The Crazy new Entourage Bungalow!

(Wanna party like Entourage's movie star Vincent Chase??)

One of this crazy monkey's favorite TV shows is definitely HBO's comedy hit Entourage. While me and the fam don't officially get HBO, I've been able to catch up via DVD's or when we had HBO for free a few months. I still need to catch up on the latest season since that show's filled with funny moments, sexy women, movie stars and the humorous musings of Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven).

Ever dreamt of living the life of the Entourage guys? Well now you can party it up and live the good life just like the gang does on the HBO show Entourage...They've just unveiled the all new Entourage Bungalow in South Beach Miami FL...It's a real hotel branded by Entourage. Peeps can party there through September, enjoying all of the amenities.

The Entourage Bungalow is a new W Hotel in South Beach where you can hang out and buy different "entourage themed" packages. For example you can host your own event there, complete with a pool party, BBQ on the roof, personal driver, dinner at hot Miami restaraunts, drinks at the clubs, and then cool off with jet skis or play some games on the Playstations inside. Friends, this place rocks! I have no clue what it costs, or if the show's producer Mark Wahlberg will hang out with you.

Recently, Adrien Grenier (Vinny Chase), Perrey Reeves (Ms. Ari), and Rex Lee (Lloyd) all christened the place by popping a bottle of fine something over the balcony. Unfortunately they won't be joining you for the party life there, but you can still have a ton of fun! Check out more about the Entourage Bungalow including a video of the Entourage stars talking about it. More details on the hotel here

Obama's White House Dog is Portuguese!

It's a boy! - Dog that is....President Barack Obama and family have made it official that their pet dog will be named Bo, a Portuguese Water Dog. The dog was a special gift bestowed on them by good friend, Senator Ted Kennedy. It's named Bo after some cat the Obama daughter's cousins have and after Michelle Obama's late father who was nicknamed "Diddley". It's a weird sounding dog breed, but it is becoming quite popular amongst households, even more so now that it's part of the Obama family!

The Portuguese Water Dog seems like it'll be a really good pet dog to have romping around the Oval Office. These dogs are considered sorta hypoallergenic, meaning they won't cause guests with dog allergies to sneeze, cough and cry while they're in the presence of the Prez. Of course inflated monkeys are completely hypoallergenic, and I wouldn't have minded partying it up at the White House, bowling with Barack, doing arm workouts with Michelle, and going to Hannah Montana concerts with the girls.

Just so you know, the Obamas had originally planned to adopt a dog from a shelter, but instead got one free. So to make up for it, they're giving the Humane Society a nice little donation...I was going to ask Obama to donate to my inflated monkey party fund but I'll wait until all the fanfare over the new puppy has died down.

Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog, official moves into the White House on Tuesday according to various reports. You can be sure TMZ, CNN, Yahoo and every other media outlet will be tracking its every move. Sorry Bo, but it comes with the territory!

White House dog: It's Bo - Chicago Sun Times blog

No More Kelloggs for Michael Phelps!

(Note: Inflated monkey does not condone standing next to Michael Phelps, a bong, and a box of Frosted Flakes and then having it all photographed.)

Can't we just leave Michael Phelps alone?!? Oy vey, it seems as if the Olympic gold medal hero, swimmer-extraordinaire was caught engaging in some wild party animal fun in South Carolina! Phelps was photographed taking a hit from the bong, and now it's been the talk of the town, actually the entire world! It resulted in public outcry, a 3 month suspension from his favorite sport (swimming not smoking), and possible criminal charges in SC!

And what's worst in the deal is that one of company's Phelps sponsored, Kelloggs, has dropped him! What were they thinking?! Don't they know that smoking weed leads to the munchies and they want their product gobbled up by the boxful? Kelloggs reconsider your marketing strategy...

Folks, this monkey says to party responsibly, but the fact that one college/paparazzi photo of an Olympic hero causes this much uproar is ridiculous...Let's start a petition to let Michael Phelps have one bad moment, seeing as a commentor on a news show this AM made a great point: our last few presidents admitted to drug use, yet they were put in charge of our country!

NY Times seems to believe suspending Mr. Phelps was wrong too!

PETA Vegetarians Gone Wild!

