Audra is Hot from P90X Ab Ripper X & Yoga!

Hello crazy monkeys, it's been a while!  That's because I've been busy doing the P90X workout DVD's for a few months now.  Notice I said "doing," so that doesn't mean working out!  However, that's not the point here, it's to share with you Audra, hot P90X Ab Ripper X chiquita!

Have you noticed Audra before?  How can't you?!  She's the hot chick on the P90X workout Ab Ripper X and Yoga workouts.  Wow, that is one cute and sexy chiquita huh?  She certainly has her flexibility down in the Yoga poses.  Her ab workouts are done very well too.  Tony Horton really doesn't have to correct her form, but he goes to check on her every so often.  I would too if I were running that silly little show!

Of course watching the hot Audra (I don't know her last name) working out is a tough routine as it is.  If I were actually doing the exercises it might be tougher for this crazy monkey.  However, simply lifting my remote and hitting pause every now and then isn't as strenuous as I thought!  Audra is so motivating!

So I just wanted to share a few screenshots of the sexy Audra from P90X Ab Ripper X here.  Hope all you crazies enjoy!  Feel free to tell me in the comments below, do you prefer Audra, Shawna, Dreya, Sophia, or one of the other P90X workout babes more?  Thanks and hope you're all doing well!

She certainly has some impressive form!  Audra is an inspiration to all of us who aspire to workout some day so we can look good for good looking chiquitas!

By the way, it looks like this might be Audra's fitness test before and after results here.  She certainly has come a long way doing this workout, maybe I need to give it a try!

Zuzana Fitness Video - Hot Workout on YouTube!

(Zuzana will get your booty in shape on YouTube!)

Wow I've been MIA here since October 2009, so I figured I should check in. The weather's getting nicer, so that means it's time to get those bikini beach bods ready...Enter Charlie James.

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Don't worry, this isn't anything to do with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Instead this is YouTube hottie Charlie James, a foreign fitness hottie that this crazy monkey has enjoyed watching on YouTube. Isn't it great how YouTube creates new stars, like that Fred Figglehorny dude who's getting his own TV movie with John Cena as his dad?

Anyways, you'll see why Charlie James aka Zuzana gets so many darn views on YouTube. The name Zuzana sounds kinda like one of those mystic old gypsy psychics you see at the carnival, but she's really not like that! :) She puts it all out there and really sweats so that her fans can learn how to get in shape! Zuzana has a sexy accent to go with the fit body too...

In the video below she uses all sorts of fitness equipment and positions to work her body, including a Kettle bell and dip station. Enjoy!

Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume 2009

(Miss Kelly Kapowski, Bayside babe)

Hey ladies!...are you looking for one of the most original, creative, sexy Halloween costumes for this coming October 31st? Why not go sexy-retro with everyone's favorite, pretty Bayside cheerleader, the Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume! Kelly (played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) was the hot brunette girl from the always popular Saved by the Bell series shot on location at Bayside High, who all the guys drooled or schemed over. Zack Morris was her main squeeze for quite some time even during the College years and beyond. She was a cheerleader, swimsuit model, and all around sweetheart who dressed in as sexy, preppy sorta way for the times.


(Kelly's one piece lifeguard swimsuit from Mr. Carosi's resort)
So how do you create this Kelly Kapowski costume? Well ladies you could go several ways with this one. Kelly was a swimsuit model, and at one time a lifeguard during summer break at Mr. Carosi's beach resort. On those episodes she donned the green Baywatch-style one piece suit. That might get a little cold, so consider going with a Kelly Kapowski retro late 80's - early 90's fashion look (the jean jacket, pink turtleneck shirt and short denim skirt), or go as Kelly Kapowski, sexy Bayside cheerleader! Gooooo Tigers!


(Old School Bayside Cheerleader)


(Sexy New School Bayside Cheerleader)

Need more inspiration? See the Kelly Kapowski Bayside cheerleading highlight video here! Can you believe they had cheerleaders for the chess team? Bayside must be everyone's dream school!

While this crazy monkey couldn't locate a replica Kelly Kapowski cheerleader costume, you could go with this Bayside Cheerleading T-Shirt instead or the Zack Morris & Kelly Kapowski costume tees available at Amazon.com!



