Screech drops Bell Bombshell!

(Screech drops bomb on his Bayside days!)

Say it ain't so Screech! Just days after this crazy monkey payed tribute to one of the all-time greatest corny but funny and sexy sitcoms, Saved by the Bell, that resident dork Screech drops a Bell Bombshell! The cast just celebrated a 20-year reunion, but apparently all's not what it was cracked up to be for these Bayside Tigers. We are now learning that Dustin Diamond, who played "Screech" (Real name Samuel Powers) has released shocking allegations of sex, drugs and Rock n' roll on the set of the show!

Order the book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto! - all about pop culture such as Saved by the Bell's "Tori Paradox" - why were Jessie, Kelly and Tori never seen together at Bayside, and other cool stuff!

(Link to this story: http://adventures-of-crazy-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/09/screech-drops-bell-bombshell.html)

The tell-all will be featured in US weekly magazine where Screech says drugs and sex were a regular part of Saved by the Bell actors on-the-set activities. And he's not talking about Jessie's "I'm so excited", him hooking up after a big chess match, or the Zack-Jessie kiss in the rap version of Snow White! No siree, Mr. Powers is reporting there was real drug use and sex going on around the Bayside "High" Set.

Screech (Diamond) reportedly told US Weekly:

"I could smell a certain 'smoke,' wafting from from the crack" underneath his castmates' dressing rooms, says Diamond, 32, who played the dork Screech.

Screech also claims his co-cast member Mark Paul-Gossaaler who played Zack Morris used steroids to bulk up before the Saved by the Bell College Years in 1994. Dustin Diamond goes on to insinuate that if there were on-the-show plots involving Slater and Kelly or Zack and Jessie, then there was also hanky-panky going on backstage.

Wow, and to think these were issues they covered on the show...Well at least they did the cool Public Service Announcement with the head of NBC about "there's no hope in dope!"

Of course these allegations are coming from a guy who's best friend was really a robot named Kevin that brought him popcorn and made corny one-liners. Also, keep in mind Screech had his own sex tape released in 2006, sold sex toys, and was a downright disaster on various reality shows such as Celebrity Fit Club! But hey, you're reading this news from a crazy inflated monkey, so what do I know?!

So far no reports on whether Mr. Belding smoked crack or Lisa Turtle was embezzling funds to pay for all her extravagant fashionable clothes. We may hear of a Screech-Max-Kevin love triangle at some point.

As of right now these are just accusations, so you can still dress up in the Kelly Kapowski costume or Zack Morris Halloween costume to honor these cool kids if you really want to!

The fully story on Screech's Bell Bombshell will be in the upcoming issue of US Weekly...

(Link to this blog story: http://adventures-of-crazy-monkey.blogspot.com/2009/09/screech-drops-bell-bombshell.html)

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Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume 2009

(Miss Kelly Kapowski, Bayside babe)

Hey ladies!...are you looking for one of the most original, creative, sexy Halloween costumes for this coming October 31st? Why not go sexy-retro with everyone's favorite, pretty Bayside cheerleader, the Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume! Kelly (played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) was the hot brunette girl from the always popular Saved by the Bell series shot on location at Bayside High, who all the guys drooled or schemed over. Zack Morris was her main squeeze for quite some time even during the College years and beyond. She was a cheerleader, swimsuit model, and all around sweetheart who dressed in as sexy, preppy sorta way for the times.


(Kelly's one piece lifeguard swimsuit from Mr. Carosi's resort)
So how do you create this Kelly Kapowski costume? Well ladies you could go several ways with this one. Kelly was a swimsuit model, and at one time a lifeguard during summer break at Mr. Carosi's beach resort. On those episodes she donned the green Baywatch-style one piece suit. That might get a little cold, so consider going with a Kelly Kapowski retro late 80's - early 90's fashion look (the jean jacket, pink turtleneck shirt and short denim skirt), or go as Kelly Kapowski, sexy Bayside cheerleader! Gooooo Tigers!


(Old School Bayside Cheerleader)


(Sexy New School Bayside Cheerleader)

Need more inspiration? See the Kelly Kapowski Bayside cheerleading highlight video here! Can you believe they had cheerleaders for the chess team? Bayside must be everyone's dream school!

While this crazy monkey couldn't locate a replica Kelly Kapowski cheerleader costume, you could go with this Bayside Cheerleading T-Shirt instead or the Zack Morris & Kelly Kapowski costume tees available at Amazon.com!



As you'll see in the images, there's two varieties of the Bayside Cheerleading uniform. There was the older, traditional skirt with maroon polo shirt, and then more updated, sexier half shirt which showed the midriff, as well as shorter skirt. You could easily design these with the right clothing items and fabrics for the various letters. Get a friend or relative to help sew or build it, and you'll be a sexy Kelly Kapowski cheerleader clone! Find a guy who wants to go with the Zack Morris Halloween costume and you're one hot couple!


(Kelly has really grown up since her Bayside days!)

See more sexy Kelly Kapowski/Tiffani-Amber Thiessen pics!

Zack Morris Halloween Costume 2009

View Zack Morris wig and costumes!

(Zack Morris for Halloween 2009)

A clever and fun idea for this Halloween 2009 might be to dress up as that class clown, prankster, entrepreneur and ladies man, Zack Morris. The former Bayside High School student resurfaced on a late night with Jimmy Fallon show, sending fans into a frenzy. Rumors and news started up about a possible Saved by the Bell reunion featuring Kelly Kapowski, AC Slater, Lisa Turtle, Jesse "Showgirl" Spanno, and Samuel "Screech Sex Tape" Powers.

With all that hoopla, it provides a fun and original idea for a 2009 Halloween Costume! Dress up as the golden boy himself, blondhaired, blue-eyed Zack Morris of Bayside! The Zack Morris Halloween costume is simplistic yet effective. You can buy most of the clothing you'll need at a local salvation army, goodwill or surplus store on the cheap. Find a big, cool-looking plastic cell phone (extra large style almost like a walkie talkie) at a toy store, also cheaply.

Zack Morris Halloween Costume

What you'll need:

• Blond hair (dyed or wig) or Zack Mask
• Regular fit jeans, not too loose, cuffed
• White Hi-top sneakers, unlaced
• white socks
• Unbuttoned dress shirt, early 90's style
• Funky or plain color late 80's early 90's T-shirt to layer underneath
• Big fake plastic cell phone, available at various toy stores online & real world stores

Throw on a Bayside Tigers t-shirt as part of your costume!

It's as easy as that to dress up as Zack Morris. You could also find yourself a cool Saved By The Bell Bayside Tigers T-Shirt, as many retailers sell those, such as Amazon.com or even Busted Tees. You'll want the look to be retro if you're going for the 80's inspired episodes of Saved by the Bell, with the funky colored jackets and layered t-shirt underneath. Blonde hair is also a must for this Halloween outfit!

Dressing up as Zack Morris, former lead singer of Zack Attack, and creator of such products as jewelry that made girls skin turn purple, can be a really fun Halloween idea. You might even consider bringing a hot brunette with you, dressed in the Bayside cheerleader uniform like the Kelly Kapowski Halloween costume idea!

Various sites also sell a Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski set of costumes - they're basically just Bayside T-shirts you wear as a couple.

So dress up in your Zack Morris Halloween Costume this year and watch the ladies flock to you...but watch out for an angry Mr. Belding, or that big Mike dude from Saved by the Bell the College Years!