Music Lyrics - Monkey Suit by MF Doom

(Who's this masked man??)

Have no fear Monkey is still here! I've been a busy inflated monkey lately, and about to get busier! I have a few trips planned in the coming weeks, so I'm going to be bringing you some new pictures of my adventures!

In the meantime, it's almost Halloween..You can check out some Sexy Halloween Costumes here for yourself! Also, I have provided you lyrics from one of my favorite rap stars. His name is MF Doom, and appropriately he wears a scary mask! Even cooler, his song is called "Monkey Suit". I never wear suits, and hope I'm never made into one, but keep rockin Doom!

Monkey Suit Lyrics by MF Doom

Villain'll hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin
No tellin, slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin"
DOOM- all capitals, no trick spellin
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
(Woopwoosh!) Fresh witty city skits
When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch t*tty fits
Told them call the cops, just don't hold your breath for the ball to drop
Better yet, hold on to your halter top
Kept reppin, steppin in hotta
Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
Surviver of a live crew, not out to jive you
It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
Wylin', get me every red penny
Sold a lonely only child a imaginary enemy
When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He's the broke host this is like his own quiz show
This go out to all my brothers doin long bids and sisters
Who got brothers bein fathers to the wrong kids
Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
Won't find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he'll be off the heezy soon
Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
In participating places tip your waitress'
A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
Won't be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
Chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig

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Fools Garden Lemon Tree Lyrics

In honor of my recent gardening project, here's some music lyrics for the fun and fruity tune called "Lemon Tree" by the group Fools Garden. It's off their album "Dish of the Day". I thought about planting a lemon tree and a banana tree, but instead I went with the more conventional vegetable garden. Ok, enough about me and my Crazy Monkey garden, here's the Fool's Garden...

Lemon Tree
By: Fool's Garden
Album: Dish of the Day

I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I'm driving around in my car
I'm driving too fast
I'm driving too far
I'd like to change my point of view
I feel so lonely
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree

I'm sitting here
I miss the power
I'd like to go out taking a shower
But there's a heavy cloud inside my head
I feel so tired
Put myself into bed
Well, nothing ever happens and I wonder

Isolation is not good for me
Isolation I don't want to sit on the lemon-tree

I'm steppin' around in the desert of joy
Baby anyhow I'll get another toy
And everything will happen and you wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
And I wonder, wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see, and all that I can see, and all that I can see
Is just a yellow lemon-tree

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Wally Warning No Monkey Lyrics

This crazy monkey isn't sure whether to call Wally Warning a friend or foe after hearing his hit song No Monkey. My all-time favorite jam of course is Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey, so I won't complain about this Wall Warning song.. This Monkey surely won't bring you down friends, but I like the track and its mellow concept. Without further ado, I present to you Wally Warning's No Monkey lyrics...

No Monkey by Wally Warning

Me don't want no monkey to stop my show..
Me don't want no monkey to bring me down..
Me don't want no monkey to stop my show..
Me don't want no monkey to make me frown..
Look at how the people them are having fun..
Look at how the people are jumping around..
Ring-ding-a-ding me want to do my thing..
Ring-ding-a-ding people come and swing..

Music is my power, music is my life..
Me don't want no monkey come give me advice..
Music is my pleasure, me don't want no pressure..
With jahjah-guidance I will survive..
Look at how the bassman pushing the bass..
Look at how the drummer tight on the case..
Ring-ding-a-ding music is my thing..
Ring-ding-a-ding oh what joy it brings..

No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, ...

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More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Shock the Monkey lyrics by Peter Gabriel

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters Lyrics

One of the most useful tools around is the very valuable monkey wrench. It can be used so many ways to screw up someone's efforts. This crazy monkey has several of these wrenches on hand for repairs, or other crazy fun! I also enjoy the rock band, Foo Fighters and their song which talks all about it! Here's the lyrics for Monkey Wrench and where to find it!

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Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters

What have we done with innocence
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent Resident
Wasting another night on planning my revenge...

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
One more indecent accident,
I'd rather leave than suffer this.
I'll never be your monkey wrench.

All this time to make amends.
What do you do when all your enemies are friends.
Now and then I'll try to bend,
Under pressure wind up snapping in the end.

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
One more indecent accident.
I'd rather leave than suffer this,
I'll never be your monkey wrench.

Temper
Temper
Temper

One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more than I could fit
Into my head I still remember every single word
You said and all the shit that somehow came along with it
Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was
Always caged and now I'm free

Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench

Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench

(Disclaimer: The above lyrics are property of Foo Fighters, original recording artists, as well as their respective record label, writers and other personnel. Crazy monkey provides these as a fun supplement for fans.)

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More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Peter Gabriel Shock the Monkey lyrics

Wall Warning No Monkey Lyrics

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(Monkey image above used from emblibrary.com).

Arctic Monkeys Lyrics - Teddy Picker

My good friends, the Arctic Monkeys prefer it a bit on the cool side, with their music and climate preference. This crazy monkey loves to stay warm, but I still enjoy their work. In case you're wondering Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys, they are a musical group with some great tunes! Without further ado..here's Arctic Monkey Lyrics for their great song "Teddy Picker"!

Teddy Picker
by Arctic Monkeys

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
The punchline before they have told the joke.
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen,
Staring at the television screen.

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
You to tell the f---ng punchline before you have told the joke.
But sorry sunshine it doesn't exist,
It wasn't in the top 100 list.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
like a fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after...

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.

Assuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you?

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Brass Monkey Lyrics by Beastie Boys!

One of this crazy monkey's all-time favorite music groups is the Beastie Boys. These guys have been partying ever since they emerged on the scene a long, long time ago...Their hit album Licensed to Ill must be like Quadruple Platinum right about now! Either way, they created one of my favorite songs of all time, Brass Monkey. It's all about partying it up with one of their favorite liquors, and crazy monkey & Beastie Boys do just that! Here's the lyrics for that hit song, and more!

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Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys

CHORUS:

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey!
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey!

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us!
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell!

Repeat CHORUS

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, 'Yo baby, what's up?'
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip!

Repeat CHORUS

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar , I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it.
We got the bottle - you got the cup,
Come on everybody let's get ffffff...........

Repeat CHORUS

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More Monkey Lyrics:

Wally Warning No Monkey Lyrics

Shock the Monkey lyrics by Peter Gabriel

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters