Zack Morris Halloween Costume 2009

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(Zack Morris for Halloween 2009)

A clever and fun idea for this Halloween 2009 might be to dress up as that class clown, prankster, entrepreneur and ladies man, Zack Morris. The former Bayside High School student resurfaced on a late night with Jimmy Fallon show, sending fans into a frenzy. Rumors and news started up about a possible Saved by the Bell reunion featuring Kelly Kapowski, AC Slater, Lisa Turtle, Jesse "Showgirl" Spanno, and Samuel "Screech Sex Tape" Powers.

With all that hoopla, it provides a fun and original idea for a 2009 Halloween Costume! Dress up as the golden boy himself, blondhaired, blue-eyed Zack Morris of Bayside! The Zack Morris Halloween costume is simplistic yet effective. You can buy most of the clothing you'll need at a local salvation army, goodwill or surplus store on the cheap. Find a big, cool-looking plastic cell phone (extra large style almost like a walkie talkie) at a toy store, also cheaply.

Zack Morris Halloween Costume

What you'll need:

• Blond hair (dyed or wig) or Zack Mask
• Regular fit jeans, not too loose, cuffed
• White Hi-top sneakers, unlaced
• white socks
• Unbuttoned dress shirt, early 90's style
• Funky or plain color late 80's early 90's T-shirt to layer underneath
• Big fake plastic cell phone, available at various toy stores online & real world stores

Throw on a Bayside Tigers t-shirt as part of your costume!

It's as easy as that to dress up as Zack Morris. You could also find yourself a cool Saved By The Bell Bayside Tigers T-Shirt, as many retailers sell those, such as Amazon.com or even Busted Tees. You'll want the look to be retro if you're going for the 80's inspired episodes of Saved by the Bell, with the funky colored jackets and layered t-shirt underneath. Blonde hair is also a must for this Halloween outfit!

Dressing up as Zack Morris, former lead singer of Zack Attack, and creator of such products as jewelry that made girls skin turn purple, can be a really fun Halloween idea. You might even consider bringing a hot brunette with you, dressed in the Bayside cheerleader uniform like the Kelly Kapowski Halloween costume idea!

Various sites also sell a Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski set of costumes - they're basically just Bayside T-shirts you wear as a couple.

So dress up in your Zack Morris Halloween Costume this year and watch the ladies flock to you...but watch out for an angry Mr. Belding, or that big Mike dude from Saved by the Bell the College Years!

PETA Vegetarians Gone Wild!

Hello fellow party animals, this Sunday marks one of the biggest holidays in all of the United States...as well as the day in which the national water level goes down the most during one period of time....That's right, it's the SuperBowl! Time for football, cheerleaders, parties, fun, food, snacks and of course those beloved Superbowl commercials which many of us are more interested in than the game itself!

One commercial which is getting a lot of attention is the PETA advertisment. It's been banned from airing due to it's "steamy nature"...The ad takes a look at vegetarians in a whole new sexy way!

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS HOT IN NATURE! My girl Christi Paul of CNN HLN (Headline News or Hot Lesbian News) breaks it all down...



Watch the unedited PETA Veggie Love ad in its entirety!

PETA argues that other ads for burgers or chicken, etc make people fat, boring and bad in bed...Right on PETA! There's nothing wrong with showin a little "veggie love"... PETA also want to make Michael Vick undergo psychiatric counseling due to what he did with dogs...The group is definitely making moves, and any group that defends my rights as a modern day party animal deserves my backing...

You can get special 3-D glasses for Sunday's game, which you can pick up at various locations/stores including Dollar General. These special glasses will let you see ads in 3-D during this Sunday's Superbowl....That PETA ad woulda been something to see huh? Broccoli, Squash and Eggplant just bursting out the screen! Enjoy the big game, I'm predicting a Steelers victory, but it's always great to see the underdogs win!

Happy Chinese New Year - 2009 is Year of the Ox!