As you'll see in the images, there's two varieties of the Bayside Cheerleading uniform. There was the older, traditional skirt with maroon polo shirt, and then more updated, sexier half shirt which showed the midriff, as well as shorter skirt. You could easily design these with the right clothing items and fabrics for the various letters. Get a friend or relative to help sew or build it, and you'll be a sexy Kelly Kapowski cheerleader clone! Find a guy who wants to go with the Zack Morris Halloween costume and you're one hot couple!


(Kelly has really grown up since her Bayside days!)

See more sexy Kelly Kapowski/Tiffani-Amber Thiessen pics!

Babes of Current TV Infomercials

(I think they're talkin' bout the tomatoes!!^^)

See your favorite sexy hot pics and images now!

Today I want to take a look at some of the current Babes of TV Infomercials (BOTI) or "As Seen on TV Hotties Monkey Adores" (ASTHMA). You know the girls who use the whole "sex sells" concept to help pitch products. I'm sure you've seen the current TV infomercial ads on late night television or early morning TV which sell things like Chuck Norris or Tony Little fitness products like the Gazelle? Or you've seen those continually repeating advertisements for Snuggies or Debut reduction... Or maybe you've seen those products that claim there's some shortcuts to internet millions? Most of these recent infomercial ads rely on having hot hostesses or spokesmodels who lure buyers into buying. That's the beauty of these infomercial ads, and why this crazy monkey loves them (well some of them).

Let's take a look at my favorite infomercial babes and as seen on TV hotties:

1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV hostess

(SLTV hostess & bikini model, VDR)

(See more hot and sexy pics!)

This one's a no brainer for me. Miss Victoria Del Rosal (aka Angie Del Rosal) currently serves as a hot latina hostess on SLTV (Shop Latino TV) or (Sexy Latina TV). She's modeled for Nissan, been in Puerto Vallarta Maxim and knows how to host and sell with the best of em on TV! I've already professed my love for her here at this blog countless times, because her sexyness is really what gets people buying silly products like the Shape Changer Bras, Air Climbers, Hair stylers, or Ab Rockers. All you need is Victoria in a tight, sexy outfit, and the product starts flying off the shelves at SLTV! She's a hot hostess with the mostest. Victoria Del Rosal, Angie, whatever you go by... call me. ;)

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2)The Jeff Paul Girls

The Jeff Paul Shortcuts to Internet Millions product features several beauties depending on which version of the infomercial you watch. In its earlier days, this ad for an easy way to make money online featured two busty babes named Tina Milano and Kelly Britz. One was blonde, the other brunette, just in case you needed help identifying that. The two hotties discussed how easy it was to set up their own email and just make money online..jiggle jiggle. The hypnotic effect was quite clever and people bought in while the sight of breasts mesmerized them.


(New Jeff Paul girls: Carmen Palumbo & Stacey Hayes)

Fast forward to present day and we have two even more beautiful Jeff Paul Girls, again a brunette and a blond. In the newest commercial which is set in a lavish luxury resort mansion setting, Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes have become the next generation of Jeff Paul Girls. You may recognize Stacey as the hot co-host on the TV game show, Lingo with Chuck Woolrey.

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3) Women of The FIRM

What's better than sexy women, hot housewives and cute young coeds in tight spandex, shorts and leggings doing high intensity aerobics, stretches, yoga positions and sweating while they do workouts? Not much I can think of! The FIRM fitness workouts product has been around for decades (started in 1979) in its infomercials featuring a bevvy of beauties controlling the tempo of housewives looking to shed pounds all around the nation. Some of the hot hosts and instructors have included Tracie Long, Ally Del Rio, Allison Davis, and even Nancy Butts! These workouts by The FIRM still get me sweating to this day! Trust me if you're not firm after watching these Firm ladies do their thing, then you deserve your money (and/or time) back!


(This monkey is a Firm believer!)

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4)Darla Haun - Infomercial Superstar

(Wanna see Darla Haun nude?)

