too much about the other people in the ad, which might be true.  I'd party with them all, but I can see just myself, a crazy monkey enjoying that bucket of Corona Extras on a beach with Diana Garcia in her black bikini.  Party on folks!

Diana's on Twitter here if you wanna stalk her follow her tweet updates!

Enjoy the Corona "Extra Commuters" ad below featuring Diana Garcia, her booty, and some other people hanging out at the beach!

What do you think of Diana and the Corona 2011 commercial?  Prefer the business suit or black bikini look on her?  Feel free to comment below about your thoughts on these important matters! :)

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Babes of Current TV Infomercials

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(I think they're talkin' bout the tomatoes!!^^)

See your favorite sexy hot pics and images now!

Today I want to take a look at some of the current Babes of TV Infomercials (BOTI) or "As Seen on TV Hotties Monkey Adores" (ASTHMA). You know the girls who use the whole "sex sells" concept to help pitch products. I'm sure you've seen the current TV infomercial ads on late night television or early morning TV which sell things like Chuck Norris or Tony Little fitness products like the Gazelle? Or you've seen those continually repeating advertisements for Snuggies or Debut reduction... Or maybe you've seen those products that claim there's some shortcuts to internet millions? Most of these recent infomercial ads rely on having hot hostesses or spokesmodels who lure buyers into buying. That's the beauty of these infomercial ads, and why this crazy monkey loves them (well some of them).

Let's take a look at my favorite infomercial babes and as seen on TV hotties:

1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV hostess

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(SLTV hostess & bikini model, VDR)

(See more hot and sexy pics!)

This one's a no brainer for me. Miss Victoria Del Rosal (aka Angie Del Rosal) currently serves as a hot latina hostess on SLTV (Shop Latino TV) or (Sexy Latina TV). She's modeled for Nissan, been in Puerto Vallarta Maxim and knows how to host and sell with the best of em on TV! I've already professed my love for her here at this blog countless times, because her sexyness is really what gets people buying silly products like the Shape Changer Bras, Air Climbers, Hair stylers, or Ab Rockers. All you need is Victoria in a tight, sexy outfit, and the product starts flying off the shelves at SLTV! She's a hot hostess with the mostest. Victoria Del Rosal, Angie, whatever you go by... call me. ;)



2)The Jeff Paul Girls

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The Jeff Paul Shortcuts to Internet Millions product features several beauties depending on which version of the infomercial you watch. In its earlier days, this ad for an easy way to make money online featured two busty babes named Tina Milano and Kelly Britz. One was blonde, the other brunette, just in case you needed help identifying that. The two hotties discussed how easy it was to set up their own email and just make money online..jiggle jiggle. The hypnotic effect was quite clever and people bought in while the sight of breasts mesmerized them.

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(New Jeff Paul girls: Carmen Palumbo & Stacey Hayes)

Fast forward to present day and we have two even more beautiful Jeff Paul Girls, again a brunette and a blond. In the newest commercial which is set in a lavish luxury resort mansion setting, Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes have become the next generation of Jeff Paul Girls. You may recognize Stacey as the hot co-host on the TV game show, Lingo with Chuck Woolrey.



3) Women of The FIRM

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What's better than sexy women, hot housewives and cute young coeds in tight spandex, shorts and leggings doing high intensity aerobics, stretches, yoga positions and sweating while they do workouts? Not much I can think of! The FIRM fitness workouts product has been around for decades (started in 1979) in its infomercials featuring a bevvy of beauties controlling the tempo of housewives looking to shed pounds all around the nation. Some of the hot hosts and instructors have included Tracie Long, Ally Del Rio, Allison Davis, and even Nancy Butts! These workouts by The FIRM still get me sweating to this day! Trust me if you're not firm after watching these Firm ladies do their thing, then you deserve your money (and/or time) back!

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(This monkey is a Firm believer!)


4)Darla Haun - Infomercial Superstar

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(Wanna see Darla Haun nude?)

Darla, Darla, Darla! This mega-infomercial star has also been a movie star! She's been in as seen on tv gigs for everything from Ab Supreme to Mr. T's food making product to Slim 'N Lift: Jaynie Roberts' True Shape. She's mingled with Mr. T and Greg Brady in infomercials, making her one of the most famous of as seen on television celebs. Darla's perhaps most famous for helping pitch Tony Little's Gazelle fitness machine. You can check out a really old school video from the 90's of Tony hopping on the Gazelle behind Darla to demonstrate, um how it works... You can pick a Tony Little Gazelle up used or new at eBay to start getting yourself in shape while watching Darla do her thing on the infomercials!


5) Nancy Valen - Babewatch to Instyler


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(Nancy Valen naked pics please?)

