Saturday, October 03, 2009

Yuliana Peniche Calzones Caliente

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(Muy caliente Yuliana Peniche!)

Well folks I'm pleased to announced that the family who lets this crazy monkey live with them just got their DISH Satellite TV upgraded from basic to the next level! That's silver plus level with all sorts of cool new channels including SIRIUS Satellite radio music stations, FX, Lifetime Movie Network (not my favorite), MSNBC, The Speed Channel, ESPN U, a buncha sports channels, and my personal favorites...3 new Spanish Channels including UNIVISION! In case you didn't know, I'm a personal fan of the Latina ladies porque eres my caliente ;) (Pardon my Spanish, it's been a while!)

Anyways, since we get these three new Spanish channels, it allows me to brush up on my Spanish (and watch the hot chicas). I was browsing through and caught this show this morning called "Bajo el mismo techo". It's about a familia (family) and some other stuff, and it was made in 2005. The one chica in the show really caught my eye, and come to find out she's a mega-star or at least searched for a lot here on the interweb world wide net! Her name, Yuliana Peniche, apparently many searches are caliente por Yuliana Peniche calzones!



Yuliana's a 28 year old babe born in Mexico City with some great legs and cute personality! In the video above you'll see why they love Yuliana Peniche calzones, as she is taught some "dance" by a Spanish guy who looks like he's giving her a modified Heimlich maneuver. She's not choking, and he's surely enjoying himself! Enjoy the video from a show called "Se Vale", it looks like from further review of YouTube videos of the TV series, it involves a lot of guys getting to handle Yuliana, toss her around or put her in various positions for dance moves which seem to lead to her showing upskirts or calzones...The Spanish Channels rock!

....and don't worry Victoria Del Rosal, monkey still luvs ya as my muy #1 caliente chica!

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This babe's also been on some show called "Platanito Show" which features a bunch of clowns clowning around. You can also see Yuliana Peniche acting in a more serious film role in Destilando Amor a romance movie where she plays "Margarita". Call me baby, I'll be your inflated lover in the sequel!

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Babes of Current TV Infomercials

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(I think they're talkin' bout the tomatoes!!^^)

See your favorite sexy hot pics and images now!

Today I want to take a look at some of the current Babes of TV Infomercials (BOTI) or "As Seen on TV Hotties Monkey Adores" (ASTHMA). You know the girls who use the whole "sex sells" concept to help pitch products. I'm sure you've seen the current TV infomercial ads on late night television or early morning TV which sell things like Chuck Norris or Tony Little fitness products like the Gazelle? Or you've seen those continually repeating advertisements for Snuggies or Debut reduction... Or maybe you've seen those products that claim there's some shortcuts to internet millions? Most of these recent infomercial ads rely on having hot hostesses or spokesmodels who lure buyers into buying. That's the beauty of these infomercial ads, and why this crazy monkey loves them (well some of them).

Let's take a look at my favorite infomercial babes and as seen on TV hotties:

1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV hostess

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(SLTV hostess & bikini model, VDR)

(See more hot and sexy pics!)

This one's a no brainer for me. Miss Victoria Del Rosal (aka Angie Del Rosal) currently serves as a hot latina hostess on SLTV (Shop Latino TV) or (Sexy Latina TV). She's modeled for Nissan, been in Puerto Vallarta Maxim and knows how to host and sell with the best of em on TV! I've already professed my love for her here at this blog countless times, because her sexyness is really what gets people buying silly products like the Shape Changer Bras, Air Climbers, Hair stylers, or Ab Rockers. All you need is Victoria in a tight, sexy outfit, and the product starts flying off the shelves at SLTV! She's a hot hostess with the mostest. Victoria Del Rosal, Angie, whatever you go by... call me. ;)



2)The Jeff Paul Girls

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The Jeff Paul Shortcuts to Internet Millions product features several beauties depending on which version of the infomercial you watch. In its earlier days, this ad for an easy way to make money online featured two busty babes named Tina Milano and Kelly Britz. One was blonde, the other brunette, just in case you needed help identifying that. The two hotties discussed how easy it was to set up their own email and just make money online..jiggle jiggle. The hypnotic effect was quite clever and people bought in while the sight of breasts mesmerized them.