Let's hear it for the OX! The Chinese celebrate their New Year starting on a different day than the traditional first of the year. This year it will fall on Monday January 26th, 2009. Their system was first started way back in 2600 BC by Emperor Huang Ti and uses a 12-year cycle with each year represented by 1 of 12 different animals. The animals are: Rat, Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep, Horse, Snake, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger, and this year's mascot, the Ox! The year of the monkey was last held in 2004, which made for a great year for me! Just so you know they say us monkeys are quick-witted, creative, inventors who are flexible..there was no mention of inflated or crazy though.

Back to this year's animal, Mr. Ox... if you were born during an "Ox year" then you are kind and caring, positive minded, have logic and common sense, and your feet are planted on firm ground. Cool to be you! The Ox year has an interesting representation, as it will be a year full of prosperity through hard work and fortitude. The Ox will be patient and capable of enduring a large amount of hardship without complaint...Very interesting considering all that talk about rough economic times!

Learn more about the Chinese Zodiac and your symbol here!

Homemade Christmas Gag Gifts & Monkey Stuff

Since the holiday season is in full-swing, this crazy monkey knows a lot of people are looking for those sweet little homemade gag gifts for Christmas and holiday parties! Let's face it, this may be the perfect time of year to extract a little harmless revenge on that boss or coworker who makes your work days a drag. While this monkey never would condone revenge, I do condone a great gag gift here or there!

Here's some simple ideas for homemade gag gifts you can give for Christmas, that I found while surfing the web...or you can pick up a cool gag gift here!

Hillbilly Potpourri - Mix the following into a small baggie: peanut shells beer tabs beer caps toothpicks spent shells - attach a clever tag or your own nutritional information label.

The Gingerbread Perfect Man - Bake up a Gingerbread man and decorate as you see fit. Attach a card or tag with it reading "The perfect man - quiet, sweet, and if he gives you trouble, you can bite his head off!!!"

Stress Relief Pills - Give a sheet of bubble wrap and a tag or card with these instructions: "Pop one pill every 4-6 hours or as needed".

The Home Excerciser - All that's needed is a block of wood. Include the instructions: "Place block in middle of floor. Walk around it twice. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times." - I think I may start marketing these via infomerical!

Personal Yard stick - A random stick you find out in the yard...Has many uses such as checking oil in the lawn mower, a toy to play catch with Fido, a fire-starter, or in the case of a boss or coworker you can include a card telling them where to...well you know :)



I think a popular but potentially-dangerous gift all year-round is the Flingshot Flying Monkey (seen above). You've probably heard a lot of people say "yeah when monkeys can fly" or "yea and monkeys might fly out of my butt". Well thanks to the Flingshot now they can!

Speaking of monkeys and butts, did you know they sell Anti Monkey Butt Powder??...I already like my butt, but the product claims its a special powder with calamine to absorb sweat, prevent irritated skin and chafing...Ideal for butt-busting activities! - We'll leave it at that! Happy holidays!

Monkey's recommended gag gifts

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Now This is the Spirit of 2008 Halloween Costumes!

Hello crazy Monkey fans!...Halloween has come and gone, just a day ago...Ghouls, ghosts, ghoblins and min-Barack Obamas paraded around neighborhoods in search of sweet treats or scary tricks! Now in the AM, while this monkey scanned some of the morning talk shows and news programs I was very disappointed to see a general lack of Halloween spirit. As we all know Halloween is supposedly a day for the chiquitas to dress up sexy and scandalous and for monkeys to dress up just plain goofy and ridiculous! As you can see in the photo above, NBC did just that on their Today Show. On the left we have news girl Natalie Morales as the sexy Princess Leia from Star Wars...and on the right side is Al Roker as a gigantic, goofy Gingerbread man. Look at the expressions on both Darth Vader and the little kid in the right hand corner's faces...Pure looks of WTF?! directed at Mr. Roker. He definitely rocked that costume!

