Everyone loves SPAM....right??!

No not the mystery meat SPAM, I mean all the funny, crazy and creative emails we all get on a daily basis, SPAM.... Some of you may get enough SPAM to cause acid reflux disease so you know what this can be like! Today I checked out lots of these emails I got all because they love me and want to give this crazy monkey free, cool stuff...

Here's some of my favorite SPAMS from today:

- u-Scoot: Your Scooter Store
- sweet mm Cutie expect truck detail?
- Lose Weight with ColonAid and Green Tea
- Ped egg - Now you can have clean smooth feet
- Permanently engrave anything you own!
- We are giving away HDTV's!
- Learn to live in dating harmony!
- INHERITANCE REMINDER
- Dumbo
- Account Notice: Payment due
- Your eBay listing for Mickey Mouse is confirmed!

Ok the last few are legit, and someone called me "Dumbo", but the rest seem ok?! I can't wait to get my cool engraved tattoo on my inflated self, then watch some HDTV before I ride my u-scooter over for my harmonious date with a sweet cutie...that's after I collect my inheritance and make my feet smooth and clean of course. It's a good day to be a crazy monkey!

Well, I'm jus' grindin man, so ya'll nevermind me!

PS: Good news is if you look up SPAM on Google, the #1 listing is for that mystery meat stuff!