PETA Vegetarians Gone Wild!

Hello fellow party animals, this Sunday marks one of the biggest holidays in all of the United States...as well as the day in which the national water level goes down the most during one period of time....That's right, it's the SuperBowl! Time for football, cheerleaders, parties, fun, food, snacks and of course those beloved Superbowl commercials which many of us are more interested in than the game itself!

One commercial which is getting a lot of attention is the PETA advertisment. It's been banned from airing due to it's "steamy nature"...The ad takes a look at vegetarians in a whole new sexy way!

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS HOT IN NATURE! My girl Christi Paul of CNN HLN (Headline News or Hot Lesbian News) breaks it all down...



Watch the unedited PETA Veggie Love ad in its entirety!

PETA argues that other ads for burgers or chicken, etc make people fat, boring and bad in bed...Right on PETA! There's nothing wrong with showin a little "veggie love"... PETA also want to make Michael Vick undergo psychiatric counseling due to what he did with dogs...The group is definitely making moves, and any group that defends my rights as a modern day party animal deserves my backing...

You can get special 3-D glasses for Sunday's game, which you can pick up at various locations/stores including Dollar General. These special glasses will let you see ads in 3-D during this Sunday's Superbowl....That PETA ad woulda been something to see huh? Broccoli, Squash and Eggplant just bursting out the screen! Enjoy the big game, I'm predicting a Steelers victory, but it's always great to see the underdogs win!

Snuggies Cult Following

(Join us....Join us...)

Hey party animals...Do you own the popular and ever-so-warm, Snuggie? They are the latest craze sweeping the nation! The Snuggie Fleece Blanket As Seen On TV retails for about $22 on Amazon.com. It's the "revolutionary blanket with sleeves" which also comes with a free book light! Well now these garments/blankets/cult-style robes are being seen everywhere and a website has dedicated itself to those who are photographed wearing them, whether it be for warmth, fun or strange cult ceremonies...


(hmmm, about that average customer rating...)

According to Snuggiesightings.com, there's even a drinking game which has been taking place on college campuses. The participants drink each time a Snuggie commercial airs after midnight. I'm wondering how many times it airs in other areas after midnight, or if they do a lot of channel changing! A cool prank would be to tape the commercial and loop it...hehe

If you currently have a Snuggie and are proud to wear it, head over to Snuggie Sightings and be seen! Reality TV show soon to follow...

(top image source: snuggiesightings.com)

How to Fish for Dates Online...

(My official Plenty o' fish dating profile!)

The other day I took the plunge and joined this free dating site called Plenty of Fish aka plentyoffish.com! It's cool because it's free, you can take a little personality quiz to determine your psychotic tendencies and then they match you up with hot women who are looking for dates! It's amazing how many wild blonde and brunette chiquitas they have matched me with just on Day 1 because of my party animal nature! Once they go inflated monkey they never go back!

Once you sign up you can upload a picture of choice (notice I chose my sexiest one). Then they require you to fill out a profile of your interests and hobbies plus what your ideal first date is...I tried to make mine interesting without lying too much...I embellished on my salary a bit, but Hollywood women tend to like guys with $$$!

If you're feeling crazy like me and are single or a swinger, head over to Plentyoffish.com and sign yourself up. Beware of stalkers, psychos and crazies..but you just may find a diamond in the ruff!

(PS it only makes me slightly nervous that there is a guy with a loaded rifle hunting ducks staked out next to my picture on a dating site!)

My Computer Speaks Monkey!

Blah blah blouey! What sup folks this entire Block Post is being written by my voice! As you can see it's not completely accurate yet because I still have to train this thing to understand somewhat words. Any ways is still fun to seeifit picks up swear words like Faulk should ditch. Wonder how I'm doing all this? It's a technology built into Windows Vista called speech recognition. All you need to do is buy a microphone or one of those fancy headsets with a microphone like you see me wearing in the pictures. Then you're good to go and you can begin training the computer to understand you. You can then use your voice to control the computer or write things like emails. During one of my training sessions they told me that their plan is for computers to be able to talk to humans. Kinda scary technology huh? Any ways you can pick up one of these headset thingamajigs at places like Wal-Mart or Amazon dot com. Well how about that it understood the word thingamajigs! Have a good day Im going back to train this silly little thing so it will understand swears and monkey sounds and stuff!





Monkey is modeling: Cyber Acoustics AC-850 Silver USB Stereo Headset/Microphone with In-line Volume Control

Happy Chinese New Year - 2009 is Year of the Ox!

Let's hear it for the OX! The Chinese celebrate their New Year starting on a different day than the traditional first of the year. This year it will fall on Monday January 26th, 2009. Their system was first started way back in 2600 BC by Emperor Huang Ti and uses a 12-year cycle with each year represented by 1 of 12 different animals. The animals are: Rat, Pig, Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Sheep, Horse, Snake, Dragon, Rabbit, Tiger, and this year's mascot, the Ox! The year of the monkey was last held in 2004, which made for a great year for me! Just so you know they say us monkeys are quick-witted, creative, inventors who are flexible..there was no mention of inflated or crazy though.