Also congrats to Princess Leia for having a new baby!! Does this mean we will be in store for a new installment of Star Wars soon? Is that the next Jedi Knight she's holding??



See above, Amy Robach and Meredith Veira also were in true Halloween spirit. Amy was the sexy fair maiden Rapunzel and Meredith was the not-so-sexy Pinnochio. Ok so not all female chiquita's costumes can be sexy! With her nose that length, we have to wonder which news stories she lied to us about!



And let's not forget Matt Lauer, the other male anchor on Today. He dressed up Humpty Dumpty and actually fell of a wall on the air!



Regis & Kelly were Vice-presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Kelly's dead on for that one, just like Tina Fey of SNL!



And in this final photo above, a big blue monster showed up to take Regis' place as co-host of the show with smokin' hot Kelly Ripa! What a lucky big blue monster indeed!

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Haunted Halloween!

Music Lyrics - Monkey Suit by MF Doom

(Who's this masked man??)

Have no fear Monkey is still here! I've been a busy inflated monkey lately, and about to get busier! I have a few trips planned in the coming weeks, so I'm going to be bringing you some new pictures of my adventures!

In the meantime, it's almost Halloween..You can check out some Sexy Halloween Costumes here for yourself! Also, I have provided you lyrics from one of my favorite rap stars. His name is MF Doom, and appropriately he wears a scary mask! Even cooler, his song is called "Monkey Suit". I never wear suits, and hope I'm never made into one, but keep rockin Doom!

Monkey Suit Lyrics by MF Doom

Villain'll hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin
No tellin, slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin"
DOOM- all capitals, no trick spellin
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
(Woopwoosh!) Fresh witty city skits
When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch t*tty fits
Told them call the cops, just don't hold your breath for the ball to drop
Better yet, hold on to your halter top
Kept reppin, steppin in hotta
Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
Surviver of a live crew, not out to jive you
It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
Wylin', get me every red penny
Sold a lonely only child a imaginary enemy
When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He's the broke host this is like his own quiz show
This go out to all my brothers doin long bids and sisters
Who got brothers bein fathers to the wrong kids
Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
Won't find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he'll be off the heezy soon
Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
In participating places tip your waitress'
A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
Won't be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
Chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig

Download MF Doom MP3s at Amazon.com!

Watch the Monkey Suite video on YouTube!

The Top 10 April Fools Pranks!

Happy April fools! This crazy monkey decided to take a look around cyberspace for the Top April Fools jokes ever pulled on people...A website called Museum of Hoaxes has compiled the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of all time!

Here's a look at the Top 10 pranks pulled:

1 - Swiss Spaghetti Harvest of 1957 - BBC reported in 1957 on its news show Panorama that the Swiss were enjoying a plentiful and good Spaghetti harvest due to elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil. Footage of Swiss peasants pulling down spaghetti from trees was shown to add to the joke. I'm planting my seasonal Spaghetti crop as of this entry!

2 - Sidd Finch - In 1985, Sports Illustrated ran a story about Sidd Finch, a new rookie pitcher planning to play for the New York Mets. He could throw pitches up to an amazing 168 miles per hour! He was said to have mastered pitching in a Tibetan monastery. Mets fans were overjoyed, flooding the magazin with requests for more info on their new hero. However, they were merely April Fools victims.

3 - Instant Color TV - Sweden had just one TV station in 1964, and its technical expert appeared on the air to announce an amazing thing. Viewers could convert their existing B&W sets to display color today, simply by pulling a nylon stocking over their TV screen. Thousands fell for the prank putting their TV in hose. Color broadcasts didn't start in Sweden til 8 years later.

4 - The Taco Liberty Bell - In this 1996 stunt, Taco Bell announced its purchase of the Liberty Bell, a huge marketing move. Many angry people called Philly's National Historic Park to complain, and luckily the sale was not real. Taco Bell and the Libery Bell are still two historic landmarks in the US.

