The Key Ring Thing at keyringthing.com!

(This is not the keyringthing!)

Folks, I don't know about you but the more of those rewards shoppers and store loyalty things I sign up for, the more stuff I have to carry around in my wallet and on my key ring. Luckily there's a nifty device called the key ring thing which keyringthing.com has available to help reduce the pocket, wallet and pocketbook clutter that all those cards bring!

Where can you get Key Ring Thing free: at the official website, KeyRingThing.com

What Key Ring Thing does is allows you to combine all those loyalty card/rewards shopper tags onto one easy card. It will combine up to 6 club, discount, and loyalty cards on one credit-card size card, that will easily fit in wallets or pocketbooks. According to the keyringthing.com site, the average American household belongs to a staggering 12 different loyalty programs! Also retailers may not know it, but less than 4 of every 10 loyalty cards currently issued are active. So the keyringthing benefits the consumers by helping them save money more often, as well as retailers by helping them keep customers coming back for more rewards and items. By signing up at keyringthing.com, you get to combine all those silly programs together, receive gift coupons of your choice and can easily join new loyalty programs, all for free!

Another added benefit of getting the KeyRingThing cards is that you can reprint replacement KeyRingThing cards at any time from the KeyRingThing.com website. No financial data is collected from the consumer so if you do lose your card, don't fret!

The website for the KeyRingThing states that the cards should always work properly, so if your card doesn't scan right it may be a store scanner which is malfunctioning or trying to screw you out of your deals. Remember, the customer is always right!

Today's the day you can take control of your spending, save some money and get a free keyringthing that everyone's talking about! Head over to keyringthing.com to get your free Key Ring Thing today!

How to Fish for Dates Online...

(My official Plenty o' fish dating profile!)

The other day I took the plunge and joined this free dating site called Plenty of Fish aka plentyoffish.com! It's cool because it's free, you can take a little personality quiz to determine your psychotic tendencies and then they match you up with hot women who are looking for dates! It's amazing how many wild blonde and brunette chiquitas they have matched me with just on Day 1 because of my party animal nature! Once they go inflated monkey they never go back!

Once you sign up you can upload a picture of choice (notice I chose my sexiest one). Then they require you to fill out a profile of your interests and hobbies plus what your ideal first date is...I tried to make mine interesting without lying too much...I embellished on my salary a bit, but Hollywood women tend to like guys with $$$!

If you're feeling crazy like me and are single or a swinger, head over to Plentyoffish.com and sign yourself up. Beware of stalkers, psychos and crazies..but you just may find a diamond in the ruff!

(PS it only makes me slightly nervous that there is a guy with a loaded rifle hunting ducks staked out next to my picture on a dating site!)

Miss Meghan McCain has a Blog!

I'm really gonna miss seeing McCain (the one pictured)...The way it's looking for the 2008 Presidential election, Senator John McCain may lose by a landslide to Senator Barack Obama. It will be a sad day for McCain & Palin as they accept defeat, but an even sadder day for this monkey and plenty of others! You see McCain has a 20-something daughter named Meghan. She's not only an extremely-fine chiquita, but she also blogs about cool stuff!

Over at her blog, Meghan has talked about everything she can during her dad's exhausting campaigning. It's not just a bunch of political mumbo jumbo either or how cool college life can be. Her blog is full of pics from the various campaign stops, and even includes her songs of the day! The songs are from her personal iPod playlists for different events or experiences. Today's song is "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler. She plans to have a final election day playlist too.. Meghan's blog basically shows how she has a rockstar lifestyle now, as she even met the wife of one of the Ramones! I highly recommend you check her blog out if you want to keep up with this fine chiquita and all she's up to after the election!

See Meghan McCain's Blogette Playlists

See Meghan McCain's personal blog - McCainBlogette.com

(Note: Meghan please start campaigning for Maxim in 2008-09!)

Steal a Taco Tuesday!

Greetings free food fans! Do you like Major League Baseball? How about Taco Bell? Well in a current promotion, the people that made us all run for the border and think outside the bun are now encouraging us to steal a base, steal a taco! Right now with the 2008 World Series going on, Taco Bell will be giving away a free taco to each customer who requests it on Tuesday October 28th between 2 and 6 PM EST. All this because the Tampa Bay Rays Jason Bartlett stole a base in the World Series...how cool is that? So while there may be a Phillies parade tomorrow, there may also be a parade of fans to Taco Bells across the US! See more about the promo at stealabasestealataco.com

In other free news, this monkey really recommends you bookmark a website called Spoofee.com Over there they have forums and posts with the best deals around, both on and offline. I've scored many a free thing there, including shampoo, deodorant, cereals, snack bars, Nicorette and most recently a FREE subscription to Maxim magazine..can't beat that with a baseball bat! So head on over, the site is Spoofee.com!

