iMonkey likes iJustine :)

(Hey monkey I've been thinkin bout ya!)

Hey pals..have you heard of iJustine yet? She's a super hot internet celebrity who loves tech, and this crazy monkey's latest crush (don't tell Victoria - she finally added me on Facebook)! iJustine is a tech geek chic who video blogs about everything from the iPhone to Twitter to Steve Jobs. She shoots her videos in her kitchen, supports charitable causes such as this one, and was sweet enough to bring cupcakes to Twitter!

So back to me and my future wife, we both like technology, we both like to party, we both like bikinis (well not wearing them for me!) We're both bigtime celebrities here on the internet, and it's cool that we both start our name with "i" too. i think iMonkey and iJustine have a lot in common! We could name our first born, iJunky :)

Friends don't tell iJustine that iLike her yet! But you can follow her on Twitter and see her blog "TastyBlogSnack" here!

The Day the Earth Stood Still on Facebook

So I was minding my own monkey bizness just a day after Valentine's day and all of a sudden a mysterious email announcement popped up. It was my main squeeze (or so I thought), Miss Victoria Del Rosal. You know the girl who came in at #1 on Monkey's Top 10 Muy Caliente Latina Babes list? Check it out...


(The message from Miss Del Rosal, sent February 15, 2009)

You can imagine my disappointment, shock and utter confusion here folks...Either Victoria has suffered amnesia, or she has truly forgotten my sexy inflated self! She still has yet to add me to her Facebook friends, possibly to keep our relationship secret from prying media hounds... Nonetheless, this monkey will continue to support the sexy Victoria Del Rosal and anything she may be selling on the SLTV channel, but no I will not wear the shape changer bra!

No More Kelloggs for Michael Phelps!

(Note: Inflated monkey does not condone standing next to Michael Phelps, a bong, and a box of Frosted Flakes and then having it all photographed.)

Can't we just leave Michael Phelps alone?!? Oy vey, it seems as if the Olympic gold medal hero, swimmer-extraordinaire was caught engaging in some wild party animal fun in South Carolina! Phelps was photographed taking a hit from the bong, and now it's been the talk of the town, actually the entire world! It resulted in public outcry, a 3 month suspension from his favorite sport (swimming not smoking), and possible criminal charges in SC!

And what's worst in the deal is that one of company's Phelps sponsored, Kelloggs, has dropped him! What were they thinking?! Don't they know that smoking weed leads to the munchies and they want their product gobbled up by the boxful? Kelloggs reconsider your marketing strategy...

Folks, this monkey says to party responsibly, but the fact that one college/paparazzi photo of an Olympic hero causes this much uproar is ridiculous...Let's start a petition to let Michael Phelps have one bad moment, seeing as a commentor on a news show this AM made a great point: our last few presidents admitted to drug use, yet they were put in charge of our country!

NY Times seems to believe suspending Mr. Phelps was wrong too!

Batman's Christian Bale Goes Bananas!

Bale & Monkey Chillin'

A funny thing happened during a scene from the upcoming Terminator: Salvation movie starring Christian Bale...It seems one of the people working on the movie wandered into a scene where Bale and co-star Bryce Dallas Howard were acting. Boy did Batman let him have a tongue lashing!!! You can listen via the link below and count the F bombs for fun...E! Online has an article as well where the movie's assistant director says Bale was having a bad day.

Here's a little transcript of Christian Bale's kind words for his fellow human being:

Bale: "kick your f%(#$%(@n a$$! I want you off the set you pr---k!
other dude: I'm sorry.
Bale: No don't just be sorry, think for one f%@%()@n second! What the f$&$) are you doing? Are you a professional or not?
other dude: Sir yes I am.
Bale: Do I f%#)(%@n walk around and rip that-- No shut the f(*$* up Bruce..Do I walk- NO! NO! Don't shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f%()@*#%@n lights down in the middle of a scene?
other dude: No.
Bale: Then why the f%()* are you walkin right through? Ah da da da da like this in the background. What the f%()#@ is it with you?! What don't you f%*()#n understand?

Wow. It's a good thing I wasn't on the set, because I'd have left a banana peel for him to trip on while he was trying to shoot Terminator androids. Imagine the language if that happened?!

Not sure if you guys knew this, but I was a stunt double on The Dark Knight. Unfortunatley, I got into the wrong scene at the wrong time...


(The day I interrupted the Dark Knight)

You can listen to Bale Going Berzerk via this YouTube video. WARNING: Contains actual swears!

Meet Olga, the Girl of My Dreams...

Many of you know I recently joined the free fishy dating site, but it's been tough fishing weather so far....I've had to throw some back and some are just plain sharks in the water...But believe it or not, I met the girl of my dreams during a commercial break the other night! It's amazing how you can have love at first sight through your TV set, and we haven't even made the switch to digital yet!

So here she is, feast your eyes on her...but hands off fellas..this is Monkey's best friend..



Isn't she wonderful? Not only does she approve of strip tease, my hairy back, fat lil' tummy and doing whatever I want, but she supports Jim Beam! Now that's my kinda party girl!

Yvonne Strahovski in 3-D!

(Click above for a preview of Chuck 3-D!)

What a Superbowl Sunday huh??! Last night this crazy monkey party animal enjoyed chicken wings, potato skins, some cold brews and a side of great NFL football! The Steelers won it, but the Arizona Cardinals sure put up quite an effort as well making it one exciting game! Superbowl 43 was full of great plays, surprises, drama, penalties and Madden-isms. In fact this year the game itself may have outdone the commercials...That's not to say the commercials sucked completely...Careerbuilder, Monster.com, Budweiser and even GoDaddy had some pretty creative and hot ads!

The 3-D ads after the 2nd quarter..not so hot. These were a bit of a letdown for this monkey because I just wasn't seeing much WOW factor in them. The Monsters vs. Aliens movie preview had a few pop-out-of-the screen moments. The Sobe lizards with NFL players was overall a better ad with the 3-D.



(Don't worry, they're 3-D glasses not X-Ray..)

See sexy Yvonne Strahovski pics!

But the 3-D looks to be getting better Monday night! That's right, NBC's Chuck will be fully in 3-D so don't "chuck" your glasses just yet friends! And to make it even hotter, my girlfriend Miss Yvonne Strahovski will be appearing in 3-D...Now this mega-babe looks good whether she's in 1-D, 2-D, 3-D or any other format...So Monday night, this monkey will be glued to NBC's Must See TV, Chuck featuring Yvonne Stra-Hotski! Congrats to the Steeler folks and enjoy the 3-D spectactular that is coming!