Wednesday, January 30, 2008

It's Crazy Monkey Flu Season!

nurse with crazy monkey flu shot

Hello friends and fans! I just wanted to remind everyone to be extra cautious and careful this winter season, because the flu is definitely going around and hitting people all over! Luckily this crazy monkey has a great Chiquita to play nurse for me! I just hope she doesn't use that syringe because it could be dangerous when injected into an inflated party animal like me!

Make sure to get your flu shot and stay healthy during flu season!

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Meet the Crazy Spartan Monkey!

meet the spartan monkey

It's your favorite crazy monkey back from another fun adventure. This time around I got to hang out in the funtastic world of the Spartanizers. It's a cool new online toy associated with the movie "Meet the Spartans" which spoofs everyone's favorite blood and guts movie 300. As you can see from the above pic, things got a little out of hand with the miniature Spartan army. It was cool to ditch my inflated body for the six pack abs of Gerard Butler for a bit though!

Until then you can go Spartanize yourself and send cool and wacky email postcards to your friends! View the official Meet the Spartans website here. Check it out in theaters on January 25, 2008!

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Invasion of the Trunk Monkeys!

crazy trunk monkeys

Uh oh....Here comes the Trunk Monkeys! What is a Trunk Monkey you ask ? It's a friend of the Crazy inflated monkey, only it inhabits the trunks of Subarus! Trust me everyone should have this feature built into their rides these days. Simply push a button and the Trunk monkey appears ready to help with the weight transfer on your rear wheels. It was originally developed for the Impreza, WRX, Forester and Legacy, but is expanding to other platforms. Not only that, there's Trunk Monkey fan clubs as welll as T-shirts and other merchandise available!

Go to Trunkmoney.com to watch the hilarious advertisements!

(Note: Hot bikini model not included with trunk or monkey!)




More Monkey Business:

Monkey & Meez

Make Monkey Bread

See Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

Home of Crazy Monkey

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Monkey and Meez!

Check out this hottie..She comes straight from the land of Meez! Monkey recently learned about these fascinating creatures...

meez girl

What a dancer..Meez so horny now!..But anyways the Meez is a cool character you can create. It's a virtual 3-D character which you can design, dress up and acessorize. You can play games to earn credits to buy more cool stuff for your 3-D person too. There's even a Meez Movie. It sounds like quite the monkey business going on in the land of Meez! To make your own, head over to MEEZ.com!

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Get Your Webkinz Monkey!

webkinz monkeys


Welcome to the wild world of Webkinz! There's plenty of these party animals to go around. Now with the Webkinz phenomenon you can add your own plush party animals into your collection! There's several monkeys in the collection as well as gorillas, dogs, lions, zebras and more! Each of the Webkinz comes with a unique secret code you enter here on the World Wide Web that lets youMonkey around with these Webkinz and trade em' with you friends!

Check out Webkinz at Amazon.com!

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

I Got My Crazy New Monkey ID!

Crazy Monkey McLovin ID

I'm sure many of you have seen the super funny new movie Superbad. It stars my main man, Fogell aka "McLovin" in one of the lead roles. If you saw it, you know that McLovin was in charge of hooking his pals up with the goods at the package store. To do that he had to get smart and get himself a cool looking ID.

Since this Crazy Monkey is always keeping it cool, I opted for my own McLovin ID. Now I can buy all the other inflated party animals alcohol! I just have to hope they don't notice my height and weight!

Check out Superbad on DVD at Amazon. If you haven't seen it yet it's hilarious!

Also check out the McLovin ID Generator and make your own cool ID!

Also if you're hungry, check out my Crazy Monkey Bread recipes!

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Arctic Monkeys Lyrics - Teddy Picker

My good friends, the Arctic Monkeys prefer it a bit on the cool side, with their music and climate preference. This crazy monkey loves to stay warm, but I still enjoy their work. In case you're wondering Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys, they are a musical group with some great tunes! Without further ado..here's Arctic Monkey Lyrics for their great song "Teddy Picker"!

Teddy Picker
by Arctic Monkeys


Despair up to the point when they provoke,
The punchline before they have told the joke.
The sheer desperation to be scene/seen,
Staring at the television screen.

Despair up to the point when they provoke,
You to tell the f---ng punchline before you have told the joke.
But sorry sunshine it doesn't exist,
It wasn't in the top 100 list.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
like a fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after...

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker.
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker.

Assuming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people,
When there's people like you?

Find Arctic Monkeys Ringtones at Funtonia!

Find out Who the F**k Are Arctic Monkeys?

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Crazy Monkey Presents The Karate Chimp

Crazy Karate Monkey Chimp

Meet my friend The Karate Chimp. He's skilled in the various martial arts and has displayed it quite well on this YouTube video. It's good he's my friend too because if we were enemies he'd kick the crap, or air out of me!

Another friend of the Crazy Monkey you might wanna check out is this Beatboxin' Dog, he's pretty skilled with sounds. As you'll see there's plenty of Party Animals all over the place. Keep it real!

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Crazy Monkey Bread Recipes

Monkey Bread

It's a new year, and sometimes you need a good snack to help get your drinks down. Maybe something for your sweet tooth? Being the Crazy Monkey that I am, I've collected a bunch of recipes for Monkey Bread here. Oh no, don't worry it doesn't use actual Monkeys in it! It's mostly biscuits, sugars, walnuts and other good stuff! It comes from the German word "Affenbrot" meaning "Ape bread", and is a sticky, gooey pastry..trust me it's yummy!

So here's 5 Great Recipes for Monkey Bread:



As you can see my good pal Martha Stewart even gave one of her links. With the monkey Bread wash it down with a tall glass of Milk, Red Bull, Budweiser, Cristal, Gin N Tonic, or whatever else you might have around!

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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey

chinese monkey horoscope

It's a brand new year and time for great things to happen! If you're a crazy monkey like I am, then you probably always are wondering what your future holds. Or maybe just what the current or next day will hold for you. That's what makes my pal the Daily Chinese Horoscope Monkey so cool. He knows what's in store for all of us. You can head over and get your daily overviews for today, tomorrow and even after tomorrow!

You'll also learn the strengths of your will, intellect, dynamism and luck as well was what to do with love & relationships!


FREE Psychic reading


You can check out your Chinese horoscope here!

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