Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume 2009

(Miss Kelly Kapowski, Bayside babe)

Hey ladies!...are you looking for one of the most original, creative, sexy Halloween costumes for this coming October 31st? Why not go sexy-retro with everyone's favorite, pretty Bayside cheerleader, the Kelly Kapowski Halloween Costume! Kelly (played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) was the hot brunette girl from the always popular Saved by the Bell series shot on location at Bayside High, who all the guys drooled or schemed over. Zack Morris was her main squeeze for quite some time even during the College years and beyond. She was a cheerleader, swimsuit model, and all around sweetheart who dressed in as sexy, preppy sorta way for the times.


(Kelly's one piece lifeguard swimsuit from Mr. Carosi's resort)
So how do you create this Kelly Kapowski costume? Well ladies you could go several ways with this one. Kelly was a swimsuit model, and at one time a lifeguard during summer break at Mr. Carosi's beach resort. On those episodes she donned the green Baywatch-style one piece suit. That might get a little cold, so consider going with a Kelly Kapowski retro late 80's - early 90's fashion look (the jean jacket, pink turtleneck shirt and short denim skirt), or go as Kelly Kapowski, sexy Bayside cheerleader! Gooooo Tigers!


(Old School Bayside Cheerleader)


(Sexy New School Bayside Cheerleader)

Need more inspiration? See the Kelly Kapowski Bayside cheerleading highlight video here! Can you believe they had cheerleaders for the chess team? Bayside must be everyone's dream school!

While this crazy monkey couldn't locate a replica Kelly Kapowski cheerleader costume, you could go with this Bayside Cheerleading T-Shirt instead or the Zack Morris & Kelly Kapowski costume tees available at Amazon.com!



As you'll see in the images, there's two varieties of the Bayside Cheerleading uniform. There was the older, traditional skirt with maroon polo shirt, and then more updated, sexier half shirt which showed the midriff, as well as shorter skirt. You could easily design these with the right clothing items and fabrics for the various letters. Get a friend or relative to help sew or build it, and you'll be a sexy Kelly Kapowski cheerleader clone! Find a guy who wants to go with the Zack Morris Halloween costume and you're one hot couple!


(Kelly has really grown up since her Bayside days!)

See more sexy Kelly Kapowski/Tiffani-Amber Thiessen pics!

Zack Morris Halloween Costume 2009

View Zack Morris wig and costumes!

(Zack Morris for Halloween 2009)

A clever and fun idea for this Halloween 2009 might be to dress up as that class clown, prankster, entrepreneur and ladies man, Zack Morris. The former Bayside High School student resurfaced on a late night with Jimmy Fallon show, sending fans into a frenzy. Rumors and news started up about a possible Saved by the Bell reunion featuring Kelly Kapowski, AC Slater, Lisa Turtle, Jesse "Showgirl" Spanno, and Samuel "Screech Sex Tape" Powers.

With all that hoopla, it provides a fun and original idea for a 2009 Halloween Costume! Dress up as the golden boy himself, blondhaired, blue-eyed Zack Morris of Bayside! The Zack Morris Halloween costume is simplistic yet effective. You can buy most of the clothing you'll need at a local salvation army, goodwill or surplus store on the cheap. Find a big, cool-looking plastic cell phone (extra large style almost like a walkie talkie) at a toy store, also cheaply.

Zack Morris Halloween Costume

What you'll need:

• Blond hair (dyed or wig) or Zack Mask
• Regular fit jeans, not too loose, cuffed
• White Hi-top sneakers, unlaced
• white socks
• Unbuttoned dress shirt, early 90's style
• Funky or plain color late 80's early 90's T-shirt to layer underneath
• Big fake plastic cell phone, available at various toy stores online & real world stores

Throw on a Bayside Tigers t-shirt as part of your costume!

It's as easy as that to dress up as Zack Morris. You could also find yourself a cool Saved By The Bell Bayside Tigers T-Shirt, as many retailers sell those, such as Amazon.com or even Busted Tees. You'll want the look to be retro if you're going for the 80's inspired episodes of Saved by the Bell, with the funky colored jackets and layered t-shirt underneath. Blonde hair is also a must for this Halloween outfit!

Dressing up as Zack Morris, former lead singer of Zack Attack, and creator of such products as jewelry that made girls skin turn purple, can be a really fun Halloween idea. You might even consider bringing a hot brunette with you, dressed in the Bayside cheerleader uniform like the Kelly Kapowski Halloween costume idea!

Various sites also sell a Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski set of costumes - they're basically just Bayside T-shirts you wear as a couple.

So dress up in your Zack Morris Halloween Costume this year and watch the ladies flock to you...but watch out for an angry Mr. Belding, or that big Mike dude from Saved by the Bell the College Years!

Now This is the Spirit of 2008 Halloween Costumes!

Hello crazy Monkey fans!...Halloween has come and gone, just a day ago...Ghouls, ghosts, ghoblins and min-Barack Obamas paraded around neighborhoods in search of sweet treats or scary tricks! Now in the AM, while this monkey scanned some of the morning talk shows and news programs I was very disappointed to see a general lack of Halloween spirit. As we all know Halloween is supposedly a day for the chiquitas to dress up sexy and scandalous and for monkeys to dress up just plain goofy and ridiculous! As you can see in the photo above, NBC did just that on their Today Show. On the left we have news girl Natalie Morales as the sexy Princess Leia from Star Wars...and on the right side is Al Roker as a gigantic, goofy Gingerbread man. Look at the expressions on both Darth Vader and the little kid in the right hand corner's faces...Pure looks of WTF?! directed at Mr. Roker. He definitely rocked that costume!

Also congrats to Princess Leia for having a new baby!! Does this mean we will be in store for a new installment of Star Wars soon? Is that the next Jedi Knight she's holding??