Hello fellow party animals, this Sunday marks one of the biggest holidays in all of the United States...as well as the day in which the national water level goes down the most during one period of time....That's right, it's the SuperBowl! Time for football, cheerleaders, parties, fun, food, snacks and of course those beloved Superbowl commercials which many of us are more interested in than the game itself!

One commercial which is getting a lot of attention is the PETA advertisment. It's been banned from airing due to it's "steamy nature"...The ad takes a look at vegetarians in a whole new sexy way!

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS HOT IN NATURE! My girl Christi Paul of CNN HLN (Headline News or Hot Lesbian News) breaks it all down...



Watch the unedited PETA Veggie Love ad in its entirety!

PETA argues that other ads for burgers or chicken, etc make people fat, boring and bad in bed...Right on PETA! There's nothing wrong with showin a little "veggie love"... PETA also want to make Michael Vick undergo psychiatric counseling due to what he did with dogs...The group is definitely making moves, and any group that defends my rights as a modern day party animal deserves my backing...

You can get special 3-D glasses for Sunday's game, which you can pick up at various locations/stores including Dollar General. These special glasses will let you see ads in 3-D during this Sunday's Superbowl....That PETA ad woulda been something to see huh? Broccoli, Squash and Eggplant just bursting out the screen! Enjoy the big game, I'm predicting a Steelers victory, but it's always great to see the underdogs win!

Snuggies Cult Following

(Join us....Join us...)

Hey party animals...Do you own the popular and ever-so-warm, Snuggie? They are the latest craze sweeping the nation! The Snuggie Fleece Blanket As Seen On TV retails for about $22 on Amazon.com. It's the "revolutionary blanket with sleeves" which also comes with a free book light! Well now these garments/blankets/cult-style robes are being seen everywhere and a website has dedicated itself to those who are photographed wearing them, whether it be for warmth, fun or strange cult ceremonies...


(hmmm, about that average customer rating...)

According to Snuggiesightings.com, there's even a drinking game which has been taking place on college campuses. The participants drink each time a Snuggie commercial airs after midnight. I'm wondering how many times it airs in other areas after midnight, or if they do a lot of channel changing! A cool prank would be to tape the commercial and loop it...hehe

If you currently have a Snuggie and are proud to wear it, head over to Snuggie Sightings and be seen! Reality TV show soon to follow...

(top image source: snuggiesightings.com)

Rent your own Party Animal!

As I was flipping through my latest Maxim magazine (the one with Bond girl Olga Kurylenko on the cover, see above), I noticed something interesting, and of course it relates to party animal monkeys! This Maxim contains a Holiday gift guide with all sorts of cool, techie, and neato gifts to give. A company called Animal Actors Sweet Sunshine will now rent out live monkeys for your partys. The company currently works to train and handle animals for various gigs including movies like Dr. Doolittle 3, Walmart commercials, Ralph Lauren ads, and even training that dog Meaty which was on the MTV show Rob & Big!

Animal Actors primarily rents out the services of the most intelligent dogs, talented cats and horses, but amongst their exotic animals are Buffalo, Lions, Tigers, Bears and Oh my...chimps too! They were a major part of the CHIMPS ARE HUMAN TOO - BBC SPECIAL.

If you're interested in renting your own party animal or learning about how to train your current pet to make money in movies, tv, commercials and more, stop by Animal-actors.com.

And no, this crazy inflated party animal is not available for rent....yet!

2008 Election and the Barack Obama Afterparty!

Well this crazy monkey did his civic duty and exercised his right to vote on November 4, 2008. It was a fun process using the newer computerized voting system for the first time ever. It was quite easy and quick to make my votes too! No extra questions to vote on here, just three candidates to vote for and that was it. Even got my snazzy "I Voted" sticker with the American flag on it as you can see. Nice touch!



(We Love Ba-rack Obama, Ba-rack Obama!)

Now major congratulations go out to President-elect Barack Obama who makes history as the first ever African American to become our president. Obama has campaigned that the nation needs change and he is the man to bring it to us, so let's hope he has the magic fixes for our nation's problems!

There's been plenty of post-election celebration going on. As you may have heard, Obama has promised his two young daughters that puppy they've been wanting. The White House just isn't the same without a dog, but hey Barack, how about an inflated monkey?