Darla, Darla, Darla! This mega-infomercial star has also been a movie star! She's been in as seen on tv gigs for everything from Ab Supreme to Mr. T's food making product to Slim 'N Lift: Jaynie Roberts' True Shape. She's mingled with Mr. T and Greg Brady in infomercials, making her one of the most famous of as seen on television celebs. Darla's perhaps most famous for helping pitch Tony Little's Gazelle fitness machine. You can check out a really old school video from the 90's of Tony hopping on the Gazelle behind Darla to demonstrate, um how it works... You can pick a Tony Little Gazelle up used or new at eBay to start getting yourself in shape while watching Darla do her thing on the infomercials!

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5) Nancy Valen - Babewatch to Instyler

(Nancy Valen naked pics please?)

Nancy Valen used to don the hot red one piece Baywatch lifeguard uniform as Samantha Thomas in 13 episodes (1989-1997), and she also put on a nurse uniform to check the temperature of an illness-faking Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell. After growing up and retiring from those gigs Nancy's moved on (According to her IMDB entry she's married and Celebrity Sleuth magazine says she measures at 34-24-35 - Zach really lost out!). Now this hot chiquita helps sell a helpful hair product known as the Instyler.

I've yet to try the inStyler on myself as I'm afraid it would melt my cute plastic self. But apparently you can use it to match Michelle Obama's hairstyle. Anyways, back to Nancy Valen, she has also appeared in infomercials with that Kevin Trudeau guy who I hear has been in some hot water over false claims and info he's put out in his infomercials. Nonetheless, if you catch Nancy on TV you'll see her radiating beauty and hotness without even holding an inStyler hair thingamajig!



There you have it folks, these are the hottest of the hot from those tv ads pitching products you wind up selling or buying at someone's yard sale...I'm sure there's plenty more sexy babes in infomercials or chicks from as seen on TV advertisements.


(Behold the Rosetta Stones)

Honorable mention also goes to the Rosetta Stone babe - Lesley Ann Machado - who makes some brief appearances in ads here or there (check out her Myspace here). You'll also notice I've left off the "Girls Gone Wild" because quite honestly there's just so many of them and they've only achieved 15 seconds of fame each!

Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Hottest Blond Bombshell Babes!

(Miss Stra-hotski scorches up the list!)

So many blonds so little time. This crazy monkey already shared with you his list of Sexiest Latinas on the Planet, which Miss Victoria del Rosal won hands down! So now here's my list of my favorite blond bombshell babes as of 2009. These girls mostly come from movies, television, wrestling and music world. WARNING: these chicas may cause your screen to go into meltdown mode!!

10) Britney Spears (music)
9) Stacey Keibler (former WWE Diva)
8) Torrie Wilson (former WWE Diva)
7) Kelly Kelly (current WWE Diva)
6) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
5) Hayden Panettiere (Heroes)
4) Carrie Underwood (Musician)
3) Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
2) Elisha Cuthbert (Movies)
1) Scarlett Johansson (Movies)

It's a tough choice at #10, but this monkey still loves Britney. She's rocked the schoolgirl uniform, the flight attendant get up, even the snake, keeping her on the list! At the 9-7 spots I've selected three girls who like it rough, the hot blondes from the WWE Divas! If you watch Heroes you're already familiar with both Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and Hayden Pannetierre, who's also featured in the music video above.

You'll also need to pay attention to my #3 spot. Miss Strahovski could easily bump Scarlett and Elisha out of that top spot, because she is scorchin' hot on NBC's Chuck...She's not afraid to handle a gun, get dressed up in costume and work on dangerous missions.. Srahovski's even been in 3-D! Believe it or not she's an Aussie lass from the land down under! According to an interview, she got the job for Chuck just 3 days after arriving to the USA. Yvonne, since you're reading my blog daily, let's do lunch and some espionage on the side!

Disclaimer: This list is subject to change at Monkey's crazy discretion!

iMonkey likes iJustine :)

(Hey monkey I've been thinkin bout ya!)

Hey pals..have you heard of iJustine yet? She's a super hot internet celebrity who loves tech, and this crazy monkey's latest crush (don't tell Victoria - she finally added me on Facebook)! iJustine is a tech geek chic who video blogs about everything from the iPhone to Twitter to Steve Jobs. She shoots her videos in her kitchen, supports charitable causes such as this one, and was sweet enough to bring cupcakes to Twitter!