See above, Amy Robach and Meredith Veira also were in true Halloween spirit. Amy was the sexy fair maiden Rapunzel and Meredith was the not-so-sexy Pinnochio. Ok so not all female chiquita's costumes can be sexy! With her nose that length, we have to wonder which news stories she lied to us about!



And let's not forget Matt Lauer, the other male anchor on Today. He dressed up Humpty Dumpty and actually fell of a wall on the air!



Regis & Kelly were Vice-presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Kelly's dead on for that one, just like Tina Fey of SNL!



And in this final photo above, a big blue monster showed up to take Regis' place as co-host of the show with smokin' hot Kelly Ripa! What a lucky big blue monster indeed!

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Haunted Halloween!

Music Lyrics - Monkey Suit by MF Doom

(Who's this masked man??)

Have no fear Monkey is still here! I've been a busy inflated monkey lately, and about to get busier! I have a few trips planned in the coming weeks, so I'm going to be bringing you some new pictures of my adventures!

In the meantime, it's almost Halloween..You can check out some Sexy Halloween Costumes here for yourself! Also, I have provided you lyrics from one of my favorite rap stars. His name is MF Doom, and appropriately he wears a scary mask! Even cooler, his song is called "Monkey Suit". I never wear suits, and hope I'm never made into one, but keep rockin Doom!

Monkey Suit Lyrics by MF Doom

Villain'll hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin
No tellin, slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin"
DOOM- all capitals, no trick spellin
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
(Woopwoosh!) Fresh witty city skits
When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch t*tty fits
Told them call the cops, just don't hold your breath for the ball to drop
Better yet, hold on to your halter top
Kept reppin, steppin in hotta
Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
Surviver of a live crew, not out to jive you
It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
Wylin', get me every red penny
Sold a lonely only child a imaginary enemy
When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He's the broke host this is like his own quiz show
This go out to all my brothers doin long bids and sisters
Who got brothers bein fathers to the wrong kids
Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
Won't find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he'll be off the heezy soon
Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
In participating places tip your waitress'
A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
Won't be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
Chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig

Download MF Doom MP3s at Amazon.com!

Watch the Monkey Suite video on YouTube!

My Top 3 Costumes

Hey Myspace friends..I had a tough time deciding on a costume, last minute. Here are my top 3 choices..

#3 - A Banana - These dogs gave me a great idea of how to get closer to bananas.



#2 - Monkey iPod by Banana - now I can listen to music and trick or treat!



#1 - Tom from Myspace - This was a no-brainer, no disrespect to Tom. I made my own Tom mold for a mask and bought a new white T from K-Mart)




I'm still waiting for Tom's invite to the Myspace Halloween bash, he hasn't returned my texts. Maybe I'll just trick or treat in Pasadena instead! Happy Halloween folks!

Scary Haloween Dudes..

Here's some pics from my recent photo shoot, where I travelled to find the scariest Halloween villains I could..See if you can guess who they are or the movie they came from, Myspace friends..mwahahahaha! ;)

Happy Haloween..and always be safe while out and about!
From: The Crazy Monkey

Hot Female Halloween Costumes

So lady chiquitas, which of the following Sexy Halloween Costumes best fits you? This also provides you with some sexy Halloween costume ideas..Of course Monkey loves all chiquitas in costume, but prefers "Monkey Woman" the superhero most..

There you have it folks, Sexy Halloween Costumes.. Please be careful trick or treating for Candy this year... - Crazy Monkey

Monkey's Monster Muzik Mix!!

Here's the 45 Halloween Horrors on Monkey's Monster Muzik..Get this music on itunes or just chill here and check out the mix!




1. Transylvania 1887
Alan Silvestri

2. Werewolf Trap
Alan Silvestri

3. A Skeleton In The Closet
Anthrax

4. Monster
Automatic

5. Haunted House Blues
Bessie Smith

6. Psycho Man
Black Sabbath

7. Monster Mash
Bobby "Boris" Pickett

8. Nightmare
Brainbug

9. The Haunted House
Charles Aznavour

10. A Nightmare On My Street
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince


11. Jeepers Creepers
Frank Sinatra

12. Diary of a Madman
Gravediggaz

13. Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide
Gravediggaz

14. Twilight Zone
Iron Maiden

15. The Munsters Theme
Jack Marshall

16. Walk With Me In Hell
Lamb Of God

17. Addams Groove
M.C. Hammer/Vanilla Ice

18. "Psycho" Theme Song
Mannheim Steamroller

19. Creatures Of The Night
Mannheim Steamroller

20. Demon's Dance
Mannheim Steamroller

21. Thriller
Michael Jackson

22. Fear Is Big Business
Ministry

23. Dracula's Wedding
OutKast Featuring Kelis

24. Frankenstein
Overkill

25. Bark At The Moon
Ozzy Osbourne

26. Spiders
Ozzy Osbourne

27. Ghost
Pearl Jam

28. Graveyard
Ralph Tresvant

29. The Time Warp
Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast

30. My Darkest Hour
Scary Kids Scaring Kids

31. Curse Of The Werewolf (LP Version)
Schoolyard Heroes

32. Tales From The Crypt
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

33. The Crypt Jam
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

34. The Thing From The Grave
Soundtrack – Tales from the Crypt

35. Haunted
Source Direct

36. Bring Out Your Dead
Strung Out

37. Monster
Strung Out

38. Ghoul's Night Out
The Misfits

39. Halloween
The Misfits

40. Halloween II
The Misfits

41. Dragula
White Zombie

42. Superbeast
White Zombie

43. The Great American Nightmare
White Zombie

44. Freaks Come Out At Night
Whodini

45. Haunted House of Rock
Whodini

You can listen to and find these all at Finetune.com