There's a town in Japan called "Obama" and they were jubilant over Barack winning. The town had a huge celebration for its namesake's victory. There were Obama Girls hula dancers and musical acts, as well as dozens of supporters chanting "Obama! Obama! Obama!" O-B-A-M-A! The mayor of Obama Japan is planning to make Barack a special honorary citizen..pretty cool! Check out how Barack's victory was celebrated worldwide!


(Click above to watch ObamaGirl's music video!)

And don't forget the foxy Obama girl here in the US whose real name is Amber Lee Ettinger (pictured above in video). Amber was more than ecstatic over Barack's victory. She now wants an invite to the inauguration, or at least a thank you note from Barack. And hey why not, her YouTube video "I Got a Crush on Obama" had more than 10 million hits on YouTube. It gained notoriety and attention, possibly helping Barack's campaign a bit. It also was named biggest web video of 2007 by People magazine making her an internet phenom! Amber's definitely got a future career in politics...or music or something!!


(Beam me up Anderson Cooper!)

And speaking of music in the campaign, CNN had a cool new technology during their coverage last night. In true Star Wars or Star Trek futuristic fashion they beamed in people to the CNN studio as holograms. They even beamed in will.i.am, the rapper/producer behind "Yes We Can", a star-studded musical tribute to Obama. Mr. i.am was beamed in to speak with Anderson Cooper and deliver an important message to the Jedi Knights across the US. Check it out here!.

Once again, hip hip hooray for our new president-elect, Barack Obama, as his victory has seemed to uplift many spirits across our nation!!

Vote for the next Mayor of Rabbit Hash, KY!

Folks you may have thought that the whole McCain vs. Obama 2008 presidential election was the biggest vote in the country coming up, but it's not. You see the quaint town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky has a very important vote coming up to determine its new mayor in 2008, with voting ending 6PM on Tuesday.

What makes the Rabbit Hash election extra-special is that it has barely any humans in the running, along with about 14 animal candidates. Yes you read it right, running for Mayor of Rabbit Hash are: a Bull Mastiff dog, a Miniature Donkey, a Boxer/Laborador mix, a Border Collie (Myspace), an Ibizan Hound, a Border Collie Mix, a Boxer, a Poodle, a Clumber Spaniela Chihuahua Mix, St Bernard Mix (Myspace page), a Springer Spaniel and a cat. I am not too sure what animals Paulette and Ruby are, perhaps they are humans too! With all that said, it's going to be an interesting race. Surprisingly, none of the humans are even close to winning this thing. Let's hear it for political-minded animals!

The reason for the election is the last mayor, Junior, a black lab elected in 2004, sadly passed away last Spring, so the historic burg of Rabbit Hash, KY is now leaderless...Currently, it's Toby the Springer Spaniel leading the way, owned by Chris Lustenberg. Toby's got 1,773 votes and his campaign slogan states: "Toby won't pussyfoot around. He's got a leg up on the competition." I wonder if they mean that literally! I personally think Higgins the Miniature Donkey has a solid chance to catch up! He's in 3rd with 1,298 votes and seems to know what he's doing...Plus the donkey has always been associated with politics! Also don't count out Lucy Lou who's in 2nd, as her slogan is "The Bitch You Can Count On". I think she will receive a lot of votes from the female canine population in Rabbit Hash.

Now to vote in this election you must donate some moolah. $1 gets you 1 vote, so the more you donate, the more votes you'll get! Come on folks campaigning isn't cheap by any stretch of the imagination! If I were running I know the cost of my daily bananas alone would be quite pricey these days! The proceeds also benefit The Rabbit Hash Historical Society, which is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, so that means your paid for "vote" is tax deductible! (Please note: this crazy monkey is not affiliated with the Rabbit Hash Historical Society or this campaign, just a concerned US citizen!)

Their election will be held at the Central Barn on November 4th from 6AM to 6PM. Online voting is possible for all citizens, and can be done until 6PM on November 3rd. See link down below.

This election is a thing of great political beauty, as finally animals everywhere will be heard...And you never know, maybe this crazy monkey will go into politics one day too!

You can see all of the candidates, what they stand for, the votes so far and cast your own vote at the Official Voting page. See voting page with full list of candidates here!