So back to me and my future wife, we both like technology, we both like to party, we both like bikinis (well not wearing them for me!) We're both bigtime celebrities here on the internet, and it's cool that we both start our name with "i" too. i think iMonkey and iJustine have a lot in common! We could name our first born, iJunky :)

Friends don't tell iJustine that iLike her yet! But you can follow her on Twitter and see her blog "TastyBlogSnack" here!

The Day the Earth Stood Still on Facebook

So I was minding my own monkey bizness just a day after Valentine's day and all of a sudden a mysterious email announcement popped up. It was my main squeeze (or so I thought), Miss Victoria Del Rosal. You know the girl who came in at #1 on Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latina Babes list? Check it out...


(The message from Miss Del Rosal, sent February 15, 2009)

You can imagine my disappointment, shock and utter confusion here folks...Either Victoria has suffered amnesia, or she has truly forgotten my sexy inflated self! She still has yet to add me to her Facebook friends, possibly to keep our relationship secret from prying media hounds... Nonetheless, this monkey will continue to support the sexy Victoria Del Rosal and anything she may be selling on the SLTV channel, but no I will not wear the shape changer bra!

Meet Olga, the Girl of My Dreams...

Many of you know I recently joined the free fishy dating site, but it's been tough fishing weather so far....I've had to throw some back and some are just plain sharks in the water...But believe it or not, I met the girl of my dreams during a commercial break the other night! It's amazing how you can have love at first sight through your TV set, and we haven't even made the switch to digital yet!

So here she is, feast your eyes on her...but hands off fellas..this is Monkey's best friend..



Isn't she wonderful? Not only does she approve of strip tease, my hairy back, fat lil' tummy and doing whatever I want, but she supports Jim Beam! Now that's my kinda party girl!

Yvonne Strahovski in 3-D!

(Click above for a preview of Chuck 3-D!)

What a Superbowl Sunday huh??! Last night this crazy monkey party animal enjoyed chicken wings, potato skins, some cold brews and a side of great NFL football! The Steelers won it, but the Arizona Cardinals sure put up quite an effort as well making it one exciting game! Superbowl 43 was full of great plays, surprises, drama, penalties and Madden-isms. In fact this year the game itself may have outdone the commercials...That's not to say the commercials sucked completely...Careerbuilder, Monster.com, Budweiser and even GoDaddy had some pretty creative and hot ads!

The 3-D ads after the 2nd quarter..not so hot. These were a bit of a letdown for this monkey because I just wasn't seeing much WOW factor in them. The Monsters vs. Aliens movie preview had a few pop-out-of-the screen moments. The Sobe lizards with NFL players was overall a better ad with the 3-D.



(Don't worry, they're 3-D glasses not X-Ray..)

See sexy Yvonne Strahovski pics!

But the 3-D looks to be getting better Monday night! That's right, NBC's Chuck will be fully in 3-D so don't "chuck" your glasses just yet friends! And to make it even hotter, my girlfriend Miss Yvonne Strahovski will be appearing in 3-D...Now this mega-babe looks good whether she's in 1-D, 2-D, 3-D or any other format...So Monday night, this monkey will be glued to NBC's Must See TV, Chuck featuring Yvonne Stra-Hotski! Congrats to the Steeler folks and enjoy the 3-D spectactular that is coming!

How to Fish for Dates Online...

(My official Plenty o' fish dating profile!)

The other day I took the plunge and joined this free dating site called Plenty of Fish aka plentyoffish.com! It's cool because it's free, you can take a little personality quiz to determine your psychotic tendencies and then they match you up with hot women who are looking for dates! It's amazing how many wild blonde and brunette chiquitas they have matched me with just on Day 1 because of my party animal nature! Once they go inflated monkey they never go back!

Once you sign up you can upload a picture of choice (notice I chose my sexiest one). Then they require you to fill out a profile of your interests and hobbies plus what your ideal first date is...I tried to make mine interesting without lying too much...I embellished on my salary a bit, but Hollywood women tend to like guys with $$$!

If you're feeling crazy like me and are single or a swinger, head over to Plentyoffish.com and sign yourself up. Beware of stalkers, psychos and crazies..but you just may find a diamond in the ruff!

(PS it only makes me slightly nervous that there is a guy with a loaded rifle hunting ducks staked out next to my picture on a dating site!)

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 Muy Caliente Latina!

(Fast woman/crazy monkey - Victoria gives me a ride home in her Nissan)

Sexy nude pics at Mr. Skin!