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(New Jeff Paul girls: Carmen Palumbo & Stacey Hayes)

Fast forward to present day and we have two even more beautiful Jeff Paul Girls, again a brunette and a blond. In the newest commercial which is set in a lavish luxury resort mansion setting, Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes have become the next generation of Jeff Paul Girls. You may recognize Stacey as the hot co-host on the TV game show, Lingo with Chuck Woolrey.



3) Women of The FIRM

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What's better than sexy women, hot housewives and cute young coeds in tight spandex, shorts and leggings doing high intensity aerobics, stretches, yoga positions and sweating while they do workouts? Not much I can think of! The FIRM fitness workouts product has been around for decades (started in 1979) in its infomercials featuring a bevvy of beauties controlling the tempo of housewives looking to shed pounds all around the nation. Some of the hot hosts and instructors have included Tracie Long, Ally Del Rio, Allison Davis, and even Nancy Butts! These workouts by The FIRM still get me sweating to this day! Trust me if you're not firm after watching these Firm ladies do their thing, then you deserve your money (and/or time) back!

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(This monkey is a Firm believer!)


4)Darla Haun - Infomercial Superstar

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(Wanna see Darla Haun nude?)

Darla, Darla, Darla! This mega-infomercial star has also been a movie star! She's been in as seen on tv gigs for everything from Ab Supreme to Mr. T's food making product to Slim 'N Lift: Jaynie Roberts' True Shape. She's mingled with Mr. T and Greg Brady in infomercials, making her one of the most famous of as seen on television celebs. Darla's perhaps most famous for helping pitch Tony Little's Gazelle fitness machine. You can check out a really old school video from the 90's of Tony hopping on the Gazelle behind Darla to demonstrate, um how it works... You can pick a Tony Little Gazelle up used or new at eBay to start getting yourself in shape while watching Darla do her thing on the infomercials!


5) Nancy Valen - Babewatch to Instyler


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(Nancy Valen naked pics please?)

Nancy Valen used to don the hot red one piece Baywatch lifeguard uniform as Samantha Thomas in 13 episodes (1989-1997), and she also put on a nurse uniform to check the temperature of an illness-faking Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell. After growing up and retiring from those gigs Nancy's moved on (According to her IMDB entry she's married and Celebrity Sleuth magazine says she measures at 34-24-35 - Zach really lost out!). Now this hot chiquita helps sell a helpful hair product known as the Instyler.

I've yet to try the inStyler on myself as I'm afraid it would melt my cute plastic self. But apparently you can use it to match Michelle Obama's hairstyle. Anyways, back to Nancy Valen, she has also appeared in infomercials with that Kevin Trudeau guy who I hear has been in some hot water over false claims and info he's put out in his infomercials. Nonetheless, if you catch Nancy on TV you'll see her radiating beauty and hotness without even holding an inStyler hair thingamajig!

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There you have it folks, these are the hottest of the hot from those tv ads pitching products you wind up selling or buying at someone's yard sale...I'm sure there's plenty more sexy babes in infomercials or chicks from as seen on TV advertisements.

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(Behold the Rosetta Stones)

Honorable mention also goes to the Rosetta Stone babe - Lesley Ann Machado - who makes some brief appearances in ads here or there (check out her Myspace here). You'll also notice I've left off the "Girls Gone Wild" because quite honestly there's just so many of them and they've only achieved 15 seconds of fame each!

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Day the Earth Stood Still on Facebook

So I was minding my own monkey bizness just a day after Valentine's day and all of a sudden a mysterious email announcement popped up. It was my main squeeze (or so I thought), Miss Victoria Del Rosal. You know the girl who came in at #1 on Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latina Babes list? Check it out...

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(The message from Miss Del Rosal, sent February 15, 2009)

You can imagine my disappointment, shock and utter confusion here folks...Either Victoria has suffered amnesia, or she has truly forgotten my sexy inflated self! She still has yet to add me to her Facebook friends, possibly to keep our relationship secret from prying media hounds... Nonetheless, this monkey will continue to support the sexy Victoria Del Rosal and anything she may be selling on the SLTV channel, but no I will not wear the shape changer bra!

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