MISSING: BIG INFLATED PIG

ALERT! It appears that someone has lost an inflatable pig! The pig was lost at a concert Roger Waters was doing and is very large. In fact it was two stories tall! It may be fearful for its inflated life so be careful when approaching it! Don't get under it if it happens to be flying (yes pigs can fly!)

The pig was let loose during a concert song appropriately called "Pigs" and somehow it had graffiti all over it about peace not war and also supported that guy running for president, Obama.

The cool part of this story is if you find the pig's whereabouts there's a $10,000 reward and four tickets to Coachella for life. (What is Coachella?)

Email lostpig@coachella.com if you have any info regarding the missing pig!

Source: E! Entertainment News

Everyone loves SPAM....right??!

No not the mystery meat SPAM, I mean all the funny, crazy and creative emails we all get on a daily basis, SPAM.... Some of you may get enough SPAM to cause acid reflux disease so you know what this can be like! Today I checked out lots of these emails I got all because they love me and want to give this crazy monkey free, cool stuff...

Here's some of my favorite SPAMS from today:

- u-Scoot: Your Scooter Store
- sweet mm Cutie expect truck detail?
- Lose Weight with ColonAid and Green Tea
- Ped egg - Now you can have clean smooth feet
- Permanently engrave anything you own!
- We are giving away HDTV's!
- Learn to live in dating harmony!
- INHERITANCE REMINDER
- Dumbo
- Account Notice: Payment due
- Your eBay listing for Mickey Mouse is confirmed!

Ok the last few are legit, and someone called me "Dumbo", but the rest seem ok?! I can't wait to get my cool engraved tattoo on my inflated self, then watch some HDTV before I ride my u-scooter over for my harmonious date with a sweet cutie...that's after I collect my inheritance and make my feet smooth and clean of course. It's a good day to be a crazy monkey!

Well, I'm jus' grindin man, so ya'll nevermind me!

PS: Good news is if you look up SPAM on Google, the #1 listing is for that mystery meat stuff!

Some Crazy Funny T-Shirt Designs!

Hey folks...Just wanted to shout out one of my favorite fashion sites for buying fashionable T-shirts to wear around town. They're flirty, funny and downright crazy! I've always found some of the most Hilarious shirts at BustedTees.com!







As you can see up above one of my good monkey model pals appears on this stylish red one above which announces that the Evolution Lives...Get it??..Busted Tees has a lot of catchy slogans and joke type T-shirts that would definitely get you noticed by the sexy dudes or chiquitas at that next big party or social gathering!

So if you wanna be crazy, go Make your friends think you funny with a Busted Tee!

Crazy Monkey Answers Fan Mail

Hey friends! While I was surfing some of my favorite internet sites the other day..I got this very interesting message from a male fan that I'd like to share.... Let's take a look (I've taken out names and identifying info so the person won't get stalkers)...

Hi,

This is G.
I am on a dating site (----------.com screen name m------8) and although I have been on dates, I have not found that special someone yet. I have a 4 day 3 night vacation that I won to go to Cozumel, Mexico. I have not set the date yet but it will most likely be May 16 to the 26th.

I decided to find an attractive, fun, romantic, intelligent single female to go on a sun filled, relaxing, romantic, getaway there. I hope that this email may land in a mailbox of that woman or might get passed on to a friend of yours that would become that person. If you are interested email me back here so I can get to know you a little.

You can also see my personal profile on --------.com so that you can learn a little about me.

Talk to you soon,

G

...and here's my response to the fan:

Dear G,

Well first off this crazy monkey was really flattered by your fan mail and especially the offer to go to the very exciting land of Mexico! I know that I'm attractive, fun, romantic and intelligent enough to qualify for the trip... But then upon reading the message's fine print it said you wanted a female. :( That rules this monkey out, but as you can see in the image above my distant crazy monkey cousin Melinda just might be the one! (she's the one with the pink bow on)

G, I hope you find the right woman for your excursion, but please keep my inflated cousin in mind when making your selection..she's quite the party animal and would love to party it up in Mexico! Throw me a few bananas and I'll put in a good word for ya! ;)

Your main monkey,

Crazy Inflated Monkey

It's the Year of the Rat in 2008!