Back to this year's animal, Mr. Ox... if you were born during an "Ox year" then you are kind and caring, positive minded, have logic and common sense, and your feet are planted on firm ground. Cool to be you! The Ox year has an interesting representation, as it will be a year full of prosperity through hard work and fortitude. The Ox will be patient and capable of enduring a large amount of hardship without complaint...Very interesting considering all that talk about rough economic times!

Learn more about the Chinese Zodiac and your symbol here!

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 Muy Caliente Latina!

(Fast woman/crazy monkey - Victoria gives me a ride home in her Nissan)

Sexy nude pics at Mr. Skin!

Victoria Del Rosal is #1 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas" list. Miss Del Rosal just edges out Eva Mendes who was #1 on the Askmen.com Top 99 Women of 2009. While Eva is definitely a hot Latina, Victoria has a special place with this crazy monkey due to her many talents. In case you've never heard of Miss Victoria Del Rosal she currently is a host on SLTV (Shop Latino TV), and is also a bikini car model. So basically she sells stuff, speaks Spanish, models and looks caliente doing it all! And nothing's sexier than a woman who's able to gain my interest in trendy "as seen on TV" products like: the "Air Climber", "Shape Changer Bra" and "Biolustre" hair care!

Note to SLTV Web crew: Victoria Del Rosal is missing from the SLTV Celebrities page!

(PS: Victoria when you read this, accept my humble Facebook friend request already since we did the photo shoot and all that other fun stuff! ;)



Check out Victoria Del Rosal's hot Nissan photo shoot out here.

Here's the rest of the "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List":

10)Shakira - Hips don't lie, nor does the rest of her! :)
9) Paula Rubio - Looked caliente on MTV Cribs, so Paula Y Yo Sigo Aquí!
8) Jennifer Lopez - Loved her for the longest time, til she got with Diddy, Affleck & Marc Antony!
7) Penelope Cruz - The kind of Latina who isn't afraid to help with the Blow.
6) Selma Hayek - Ay Yi Yi, Selma's very Spanish fly!
5) Dania Ramirez - Sexy NBC Heroes star who has the power to give off heatwaves and melt men in their tracks.
4) Constance Marie - Everybody loves Angie Lopez!
3) Eve Torres - Professional WWE Diva..No that's not an oxymoron!
2) Eva Mendes - Drop dead gorgeous star of the Spirit & The Women (for women).
1) Victoria Del Rosal - SLTV super hot hostess who slices, dices and sells Shape Changer Bras.

Eva Mendes is the Hottest in the Land!

(Mendes makes this monkey go gaga!)

Good news monkey friends and fans...one of my all-time favorite chiquitas, Eva Mendes = Askmen.com's Top Woman for 2009! She outranked 98 other femme fatales to take the prize as hottest around. Here's their exact words...

According to AskMen.com:

“You can’t take your eyes off her.” For every cliché, there is an example that makes it true, and for this one it’s quintessential girlie-girl and diosa latina Eva Mendes. From head to toe, her beauty is unique, dramatic and urgent. When on-screen, she doesn’t need to do much before we’ve willingly handed over to her our complete and devoted attention, to the exclusion of the rest of the world.

In short, the more of her we see, the more we want. It’s no surprise, then, that Eva Mendes is the Most Desirable Woman in the World.

Eva Mendes shows some skin!

This monkey agrees! Miss Mendes was of course one of the co-stars in the gritty superhero graphic novel movie "The Spirit", literally playing a woman whose husbands "dropped dead" over her...Now while Eva is a bona fide drop-dead gorgeous Latina chick, she ranks #2 on "Crazy Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latinas List"..Find out who made #1 and the rest of the list, coming soon...

See AskMen.com's Top 99 Women for 2009 list here!

The Mask of Monkey

Friends it's been a while! All I can say is this crazy monkey's been busy from the holidays right up til' now.... Between all the personal appearances and the everyday hustle and bustle of life I'm lucky not to be deflated!

As you all know we are well into 2009...With a new year I decided to go for a new look, as you can see in the pic above...That mask was actually brought back to me from China as my owner's brother and his wife recently ventured over there...Among the other cool gifts I got were a winter hat from the Great Wall of China, a small Wish Keeper Box and a new 4 GB Jump Drive
...Monkeys love to jump! PSA - you should never try jumping while driving...

As for my new mask I love it in a creepy sort of way...Maybe now I can wear the mask for a new Hollywood horror movie or at least scare the family dog around the house!

Hope everyone's 2009 is off to a great start!

PS> I'll probably go back and fill in all the missing entries between now and the last time you heard from me at some point! :)