TRON Legacy Movie Preview!

Ok so recently this big event called Comic-Con went down in San Diego, California. It basically features all these big wigs from superhero/sci-fi-fantasy type TV shows and movies schmoozing with the nerdiest of fans. You know, the Trekkies, Star Wars nerds and inflated monkey lovers (my movie won't be out for years due to contract negotiations).

Anyways, this latest Comic Con had some big stuff going on. For example, Twilight New Moon is one the teeny boppers are going crazy waiting for....That Robert Pattinson dude showed up to tons of screaming girls to hype the upcoming flick about Vampires and love. There's also Iron Man 2, which will bring Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow back again, but also will bring in Mickey Rourke as Whiplash and Scarlett Johansson (rawr!) as Black Widow.

But it gets better...A movie that has been 27 years in the making is being released, with special efx worthy of modern times. It's called "TRON Legacy" and will star Jeff Bridges, reprising his role from the movie years ago. I'm excited to see this one coming out, since I've been told it's original was a sleeper classic amongst nerdy sci-fi movie fans... It's a pretty cool futuristic video game style flick, and probably will look incredible on IMAX.

The scene you'll see below is of a light cycle chase/competition...pretty slick stuff! It almost looks like CGI meets a video game meets real life in the future, sorta.....

Ok fellas, let's roll the trailer/preview footage and let everyone see just how cool it is...(Note turn up your speakers and sit back, its pretty fun!)




Find out more at the TRON Legacy Wikipedia entry!

Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Hottest Blond Bombshell Babes!

(Miss Stra-hotski scorches up the list!)

So many blonds so little time. This crazy monkey already shared with you his list of Sexiest Latinas on the Planet, which Miss Victoria del Rosal won hands down! So now here's my list of my favorite blond bombshell babes as of 2009. These girls mostly come from movies, television, wrestling and music world. WARNING: these chicas may cause your screen to go into meltdown mode!!

10) Britney Spears (music)
9) Stacey Keibler (former WWE Diva)
8) Torrie Wilson (former WWE Diva)
7) Kelly Kelly (current WWE Diva)
6) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
5) Hayden Panettiere (Heroes)
4) Carrie Underwood (Musician)
3) Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)
2) Elisha Cuthbert (Movies)
1) Scarlett Johansson (Movies)

It's a tough choice at #10, but this monkey still loves Britney. She's rocked the schoolgirl uniform, the flight attendant get up, even the snake, keeping her on the list! At the 9-7 spots I've selected three girls who like it rough, the hot blondes from the WWE Divas! If you watch Heroes you're already familiar with both Kristen Bell (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and Hayden Pannetierre, who's also featured in the music video above.

You'll also need to pay attention to my #3 spot. Miss Strahovski could easily bump Scarlett and Elisha out of that top spot, because she is scorchin' hot on NBC's Chuck...She's not afraid to handle a gun, get dressed up in costume and work on dangerous missions.. Srahovski's even been in 3-D! Believe it or not she's an Aussie lass from the land down under! According to an interview, she got the job for Chuck just 3 days after arriving to the USA. Yvonne, since you're reading my blog daily, let's do lunch and some espionage on the side!

Disclaimer: This list is subject to change at Monkey's crazy discretion!

Batman's Christian Bale Goes Bananas!

Bale & Monkey Chillin'

A funny thing happened during a scene from the upcoming Terminator: Salvation movie starring Christian Bale...It seems one of the people working on the movie wandered into a scene where Bale and co-star Bryce Dallas Howard were acting. Boy did Batman let him have a tongue lashing!!! You can listen via the link below and count the F bombs for fun...E! Online has an article as well where the movie's assistant director says Bale was having a bad day.

Here's a little transcript of Christian Bale's kind words for his fellow human being:

Bale: "kick your f%(#$%(@n a$$! I want you off the set you pr---k!
other dude: I'm sorry.
Bale: No don't just be sorry, think for one f%@%()@n second! What the f$&$) are you doing? Are you a professional or not?
other dude: Sir yes I am.
Bale: Do I f%#)(%@n walk around and rip that-- No shut the f(*$* up Bruce..Do I walk- NO! NO! Don't shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f%()@*#%@n lights down in the middle of a scene?
other dude: No.
Bale: Then why the f%()* are you walkin right through? Ah da da da da like this in the background. What the f%()#@ is it with you?! What don't you f%*()#n understand?

Wow. It's a good thing I wasn't on the set, because I'd have left a banana peel for him to trip on while he was trying to shoot Terminator androids. Imagine the language if that happened?!

Not sure if you guys knew this, but I was a stunt double on The Dark Knight. Unfortunatley, I got into the wrong scene at the wrong time...