5 - San Serriffe - The British newspaper, The Guardian, published a 7 page supplement in 1977 about San Seriffe. It was a small republic in the Indian Ocean which had semi-colon shaped islands. Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse were its main islands. Basically all the names of people and locations were named after printer's terms.


See the Toilet Monster at Prankplace! - Not recommended for the elderly or those with a weak heart.

6 - Nixon for President - A 1992 National Public Radio show announced that Richard Nixon was running for president yet again. "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again" was his campaign slogan, and as the radio played soundbytes of Nixon's speeches, angry calls flooded the station.

7 - Alabama Changes the Value of Pi - Alabama state legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from 3.14159 to the 'Biblical value' of 3.0 The story became viral and circulated all over via email and word of mouth. Today, PI remains at its normal value of 3.14159, everywhere.

8 - The Left Handed Whopper (1998) - Burger King ran a full page ad in USA Today newspaper announcing a special new menu item, the Whopper burger which was rotated 180 degrees for lefties. According to BK, 1000's of customers wrote to request a right-hand version as well.

9 - Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers - 1995's Discover magazine published an article saying a biologist, Dr. Aprile Pazzo had discovered a new species: the Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers. These odd, mythical creatures were complete with bony plates on their heads which could become burning hot, allowing the crazy animals to bore through ice at high speeds. These do not exist folks, but if you see one, contact me!

10 - Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity - A British radio announcer fooled listeners in 1976 saying that Pluto would pass behind Jupiter at 9:47 AM. The announcer told listeners if they jumped in the air that exact moment, the Earth's gravitational pull would be lesser and they'd experience a floating sensation. Amongst hundreds of calls, a woman did report her and 11 friends floated out of their chairs.

Those are some crazy stunts! I'm hoping my owners don't try to fill me with helium or any other gases today, because that might not be too funny!

Remember to watch your backs and fronts today, you never know what someone may be trying to pull!

Source: Museum of Hoaxes

It's the Year of the Rat in 2008!

Happy Chinese New Year you Crazy Monkey fans! As you may or may not know, 2008 is the year of the rat. The rats have been trying hard to take over everywhere from the White House to Taco Bell and Pizza Hut! Now in 2008, they have finally succeeded!

The good thing is that according to Chinese Horoscope 2008, I'm compatibile with these rats!

"Rats enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside affords a view into the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This ever-curious Sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp. If boredom sets in the Rat is no fun at all, but that isn't likely; this Sign knows how to keep itself entertained.

A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves, at least sometimes. If they can develop their sense of self and realize it leaves room for others in their life as well, Rats could find true happiness.

The most compatible match for a Rat is the Dragon or the Monkey."

Check out Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

Crazy Monkey's Holiday Slideshow

Whatsup Myspace friends! Hope you got your fill of turkey and family fun this past Thanksgiving..So now that that's over, it's on with the fun-filled time of year when we go crazy trying to get a parking spot at the mall and snag the last Elmo doll or video game system at the local mall. That's right it's time for us to start shopping for ipods, Elmo dolls, Sony Playstations and other toys for the holidays..

Here's my fun-filled Holiday slideshow of holiday gift ideas:

Hope everyone is having a safe holiday season so far!

The Crazy Monkey

Thanksgiving Horoscopes!

Hey friends, next week is that big day..Time to Feast it up!! Just for kicks here's Monkey's Thanksgiving horoscope (I'm an Aquarius), courtesy of blogthings.com.

Thanksgiving Horoscope for Aquarius

You're the sign most likely to do your own wacky thing for Thanksgiving - like skydiving in a Turkey costume. Your signature dish: Tofurky (tofu "turkey") Your signature dessert: A cocktail This holiday: Give in to all your freaky ideas. Buck tradition!

What's Your Thanksgiving Horoscope?

Macy's Parade Prep Show

Hey Myspace friends...Had some more fun at the Macy's day parade rehearsals. We had a live crowd and all my peeps in attendance..Check out the fun we had, it was a blast!

