Steal a Taco Tuesday!

Greetings free food fans! Do you like Major League Baseball? How about Taco Bell? Well in a current promotion, the people that made us all run for the border and think outside the bun are now encouraging us to steal a base, steal a taco! Right now with the 2008 World Series going on, Taco Bell will be giving away a free taco to each customer who requests it on Tuesday October 28th between 2 and 6 PM EST. All this because the Tampa Bay Rays Jason Bartlett stole a base in the World Series...how cool is that? So while there may be a Phillies parade tomorrow, there may also be a parade of fans to Taco Bells across the US! See more about the promo at stealabasestealataco.com

In other free news, this monkey really recommends you bookmark a website called Spoofee.com Over there they have forums and posts with the best deals around, both on and offline. I've scored many a free thing there, including shampoo, deodorant, cereals, snack bars, Nicorette and most recently a FREE subscription to Maxim magazine..can't beat that with a baseball bat! So head on over, the site is Spoofee.com!

2008 Political Humor & Election Tees!

This monkey's all ready to vote in a few weeks, as are many other Americans! It's great to engage in our civic duty and play a part in shaping the nation's future! While I won't reveal my party or who I'm voting for, I wanted to share some crazy, fun presidential stuff here!

You've all seen it, and if you haven't here it is...The media outlets have been havin' a field day with this one! Former SNL star and current 30 Rock Star, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL! You've gotta admit Fey's got Palin spot on!



The WWE was even involved in this election. Several months ago they had pre-recorded video messages from each of the presidential candidates shown to fans live. Hilary, Barack and McCain each made wrestling references such as McCain saying he'd send The Undertaker after Osama Bin Laden, and Barack asking "Do you smell what Barack is cookin??!" Classic stuff..even better, two immitators got into the ring for a good ol' fashioned one-on-one match. It was Barack vs. Hilary in the WWE ring! Check out footage here at YouTube! (Note to WWE: Barack's ears were slightly overdone!)


Also, in case you didn't know....




At Busted Tees they are offering two of their 2008 election tee's for just $12 now on sale! Pick up the one based on who you support or give them to friends! And don't forget to vote in the 2008 election!



Stop by and pick up some Hilarious shirts at BustedTees.com!

Music Lyrics - Monkey Suit by MF Doom

(Who's this masked man??)

Have no fear Monkey is still here! I've been a busy inflated monkey lately, and about to get busier! I have a few trips planned in the coming weeks, so I'm going to be bringing you some new pictures of my adventures!

In the meantime, it's almost Halloween..You can check out some Sexy Halloween Costumes here for yourself! Also, I have provided you lyrics from one of my favorite rap stars. His name is MF Doom, and appropriately he wears a scary mask! Even cooler, his song is called "Monkey Suit". I never wear suits, and hope I'm never made into one, but keep rockin Doom!

Monkey Suit Lyrics by MF Doom

Villain'll hold the mic like he's mean and his tummy hurt
In a clean pair, ripped jeans and a bummy shirt
Wonderin would you clap your hands if he was friendly?
Dapper Dan dipped and pretend to be Fendi and gold sellin
No tellin, slap a fan hand down, tell 'em "no yellin"
DOOM- all capitals, no trick spellin
Got what it take to get it through your thick melon
(Woopwoosh!) Fresh witty city skits
When he get wreck, pretty emcees catch t*tty fits
Told them call the cops, just don't hold your breath for the ball to drop
Better yet, hold on to your halter top
Kept reppin, steppin in hotta
Ignoring pigs like Bigs Top Shotta
Surviver of a live crew, not out to jive you
It stings when he laugh when he at the bank drive-thru
Wylin', get me every red penny
Sold a lonely only child a imaginary enemy
When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He's the broke host this is like his own quiz show
This go out to all my brothers doin long bids and sisters
Who got brothers bein fathers to the wrong kids
Stay strong and ride like the funky flute
Won't find the Villain in the street inside no monkey suit
Or either at the bar in no gorilly bra
Nor raceway park scoring on no silly car
Ask the stranger he knows who you really are
Behind the mask face stay dark, no boring willy star
Gleaming, dreaming, screaming- he'll be off the heezy soon
Cunning live rats drive at your steaming greasy spoon
In participating places tip your waitress'
A sure fire way to wire, trip the matrices
Skip ya laces, all black tennis miniature
Ball stack, gall tall pack, Guinness minister
Tussle the hustle, cut your dank with dirt
Won't be in the club in a muscle tank shirt
You could find 'em in the pub with the grub stain
Chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain
Sane, some say he plum crazy
Amazed at how he still get paid but dumb lazy
That's for him to know and for you to guess
Won't be caught in a suit vest at no computer desk
A suede front, maybe may stunt khaki dig
Not in no braids or no lace-front yaki wig

Download MF Doom MP3s at Amazon.com!

Watch the Monkey Suite video on YouTube!