Nancy Valen used to don the hot red one piece Baywatch lifeguard uniform as Samantha Thomas in 13 episodes (1989-1997), and she also put on a nurse uniform to check the temperature of an illness-faking Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell. After growing up and retiring from those gigs Nancy's moved on (According to her IMDB entry she's married and Celebrity Sleuth magazine says she measures at 34-24-35 - Zach really lost out!). Now this hot chiquita helps sell a helpful hair product known as the Instyler.

I've yet to try the inStyler on myself as I'm afraid it would melt my cute plastic self. But apparently you can use it to match Michelle Obama's hairstyle. Anyways, back to Nancy Valen, she has also appeared in infomercials with that Kevin Trudeau guy who I hear has been in some hot water over false claims and info he's put out in his infomercials. Nonetheless, if you catch Nancy on TV you'll see her radiating beauty and hotness without even holding an inStyler hair thingamajig!

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There you have it folks, these are the hottest of the hot from those tv ads pitching products you wind up selling or buying at someone's yard sale...I'm sure there's plenty more sexy babes in infomercials or chicks from as seen on TV advertisements.

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(Behold the Rosetta Stones)

Honorable mention also goes to the Rosetta Stone babe - Lesley Ann Machado - who makes some brief appearances in ads here or there (check out her Myspace here). You'll also notice I've left off the "Girls Gone Wild" because quite honestly there's just so many of them and they've only achieved 15 seconds of fame each!

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

iMonkey likes iJustine :)


(Hey monkey I've been thinkin bout ya!)

Hey pals..have you heard of iJustine yet? She's a super hot internet celebrity who loves tech, and this crazy monkey's latest crush (don't tell Victoria - she finally added me on Facebook)! iJustine is a tech geek chic who video blogs about everything from the iPhone to Twitter to Steve Jobs. She shoots her videos in her kitchen, supports charitable causes such as this one, and was sweet enough to bring cupcakes to Twitter!

So back to me and my future wife, we both like technology, we both like to party, we both like bikinis (well not wearing them for me!) We're both bigtime celebrities here on the internet, and it's cool that we both start our name with "i" too. i think iMonkey and iJustine have a lot in common! We could name our first born, iJunky :)

Friends don't tell iJustine that iLike her yet! But you can follow her on Twitter and see her blog "TastyBlogSnack" here!

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Binoculars NASCAR Nikon Here!

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If you're a big fan of NASCAR racing like this crazy monkey and heading to an event, you'll definitely want the
Binoculars Nascar Nikon. The 10x25 binocular specs allow you to catch all the action down on the track, in the stands, and in the pits! Check out the drivers, their pit crew and the girls or guys in the stands! Super sharp and lightweight, they are perfect for taking to the race!

Not only great for viewing NASCAR or other racing but other events as well, such as the Opera or Theater, Concerts, Broadway shows, a beach full of bikinis, or just using out and about, wherever you are! (Note: Follows the laws of your state, no peeping Tom's or Harry's!)

The Binoculars Nascar Nikon are normally found here at Amazon.com, but are out of stock right now. Another option is to check out eBay auctions for these binoculars.

Here's one listing at eBay for a pair of the binoculars:

Nascar Nikon Binoculars at eBay!

Or try here for a general eBay search of the Nascar binoculars

Hope you can find yourself a pair of these hand binoculars and enjoy the NASCAR races! If you're looking for tickets to NASCAR check out NASCAR and Motorsports Tickets
at StubHub.com!

Electronics on Rollback at Walmart.com!!!

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Invasion of the Trunk Monkeys!

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Uh oh....Here comes the Trunk Monkeys! What is a Trunk Monkey you ask ? It's a friend of the Crazy inflated monkey, only it inhabits the trunks of Subarus! Trust me everyone should have this feature built into their rides these days. Simply push a button and the Trunk monkey appears ready to help with the weight transfer on your rear wheels. It was originally developed for the Impreza, WRX, Forester and Legacy, but is expanding to other platforms. Not only that, there's Trunk Monkey fan clubs as welll as T-shirts and other merchandise available!

Go to Trunkmoney.com to watch the hilarious advertisements!

(Note: Hot bikini model not included with trunk or monkey!)




More Monkey Business:

Monkey & Meez

Make Monkey Bread

See Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

Home of Crazy Monkey

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

A Crazy Monkey at the Beach



Friends, I gotta tell you there's plenty of craazy monkeys out there! I was recently surfing online checking up on my monkey friends and family and came across a rather revealing YouTube video of a monkey. I hope this crazy monkey realizes what he's done with an innocent sand sculpture!

Check out this video of a crazy monkey at the beach!

PS: Don't worry this crazy monkey prefers to float in the ocean and swim with the bikini babes when I hit the beaches!

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Celebs, Bikinis & a Crazy Monkey!

Here it is Myspace friends..My personal photos with some of the hottest celebrities today, in their bikinis! Enjoy!




Your friend,
Crazy Monkey

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