Rampage Jackson & Heather Nichols, WOW!

So hottie reporter Heather Nichols was interviewing UFC big dude, Rampage Jackson. She asked all those usual hard-hitting questions including asking him about his acting career. She then suggested a romantic movie starring herself and Jackson. Apparently, Jackson thought that meant a dry hump porn role, and began to demonstrated his uh, acting, talents on the gorgeous Nichols.

Folks, I'm a crazy monkey, but this kinda stuff crosses a line for us animals. As a blow up doll, I would never do this to a female interviewing me, since I might become overinflated or even worse, deflated! People out there will argue that Heather wasn't really telling Rampage to stop doing it, some even argue she was "asking for it" and others are arguing that this guy's an animal. You make the call below...

Snuggies Cult Continues!

The Snuggies cult following continues...according to YouTube.com, there's not only Snuggies infomercials but also Snuggies Spoofs, Snuggies cults, Snuggies for cats and even the Church of Snuggies!

If you don't know what Snuggies are my friend, then maybe you don't have a television set. Snuggies are these funky blanket style robe things that make you look like a strangely colored Jedi Knight, Monk or as the video below shows, a cult member. These things are the most popular fad since the iPod and keep showing up everywhere you look these days...There's even Snuggies accessories and patterns being developed to create special designer styles...who woulda thunk it?

The video clip below will outline exactly what you can expect if you join the Snuggies cult...They aren't exactly my crowd due to their choices of reading material and foods!



I couldn't resist getting some after seeing the above clip, so my 2 Snuggies are on their way this week shipped from Vegas...Want to get your hands on or inside some Snuggies? Check out the latest Snuggies ebay listings here to get yourself Snuggified!

Crazy Monkey Presents The Karate Chimp

Meet my friend The Karate Chimp. He's skilled in the various martial arts and has displayed it quite well on this YouTube video. It's good he's my friend too because if we were enemies he'd kick the crap, or air out of me!

Another friend of the Crazy Monkey you might wanna check out is this Beatboxin' Dog, he's pretty skilled with sounds. As you'll see there's plenty of Party Animals all over the place. Keep it real!

Shock the Monkey!

One of my all-time favorite music videos and hit songs is Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel. I'm not a kinky crazy inflated monkey, but I do like music and partying. I've been writing to Mr. Gabriel for quite some time now asking to be in the music video remake, but no go on that deal....yet! Either way, his song always gets me energized! It's been featured on the hilarious South Park show and even in that sad movie about Monkey experimentation called Project X!

Shock the Monkey also makes for a cool ringtone for my iPhone!

The Shock the Monkey MP3 is available at Amazon.com.

Check out the lyrics below and the YouTube video!


Shock the Monkey
by Peter Gabriel
Album: Security

Shock the monkey to life
Shock the monkey to life

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out the trees
Now Im on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know when youre going to shock the monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I cant take any more
Darling, dont you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Somethings burning
Dont like it but I guess Im learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life

More Monkey Lyrics:

Brass Monkey lyrics by Beastie Boys

Monkey Wrench Lyrics by Foo Fighters

Wall Warning No Monkey Lyrics