2008 Political Humor & Election Tees!

This monkey's all ready to vote in a few weeks, as are many other Americans! It's great to engage in our civic duty and play a part in shaping the nation's future! While I won't reveal my party or who I'm voting for, I wanted to share some crazy, fun presidential stuff here!

You've all seen it, and if you haven't here it is...The media outlets have been havin' a field day with this one! Former SNL star and current 30 Rock Star, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL! You've gotta admit Fey's got Palin spot on!



The WWE was even involved in this election. Several months ago they had pre-recorded video messages from each of the presidential candidates shown to fans live. Hilary, Barack and McCain each made wrestling references such as McCain saying he'd send The Undertaker after Osama Bin Laden, and Barack asking "Do you smell what Barack is cookin??!" Classic stuff..even better, two immitators got into the ring for a good ol' fashioned one-on-one match. It was Barack vs. Hilary in the WWE ring! Check out footage here at YouTube! (Note to WWE: Barack's ears were slightly overdone!)


Also, in case you didn't know....




At Busted Tees they are offering two of their 2008 election tee's for just $12 now on sale! Pick up the one based on who you support or give them to friends! And don't forget to vote in the 2008 election!



Stop by and pick up some Hilarious shirts at BustedTees.com!

5 Websites this Monkey Swings On

This crazy inflated monkey wants to share with you a few of my favorite world wide web sites to swing around on. They not only can be fun to use or help you kill time, but some also give you cool stuff like prizes or money!

1) Cash Crate - This one's fun because they pay you money to do these survey things, answering questions about beer or jeans or makeup! Some of them take 10 minutes or less, others take a little longer..You can also sign up for special offers and get paid for that too! You keep getting money each month and then they mail you a check! Or you can choose to get prizes like Target and Best Buy gift cards or even game systems...Very fun, Very Rewarding!

Sign up for Cash Crate here!

2) Gather - This is just a fun little online community where everyone is gathered together. People can upload their cool stuff like articles they wrote, or images or videos. Then you can comment on them and rate them. You gain points here and can cash out for gift cards, donate to charity or even earn $$$$!

Sign up for Gather here!

3) Boomertowne - This one is for "Boomers"! They are a hip and cool generation of people. You sign up, add friends, check out news, sports, weather, finance articles, go in chat rooms, play trivia games, go on scavenger hunts and more! You get points even faster than the #3 site, and you can get stuff like Wine kits, Laptop cases and $250 Visa Gift Cards! There's also prizes awarded for various contests like $1000!

Check out Boomertowne here!

4) Linkshare - I use this one on the Adventures of a Crazy Inflated Monkey blog. You become an affiliate at this site, and then can join all sorts of company's programs to make money! Like Apple iTunes or Walmart, and many, many more! It's great for blogs and websites because it's all sorts of companys who want to advertise their great products! So no matter what you blog about, they have something you can use and maybe make money with it!

Join the LinkShare Referral Program for free!

5)Twitter - This one's popular with some, while others say it's a waste of time. I think it's fun, because it asks "What are you doing?" and you can say whatever you want! Of course you only get 140 characters to say it, but it's fun! So if you just ate lunch, walked your dog, checked your garden, or wrote a blog post, tell the world on Twitter! It's also great for keeping in touch with family, friends and coworkers because you can send a message from your cell to Twitter to update people..Very powerful and fun!

Follow me on Twitter here!

There you have it friends, when I'm bored I use these 5 sites most with my time. I encourage you to check them all out... They can be fun, give you new ideas and best of all, give you prizes and money!

Blogsvertise & Twitter Time!

I'm a curious, antsy and fidgety sort of party animal so I need to find new things to occupy my time online. As of today I've been accepted into 2 new cool sites in the WWW, Blogsvertise and Twitter, and I'm anxious to use both!

Blogsvertise is cool because they said they want to pay me to talk about their stuff on my blog..So as soon as they start sendin me assignments, I'm down for whatever! I'm all for tryin to make monkey online so I can buy bananas or a fence for my garden!

You can also sign up and use Blogsvertise for doing your own blog advertising too. Give it a try!

Twitter is twitter-tastic, because it's like a big conversational website where everyone just says what the heck they are doing..I've heard it's crazy addictive and everyone's doin it! Below is my very first Twitter transmission:



Kinda like Entrecard...You can even Twitter from a phone from what I hear! Biz Stone and The Twitter Team already sent me a warm welcome by email!

You can follow this crazy monkey here at Twitter. - my profile's new so cut me slack til I make it look crazier and cooler! I tried to put a background but received the following cryptic message:



By the way I'm accepting anyone who tries to advertise with me on Entrecard, no matter what they're blog's talkin bout...So far I've had the most interest from people who try to make monkey online! Keep sendin me your ads, it's all good friends!