Happy Chinese New Year you Crazy Monkey fans! As you may or may not know, 2008 is the year of the rat. The rats have been trying hard to take over everywhere from the White House to Taco Bell and Pizza Hut! Now in 2008, they have finally succeeded!

The good thing is that according to Chinese Horoscope 2008, I'm compatibile with these rats!

"Rats enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside affords a view into the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This ever-curious Sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp. If boredom sets in the Rat is no fun at all, but that isn't likely; this Sign knows how to keep itself entertained.

A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves, at least sometimes. If they can develop their sense of self and realize it leaves room for others in their life as well, Rats could find true happiness.

The most compatible match for a Rat is the Dragon or the Monkey."

Check out Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

It's Crazy Monkey Flu Season!

Hello friends and fans! I just wanted to remind everyone to be extra cautious and careful this winter season, because the flu is definitely going around and hitting people all over! Luckily this crazy monkey has a great Chiquita to play nurse for me! I just hope she doesn't use that syringe because it could be dangerous when injected into an inflated party animal like me!

Make sure to get your flu shot and stay healthy during flu season!

Meet the Crazy Spartan Monkey!

It's your favorite crazy monkey back from another fun adventure. This time around I got to hang out in the funtastic world of the Spartanizers. It's a cool new online toy associated with the movie "Meet the Spartans" which spoofs everyone's favorite blood and guts movie 300. As you can see from the above pic, things got a little out of hand with the miniature Spartan army. It was cool to ditch my inflated body for the six pack abs of Gerard Butler for a bit though!

Until then you can go Spartanize yourself and send cool and wacky email postcards to your friends! View the official Meet the Spartans website here. Check it out in theaters on January 25, 2008!

Invasion of the Trunk Monkeys!

Uh oh....Here comes the Trunk Monkeys! What is a Trunk Monkey you ask ? It's a friend of the Crazy inflated monkey, only it inhabits the trunks of Subarus! Trust me everyone should have this feature built into their rides these days. Simply push a button and the Trunk monkey appears ready to help with the weight transfer on your rear wheels. It was originally developed for the Impreza, WRX, Forester and Legacy, but is expanding to other platforms. Not only that, there's Trunk Monkey fan clubs as welll as T-shirts and other merchandise available!

Go to Trunkmoney.com to watch the hilarious advertisements!

(Note: Hot bikini model not included with trunk or monkey!)

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Monkey and Meez!

Check out this hottie..She comes straight from the land of Meez! Monkey recently learned about these fascinating creatures...



What a dancer..Meez so horny now!..But anyways the Meez is a cool character you can create. It's a virtual 3-D character which you can design, dress up and acessorize. You can play games to earn credits to buy more cool stuff for your 3-D person too. There's even a Meez Movie. It sounds like quite the monkey business going on in the land of Meez! To make your own, head over to MEEZ.com!

Get Your Webkinz Monkey!

Welcome to the wild world of Webkinz! There's plenty of these party animals to go around. Now with the Webkinz phenomenon you can add your own plush party animals into your collection! There's several monkeys in the collection as well as gorillas, dogs, lions, zebras and more! Each of the Webkinz comes with a unique secret code you enter here on the World Wide Web that lets youMonkey around with these Webkinz and trade em' with you friends!

Check out Webkinz at Amazon.com!

Crazy Monkey Presents The Karate Chimp

Meet my friend The Karate Chimp. He's skilled in the various martial arts and has displayed it quite well on this YouTube video. It's good he's my friend too because if we were enemies he'd kick the crap, or air out of me!

Another friend of the Crazy Monkey you might wanna check out is this Beatboxin' Dog, he's pretty skilled with sounds. As you'll see there's plenty of Party Animals all over the place. Keep it real!

Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

It's a brand new year and time for great things to happen! If you're a crazy monkey like I am, then you probably always are wondering what your future holds. Or maybe just what the current or next day will hold for you. That's what makes my pal the Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey so cool. He knows what's in store for all of us. You can head over and get your daily overviews for today, tomorrow and even after tomorrow!

You'll also learn the strengths of your will, intellect, dynamism and luck as well was what to do with love & relationships!




You can check out your Chinese horoscope here!