Arctic Monkeys Lyrics - Teddy Picker

My good friends, the Arctic Monkeys prefer it a bit on the cool side, with their music and climate preference. This crazy monkey loves to stay warm, but I still enjoy their work. In case you're wondering Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys, they are a musical group with some great tunes! Without further ado..here's Arctic Monkey Lyrics for their great song "Teddy Picker"!

Teddy Picker
by Arctic Monkeys

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
The punchline before they have told the joke.
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen,
Staring at the television screen.

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
You to tell the f---ng punchline before you have told the joke.
But sorry sunshine it doesn't exist,
It wasn't in the top 100 list.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
like a fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after...

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.

Assuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you?

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