Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Hottest Blond Bombshell Babes!

(Miss Stra-hotski scorches up the list!)

So many blonds so little time. This crazy monkey already shared with you his list of Sexiest Latinas on the Planet, which Miss Victoria del Rosal won hands down! So now here's my list of my favorite blond bombshell babes as of 2009. These girls mostly come from movies, television, wrestling and music world. WARNING: these chicas may cause your screen to go into meltdown mode!!

10) Britney Spears (music)
9) Stacey Keibler (former WWE Diva)
8) Torrie Wilson (former WWE Diva)
7) Kelly Kelly (current WWE Diva)
6) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
5) Hayden Panettiere (Heroes)
4) Carrie Underwood (Musician)
3) Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
2) Elisha Cuthbert (Movies)
1) Scarlett Johansson (Movies)

It's a tough choice at #10, but this monkey still loves Britney. She's rocked the schoolgirl uniform, the flight attendant get up, even the snake, keeping her on the list! At the 9-7 spots I've selected three girls who like it rough, the hot blondes from the WWE Divas! If you watch Heroes you're already familiar with both Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and Hayden Pannetierre, who's also featured in the music video above.

You'll also need to pay attention to my #3 spot. Miss Strahovski could easily bump Scarlett and Elisha out of that top spot, because she is scorchin' hot on NBC's Chuck...She's not afraid to handle a gun, get dressed up in costume and work on dangerous missions.. Srahovski's even been in 3-D! Believe it or not she's an Aussie lass from the land down under! According to an interview, she got the job for Chuck just 3 days after arriving to the USA. Yvonne, since you're reading my blog daily, let's do lunch and some espionage on the side!

Disclaimer: This list is subject to change at Monkey's crazy discretion!

Music Lyrics - Monkey Suit by MF Doom

(Who's this masked man??)

Have no fear Monkey is still here! I've been a busy inflated monkey lately, and about to get busier! I have a few trips planned in the coming weeks, so I'm going to be bringing you some new pictures of my adventures!

In the meantime, it's almost Halloween..You can check out some Sexy Halloween Costumes here for yourself! Also, I have provided you lyrics from one of my favorite rap stars. His name is MF Doom, and appropriately he wears a scary mask! Even cooler, his song is called "Monkey Suit". I never wear suits, and hope I'm never made into one, but keep rockin Doom!

Monkey Suit Lyrics by MF Doom

Villain'll hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin
No tellin, slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin"
DOOM- all capitals, no trick spellin
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
(Woopwoosh!) Fresh witty city skits
When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch t*tty fits
Told them call the cops, just don't hold your breath for the ball to drop
Better yet, hold on to your halter top
Kept reppin, steppin in hotta
Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
Surviver of a live crew, not out to jive you
It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
Wylin', get me every red penny
Sold a lonely only child a imaginary enemy
When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He's the broke host this is like his own quiz show
This go out to all my brothers doin long bids and sisters
Who got brothers bein fathers to the wrong kids
Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
Won't find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he'll be off the heezy soon
Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
In participating places tip your waitress'
A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
Won't be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
Chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig

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Did Myspace Say Karaoke?!?

Hey friends and fans..I saw a cool special announcement from Tom over at Myspace today. Myspace is now letting us show how great we can wreck, I mean sing our favorite songs by offering a karaoke feature! All you need is a microphone and your voice, then you can put whatever song you want to sing on your Myspace profile!

I'm not sure how well this will go over for those of us who have trouble in the singing department....But either way, I can't wait to get started....I'm trying to decide if I'd rather blurt out "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel, "Monkey Wrench" by Foo Fighters or "No Monkey" by Wally Wonder....hmmmmmm......

Get your Karaoke party and recording career started at Ksolo.myspace.com!

MISSING: BIG INFLATED PIG

ALERT! It appears that someone has lost an inflatable pig! The pig was lost at a concert Roger Waters was doing and is very large. In fact it was two stories tall! It may be fearful for its inflated life so be careful when approaching it! Don't get under it if it happens to be flying (yes pigs can fly!)

The pig was let loose during a concert song appropriately called "Pigs" and somehow it had graffiti all over it about peace not war and also supported that guy running for president, Obama.

The cool part of this story is if you find the pig's whereabouts there's a $10,000 reward and four tickets to Coachella for life. (What is Coachella?)

Email lostpig@coachella.com if you have any info regarding the missing pig!

Source: E! Entertainment News

Fools Garden Lemon Tree Lyrics

In honor of my recent gardening project, here's some music lyrics for the fun and fruity tune called "Lemon Tree" by the group Fools Garden. It's off their album "Dish of the Day". I thought about planting a lemon tree and a banana tree, but instead I went with the more conventional vegetable garden. Ok, enough about me and my Crazy Monkey garden, here's the Fool's Garden...

Lemon Tree
By: Fool's Garden
Album: Dish of the Day

I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I'm driving around in my car
I'm driving too fast
I'm driving too far
I'd like to change my point of view
I feel so lonely
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree

I'm sitting here
I miss the power
I'd like to go out taking a shower
But there's a heavy cloud inside my head
I feel so tired
Put myself into bed
Well, nothing ever happens and I wonder

Isolation is not good for me
Isolation I don't want to sit on the lemon-tree

I'm steppin' around in the desert of joy
Baby anyhow I'll get another toy
And everything will happen and you wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
And I wonder, wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see, and all that I can see, and all that I can see
Is just a yellow lemon-tree

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Find Fools Garden ringtones for your mobile phone!