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas" list. Miss Del Rosal just edges out Eva Mendes who was #1 on the Askmen.com Top 99 Women of 2009. While Eva is definitely a hot Latina, Victoria has a special place with this crazy monkey due to her many talents. In case you've never heard of Miss Victoria Del Rosal she currently is a host on SLTV (Shop Latino TV), and is also a bikini car model. So basically she sells stuff, speaks Spanish, models and looks caliente doing it all! And nothing's sexier than a woman who's able to gain my interest in trendy "as seen on TV" products like: the "Air Climber", "Shape Changer Bra" and "Biolustre" hair care!

Note to SLTV Web crew: Victoria Del Rosal is missing from the SLTV Celebrities page!

(PS: Victoria when you read this, accept my humble Facebook friend request already since we did the photo shoot and all that other fun stuff! ;)



Check out Victoria Del Rosal's hot Nissan photo shoot out here.

Here's the rest of the "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List":

10)Shakira - Hips don't lie, nor does the rest of her! :)
9) Paula Rubio - Looked caliente on MTV Cribs, so Paula Y Yo Sigo Aquí!
8) Jennifer Lopez - Loved her for the longest time, til she got with Diddy, Affleck & Marc Antony!
7) Penelope Cruz - The kind of Latina who isn't afraid to help with the Blow.
6) Selma Hayek - Ay Yi Yi, Selma's very Spanish fly!
5) Dania Ramirez - Sexy NBC Heroes star who has the power to give off heatwaves and melt men in their tracks.
4) Constance Marie - Everybody loves Angie Lopez!
3) Eve Torres - Professional WWE Diva..No that's not an oxymoron!
2) Eva Mendes - Drop dead gorgeous star of the Spirit & The Women (for women).
1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV super hot hostess who slices, dices and sells Shape Changer Bras.

Eva Mendes is the Hottest in the Land!

(Mendes makes this monkey go gaga!)

Good news monkey friends and fans...one of my all-time favorite chiquitas, Eva Mendes = Askmen.com's Top Woman for 2009! She outranked 98 other femme fatales to take the prize as hottest around. Here's their exact words...

According to AskMen.com:

“You can’t take your eyes off her.” For every cliché, there is an example that makes it true, and for this one it’s quintessential girlie-girl and diosa latina Eva Mendes. From head to toe, her beauty is unique, dramatic and urgent. When on-screen, she doesn’t need to do much before we’ve willingly handed over to her our complete and devoted attention, to the exclusion of the rest of the world.

In short, the more of her we see, the more we want. It’s no surprise, then, that Eva Mendes is the Most Desirable Woman in the World.

Eva Mendes shows some skin!

This monkey agrees! Miss Mendes was of course one of the co-stars in the gritty superhero graphic novel movie "The Spirit", literally playing a woman whose husbands "dropped dead" over her...Now while Eva is a bona fide drop-dead gorgeous Latina chick, she ranks #2 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List"..Find out who made #1 and the rest of the list, coming soon...

See AskMen.com's Top 99 Women for 2009 list here!

Miss Meghan McCain has a Blog!

I'm really gonna miss seeing McCain (the one pictured)...The way it's looking for the 2008 Presidential election, Senator John McCain may lose by a landslide to Senator Barack Obama. It will be a sad day for McCain & Palin as they accept defeat, but an even sadder day for this monkey and plenty of others! You see McCain has a 20-something daughter named Meghan. She's not only an extremely-fine chiquita, but she also blogs about cool stuff!

Over at her blog, Meghan has talked about everything she can during her dad's exhausting campaigning. It's not just a bunch of political mumbo jumbo either or how cool college life can be. Her blog is full of pics from the various campaign stops, and even includes her songs of the day! The songs are from her personal iPod playlists for different events or experiences. Today's song is "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler. She plans to have a final election day playlist too.. Meghan's blog basically shows how she has a rockstar lifestyle now, as she even met the wife of one of the Ramones! I highly recommend you check her blog out if you want to keep up with this fine chiquita and all she's up to after the election!

See Meghan McCain's Blogette Playlists

See Meghan McCain's personal blog - McCainBlogette.com

(Note: Meghan please start campaigning for Maxim in 2008-09!)