Yuliana Peniche Calzones Caliente

(Muy caliente Yuliana Peniche!)

Well folks I'm pleased to announced that the family who lets this crazy monkey live with them just got their DISH Satellite TV upgraded from basic to the next level! That's silver plus level with all sorts of cool new channels including SIRIUS Satellite radio music stations, FX, Lifetime Movie Network (not my favorite), MSNBC, The Speed Channel, ESPN U, a buncha sports channels, and my personal favorites...3 new Spanish Channels including UNIVISION! In case you didn't know, I'm a personal fan of the Latina ladies porque eres my caliente ;) (Pardon my Spanish, it's been a while!)

Anyways, since we get these three new Spanish channels, it allows me to brush up on my Spanish (and watch the hot chicas). I was browsing through and caught this show this morning called "Bajo el mismo techo". It's about a familia (family) and some other stuff, and it was made in 2005. The one chica in the show really caught my eye, and come to find out she's a mega-star or at least searched for a lot here on the interweb world wide net! Her name, Yuliana Peniche, apparently many searches are caliente por Yuliana Peniche calzones!



Yuliana's a 28 year old babe born in Mexico City with some great legs and cute personality! In the video above you'll see why they love Yuliana Peniche calzones, as she is taught some "dance" by a Spanish guy who looks like he's giving her a modified Heimlich maneuver. She's not choking, and he's surely enjoying himself! Enjoy the video from a show called "Se Vale", it looks like from further review of YouTube videos of the TV series, it involves a lot of guys getting to handle Yuliana, toss her around or put her in various positions for dance moves which seem to lead to her showing upskirts or calzones...The Spanish Channels rock!

....and don't worry Victoria Del Rosal, monkey still luvs ya as my muy #1 caliente chica!



This babe's also been on some show called "Platanito Show" which features a bunch of clowns clowning around. You can also see Yuliana Peniche acting in a more serious film role in Destilando Amor a romance movie where she plays "Margarita". Call me baby, I'll be your inflated lover in the sequel!

Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume 2009

(Miss Kelly Kapowski, Bayside babe)

Hey ladies!...are you looking for one of the most original, creative, sexy Halloween costumes for this coming October 31st? Why not go sexy-retro with everyone's favorite, pretty Bayside cheerleader, the Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume! Kelly (played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) was the hot brunette girl from the always popular Saved by the Bell series shot on location at Bayside High, who all the guys drooled or schemed over. Zack Morris was her main squeeze for quite some time even during the College years and beyond. She was a cheerleader, swimsuit model, and all around sweetheart who dressed in as sexy, preppy sorta way for the times.


(Kelly's one piece lifeguard swimsuit from Mr. Carosi's resort)
So how do you create this Kelly Kapowski costume? Well ladies you could go several ways with this one. Kelly was a swimsuit model, and at one time a lifeguard during summer break at Mr. Carosi's beach resort. On those episodes she donned the green Baywatch-style one piece suit. That might get a little cold, so consider going with a Kelly Kapowski retro late 80's - early 90's fashion look (the jean jacket, pink turtleneck shirt and short denim skirt), or go as Kelly Kapowski, sexy Bayside cheerleader! Gooooo Tigers!


(Old School Bayside Cheerleader)


(Sexy New School Bayside Cheerleader)

Need more inspiration? See the Kelly Kapowski Bayside cheerleading highlight video here! Can you believe they had cheerleaders for the chess team? Bayside must be everyone's dream school!

While this crazy monkey couldn't locate a replica Kelly Kapowski cheerleader costume, you could go with this Bayside Cheerleading T-Shirt instead or the Zack Morris & Kelly Kapowski costume tees available at Amazon.com!



As you'll see in the images, there's two varieties of the Bayside Cheerleading uniform. There was the older, traditional skirt with maroon polo shirt, and then more updated, sexier half shirt which showed the midriff, as well as shorter skirt. You could easily design these with the right clothing items and fabrics for the various letters. Get a friend or relative to help sew or build it, and you'll be a sexy Kelly Kapowski cheerleader clone! Find a guy who wants to go with the Zack Morris Halloween costume and you're one hot couple!


(Kelly has really grown up since her Bayside days!)

See more sexy Kelly Kapowski/Tiffani-Amber Thiessen pics!

The Crazy new Entourage Bungalow!

(Wanna party like Entourage's movie star Vincent Chase??)

One of this crazy monkey's favorite TV shows is definitely HBO's comedy hit Entourage. While me and the fam don't officially get HBO, I've been able to catch up via DVD's or when we had HBO for free a few months. I still need to catch up on the latest season since that show's filled with funny moments, sexy women, movie stars and the humorous musings of Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven).

Ever dreamt of living the life of the Entourage guys? Well now you can party it up and live the good life just like the gang does on the HBO show Entourage...They've just unveiled the all new Entourage Bungalow in South Beach Miami FL...It's a real hotel branded by Entourage. Peeps can party there through September, enjoying all of the amenities.

The Entourage Bungalow is a new W Hotel in South Beach where you can hang out and buy different "entourage themed" packages. For example you can host your own event there, complete with a pool party, BBQ on the roof, personal driver, dinner at hot Miami restaraunts, drinks at the clubs, and then cool off with jet skis or play some games on the Playstations inside. Friends, this place rocks! I have no clue what it costs, or if the show's producer Mark Wahlberg will hang out with you.

Recently, Adrien Grenier (Vinny Chase), Perrey Reeves (Ms. Ari), and Rex Lee (Lloyd) all christened the place by popping a bottle of fine something over the balcony. Unfortunately they won't be joining you for the party life there, but you can still have a ton of fun! Check out more about the Entourage Bungalow including a video of the Entourage stars talking about it. More details on the hotel here