(The day I interrupted the Dark Knight)

You can listen to Bale Going Berzerk via this YouTube video. WARNING: Contains actual swears!

Monkey's Meet The Strangers!

There's a great new romantic comedy debuting at the theaters in about a week or so, after all the hype dies down over that Indiana Jones stuff. Don't get me a wrong I'm a big fan of the Indy character, cuz he swings around with a whip, finds ancient artifacts and does cool action stunts. I'm not sure if Indy does his own stunts now though because of age factors, but there's another movie that's really got this monkey hyped up!

You may have seen ads for the new fun-filled flick called "The Strangers". As you can see above, I was originally cast to play the part of "Dollface Girl Stranger #2". However, the directors told me my head was just a bit too inflated for the part, and they went with another girl for the role. Don't worry though, there's high demand in Hollywood for Inflated Monkeys!

But I had the privilege of sitting down to talk to the Head Stranger, who we will call "Mike Stranger" or MS. Here's our brief interview about his work:

IM: I gotta say it's a pleasure to meet you, you have done some great work!
MS: Thank you Inflated Monkey, I take pride in terrorizing random homes in the woods.

IM: About the choice of masks, you're following in the footsteps of legends like Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Mike Meyers, the people from Scream, and the kid in the movie Mask. How did you choose this elaborate mask disguise?
MS: Well we went for what the budget could handle. A white pillow case that looks like a potato sack was perfect for the gig. Guys like Jason and Mike Meyers have spent a lot of money over the years because they have to keep re-buying their masks.

IM: And I'm sure your look is going to be the top costume for Halloween 2008!
MS: That's what we're hoping for, I've already lined up deals with various pillow case manufacturers, for a signature series. The suit and tie will be the next thing I sponsor.

IM: Final question, why did you choose to visit the home of the people you do in this particular movie?
MS: Because they were home.

IM: Thank you for your time, I look forward to the new flick and your future roles!
MS: Gotta run, I have homes to visit.

So folks, there you have it, as you can see Mike Stranger the lead in "The Strangers" is an all around great guy. I fully expect to see him in feature roles with Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Leo Dicaprio and other A-listers!

If you want to have further fun with the new flick, be sure to visit thestrangers.net, where you can experience the full effect of this movie and even send your friends postcards online! The movie debuts in theaters next Friday, so mark your calendars!

Iron Man vs. Iron Monkey 2008

Iron Man looks super cool...he's a superguy in a fancy metal suit who flies and jumps around...he punches and blasts away stuff in his way or things that are attacking him. Very much like myself when I don my "Robo Monkey" suit pictured above, but this crazy monkey isn't nearly as violent. (I control my temper well)

Here's a bit more about the upcoming flick starring Mr. Robert Downey, Jr:

When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.

Also starring in this superhero action packed film are Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, Jeff Bridges and Samuel L. Jackson..

Sounds cool eh? I'm sure you've all seen the cool looking advertisements on TV where he's flying through the air, fighting another big robot guy and shooting a tank with a missile from his arm. I'm psyched for the new flick and hope my owners bring me to a theater on May 2nd..I'm also hoping Iron Man reads this and makes me his sidekick for the sequel (I wouldn't want to fight him!)

You can check out more about the movie here:

Visit Iron Man's Official Website!

Meet the Crazy Spartan Monkey!

It's your favorite crazy monkey back from another fun adventure. This time around I got to hang out in the funtastic world of the Spartanizers. It's a cool new online toy associated with the movie "Meet the Spartans" which spoofs everyone's favorite blood and guts movie 300. As you can see from the above pic, things got a little out of hand with the miniature Spartan army. It was cool to ditch my inflated body for the six pack abs of Gerard Butler for a bit though!

Until then you can go Spartanize yourself and send cool and wacky email postcards to your friends! View the official Meet the Spartans website here. Check it out in theaters on January 25, 2008!

I Got My Crazy New Monkey ID!

I'm sure many of you have seen the super funny new movie Superbad. It stars my main man, Fogell aka "McLovin" in one of the lead roles. If you saw it, you know that McLovin was in charge of hooking his pals up with the goods at the package store. To do that he had to get smart and get himself a cool looking ID.

Since this Crazy Monkey is always keeping it cool, I opted for my own McLovin ID. Now I can buy all the other inflated party animals alcohol! I just have to hope they don't notice my height and weight!

Check out Superbad on DVD at Amazon. If you haven't seen it yet it's hilarious!

Also check out the McLovin ID Generator and make your own cool ID!

Also if you're hungry, check out my Crazy Monkey Bread recipes!