My Thanksgiving Recipe

Hey Myspace friends! It's November, so you know what that means..Turkey time! If you get stuck for what to bring to this year's Thanksgiving feast, try my all-time favorite pie, Banana Creme! Click the slice of pie to see the full recipe! Enjoy!

(courtesy of www.epicurious.com)

My Top 3 Costumes

Hey Myspace friends..I had a tough time deciding on a costume, last minute. Here are my top 3 choices..

#3 - A Banana - These dogs gave me a great idea of how to get closer to bananas.



#2 - Monkey iPod by Banana - now I can listen to music and trick or treat!



#1 - Tom from Myspace - This was a no-brainer, no disrespect to Tom. I made my own Tom mold for a mask and bought a new white T from K-Mart)




I'm still waiting for Tom's invite to the Myspace Halloween bash, he hasn't returned my texts. Maybe I'll just trick or treat in Pasadena instead! Happy Halloween folks!

Scary Haloween Dudes..

Here's some pics from my recent photo shoot, where I travelled to find the scariest Halloween villains I could..See if you can guess who they are or the movie they came from, Myspace friends..mwahahahaha! ;)

Happy Haloween..and always be safe while out and about!
From: The Crazy Monkey

Hot Female Halloween Costumes

So lady chiquitas, which of the following Sexy Halloween Costumes best fits you? This also provides you with some sexy Halloween costume ideas..Of course Monkey loves all chiquitas in costume, but prefers "Monkey Woman" the superhero most..

There you have it folks, Sexy Halloween Costumes.. Please be careful trick or treating for Candy this year... - Crazy Monkey

Monkey's Monster Muzik Mix!!

Here's the 45 Halloween Horrors on Monkey's Monster Muzik..Get this music on itunes or just chill here and check out the mix!




1. Transylvania 1887
Alan Silvestri

2. Werewolf Trap
Alan Silvestri

3. A Skeleton In The Closet
Anthrax

4. Monster
Automatic

5. Haunted House Blues
Bessie Smith

6. Psycho Man
Black Sabbath

7. Monster Mash
Bobby "Boris" Pickett

8. Nightmare
Brainbug

9. The Haunted House
Charles Aznavour

10. A Nightmare On My Street
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince


11. Jeepers Creepers
Frank Sinatra

12. Diary of a Madman
Gravediggaz

13. Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide
Gravediggaz

14. Twilight Zone
Iron Maiden

15. The Munsters Theme
Jack Marshall

16. Walk With Me In Hell
Lamb Of God

17. Addams Groove
M.C. Hammer/Vanilla Ice

18. "Psycho" Theme Song
Mannheim Steamroller

19. Creatures Of The Night
Mannheim Steamroller

20. Demon's Dance
Mannheim Steamroller

21. Thriller
Michael Jackson

22. Fear Is Big Business
Ministry

23. Dracula's Wedding
OutKast Featuring Kelis

24. Frankenstein
Overkill

25. Bark At The Moon
Ozzy Osbourne

26. Spiders
Ozzy Osbourne

27. Ghost
Pearl Jam

28. Graveyard
Ralph Tresvant

29. The Time Warp
Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast

30. My Darkest Hour
Scary Kids Scaring Kids

31. Curse Of The Werewolf (LP Version)
Schoolyard Heroes

32. Tales From The Crypt
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

33. The Crypt Jam
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

34. The Thing From The Grave
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

35. Haunted
Source Direct

36. Bring Out Your Dead
Strung Out

37. Monster
Strung Out

38. Ghoul's Night Out
The Misfits

39. Halloween
The Misfits

40. Halloween II
The Misfits

41. Dragula
White Zombie

42. Superbeast
White Zombie

43. The Great American Nightmare
White Zombie

44. Freaks Come Out At Night
Whodini

45. Haunted House of Rock
Whodini

You can listen to and find these all at Finetune.com