Wally Warning No Monkey Lyrics

This crazy monkey isn't sure whether to call Wally Warning a friend or foe after hearing his hit song No Monkey. My all-time favorite jam of course is Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey, so I won't complain about this Wall Warning song.. This Monkey surely won't bring you down friends, but I like the track and its mellow concept. Without further ado, I present to you Wally Warning's No Monkey lyrics...

No Monkey by Wally Warning

Me don't want no monkey to stop my show..
Me don't want no monkey to bring me down..
Me don't want no monkey to stop my show..
Me don't want no monkey to make me frown..
Look at how the people them are having fun..
Look at how the people are jumping around..
Ring-ding-a-ding me want to do my thing..
Ring-ding-a-ding people come and swing..

Music is my power, music is my life..
Me don't want no monkey come give me advice..
Music is my pleasure, me don't want no pressure..
With jahjah-guidance I will survive..
Look at how the bassman pushing the bass..
Look at how the drummer tight on the case..
Ring-ding-a-ding music is my thing..
Ring-ding-a-ding oh what joy it brings..

No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, no monkey no stop my show
No monkey no stop my show, ...

Watch the Youtube video of No Monkey!

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More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Shock the Monkey lyrics by Peter Gabriel

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters Lyrics

One of the most useful tools around is the very valuable monkey wrench. It can be used so many ways to screw up someone's efforts. This crazy monkey has several of these wrenches on hand for repairs, or other crazy fun! I also enjoy the rock band, Foo Fighters and their song which talks all about it! Here's the lyrics for Monkey Wrench and where to find it!

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Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters

What have we done with innocence
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent Resident
Wasting another night on planning my revenge...

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
One more indecent accident,
I'd rather leave than suffer this.
I'll never be your monkey wrench.

All this time to make amends.
What do you do when all your enemies are friends.
Now and then I'll try to bend,
Under pressure wind up snapping in the end.

One in ten
One in ten
One in ten

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.
One more indecent accident.
I'd rather leave than suffer this,
I'll never be your monkey wrench.

Temper
Temper
Temper

One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more than I could fit
Into my head I still remember every single word
You said and all the shit that somehow came along with it
Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was
Always caged and now I'm free

Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench

Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench

(Disclaimer: The above lyrics are property of Foo Fighters, original recording artists, as well as their respective record label, writers and other personnel. Crazy monkey provides these as a fun supplement for fans.)

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Watch Youtube video!

Check out latest Foo Fighters Music at Amazon.com!

More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Peter Gabriel Shock the Monkey lyrics

Wall Warning No Monkey Lyrics

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(Monkey image above used from emblibrary.com).

Arctic Monkeys Lyrics - Teddy Picker

My good friends, the Arctic Monkeys prefer it a bit on the cool side, with their music and climate preference. This crazy monkey loves to stay warm, but I still enjoy their work. In case you're wondering Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys, they are a musical group with some great tunes! Without further ado..here's Arctic Monkey Lyrics for their great song "Teddy Picker"!

Teddy Picker
by Arctic Monkeys

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
The punchline before they have told the joke.
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen,
Staring at the television screen.

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
You to tell the f---ng punchline before you have told the joke.
But sorry sunshine it doesn't exist,
It wasn't in the top 100 list.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
like a fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after...

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.

Assuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you?

Find Arctic Monkeys Ringtones at Funtonia!

Find out Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys?

Shock the Monkey!

One of my all-time favorite music videos and hit songs is Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel. I'm not a kinky crazy inflated monkey, but I do like music and partying. I've been writing to Mr. Gabriel for quite some time now asking to be in the music video remake, but no go on that deal....yet! Either way, his song always gets me energized! It's been featured on the hilarious South Park show and even in that sad movie about Monkey experimentation called Project X!

Shock the Monkey also makes for a cool ringtone for my iPhone!

The Shock the Monkey MP3 is available at Amazon.com.

Check out the lyrics below and the YouTube video!


Shock the Monkey
by Peter Gabriel
Album: Security

Shock the monkey to life
Shock the monkey to life

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out the trees
Now Im on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know when youre going to shock the monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I cant take any more
Darling, dont you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Somethings burning
Dont like it but I guess Im learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life

More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Wall Warning No Monkey Lyrics

Brass Monkey Lyrics by Beastie Boys!

One of this crazy monkey's all-time favorite music groups is the Beastie Boys. These guys have been partying ever since they emerged on the scene a long, long time ago...Their hit album Licensed to Ill must be like Quadruple Platinum right about now! Either way, they created one of my favorite songs of all time, Brass Monkey. It's all about partying it up with one of their favorite liquors, and crazy monkey & Beastie Boys do just that! Here's the lyrics for that hit song, and more!

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Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys

CHORUS:

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey!
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey!

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us!
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell!

Repeat CHORUS

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, 'Yo baby, what's up?'
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip!

Repeat CHORUS

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar , I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it.
We got the bottle - you got the cup,
Come on everybody let's get ffffff...........

Repeat CHORUS

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More Monkey Lyrics:

Wally Warning No Monkey Lyrics

Shock the Monkey lyrics by Peter Gabriel

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Monkey Pod

Yes even a Crazy Monkey needs an IPOD too.. Check the 5 favorite tracks out. I have too many MP3's, but who doesnt?












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Crazy Monkey Muzik Playlist

Since I'm a true party animal, I enjoy music alot.. Here are some of the MP3 selections I play on my personal Monkey iPod or stereo..Press play below and see what sorts of Crazy Monkey Approved Music you hear!





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